REDWHITEnCrue25's definitions
Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
-David Lee Roth
by Redwhitencrue25 July 14, 2005
Get the David Lee Rothmug. One who plays the guitar... well. No one cares enough to call you a guitarist if you suck, they'll just say that you play the guitar. You have to have some sort of skill level to be adressed as a guitarist.
Eddie Van Halen, Yngwie Malmsteen, Slash, Randy Rhodes, Carlos Santana, Joe Satriani, Kirk Hammett, George Lynch, and Ted Nugent. THOSE are guitarists.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 September 15, 2005
Get the Guitaristmug. 1) Great martial artist. He'd kick any of your asses.
2) Horrible actor, don't kid yourself. Even HE knows he's not a good actor.
3) Star of many great movies (eg. Missing In Action) and TV shows (eg. Walker Texas Ranger).
4) Center of the internet craze of "Chuck Norris Facts", where people made up one liners about how amazing Chuck Norris is. They were hilarious when they came out in early-mid 2005, but now everyone and their dead grandma has heard these jokes, and they're getting old.
Chuck Norris himself has offered commentary on these jokes:
"I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as 'Chuck Norris facts.' I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, 'Against All Odds?' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, 'The Justice Riders', released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."
2) Horrible actor, don't kid yourself. Even HE knows he's not a good actor.
3) Star of many great movies (eg. Missing In Action) and TV shows (eg. Walker Texas Ranger).
4) Center of the internet craze of "Chuck Norris Facts", where people made up one liners about how amazing Chuck Norris is. They were hilarious when they came out in early-mid 2005, but now everyone and their dead grandma has heard these jokes, and they're getting old.
Chuck Norris himself has offered commentary on these jokes:
"I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as 'Chuck Norris facts.' I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, 'Against All Odds?' They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, 'The Justice Riders', released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts."
No matter how many people abuse these jokes, Chuck Norris' tears will ALWAYS cure cancer, yet he will NEVER cry!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 April 10, 2006
Get the Chuck Norrismug. God damn it. Before I say this, I'll have you know that I'm an 80's metalhead. In the 80's, such rappers as Public Enemy, Run D.M.C, and LLCoolJ graced the rap scene. Nowadays, such shit such as 50 Cent, JayZ, and 2pac (who, even after his death, somehow manages to release albums) attacks the charts with the pasteurized shit they call music.
Rap was an alright form of music in the 80s, until people such as 50 Cent, even after they are no longer on the street and dirt poor, still sing about it. What the hell?
See, also, shit dick
See, also, shit dick
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 12, 2005
Get the Rapmug. One who appreciates and listens to metal music. Stereotyped as being bad asses with long hair, smelling like shit, wearing either a leather or a torn up jean jacket, leather pants or torn up jeans, cross (satinic or non) necklaces, and studded wristbands and belts. If you are a poseur metalhead, this is your attire. Poseur metalheads also listen to new shit such as KoRn, Godsmack, Atreyu, Slipknot, or Lamb Of God. These 'metal' genres might as well be categorized as 'shitmetal', seeing as that is what it all is-heaping piles of shit. Real metalheads listen to metal from the 80s such as Judas Priest, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Pantera, Megadeth, Metallica, Guns N' Roses, etc.
Poseur: Dude, that new System Of A Down CD is pure metal! Too bad you listen to Motley Crue. You're missing out!
Metalhead: Your boot is un...buckled.
Poseur: Woah, thanks!
(as he goes down to buckle his boot, metalhead knees him in the face and laughs)
Metalhead: Your boot is un...buckled.
Poseur: Woah, thanks!
(as he goes down to buckle his boot, metalhead knees him in the face and laughs)
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 24, 2005
Get the Metalheadmug. Rather good 80's glam metal band, fronted by Tom Keifer (the funniest last name ever). They are synonymous with Poison, because they both kick equal ass!
Nobody's Fool, Gypsy Road, Shake Me, Don't Know What You've Got ('Till It's Gone)! Cinderella kicks ass!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 12, 2005
Get the cinderellamug. REDWHITEnCrue25: What did you do yesterday?
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...
Sixty7gt0: I totally got a Reese from Eddie, dude!
REDWHITEnCrue25: Oh.................. yeah I watched Best Week Ever, but... that sounds good too...
by Redwhitencrue25 July 18, 2008
Get the reesemug.