In my worthless opinion, the BEST BAND EVER! Formed in 1980 by Vince Neil (Vocals) Nikki Sixx (Bass) Mick Mars (Guitar) and Tommy Lee (Drums/Huge Wang). In 1981, they released their first album, Too Fast For Love. Their look involved Harleys, leather jackets, and shit like that. Back in the good ol' 80's, this was considered hardcore and metal. In '83, they released Shout At The Devil. This album was equally as bad ass as the first. In '84, they released Theatre Of Pain. This is where they decided to go for the whole drag queen thing. This album only included 1 good song, Home Sweet Home-which stayed at #1 on MTV for 40 days (back when MTV knew what they were talking about). In 1986, they released Girls, Girls, Girls, a slightly more blusey album, and in '89, they released Dr. Feelgood-their first (and sadly) only #1 album. Vince Neil was fired in '93 and they continued to make their self-titled album with John Corabi (former of Scream! and a future guitarist for Ratt). In '97, the band re-united for Generation Swine, a '99 live album, and 2000's New Tattoo with former Ozzy drummer Randy Castillo (who died two years later). In late 2004, the band announced a reunion world tour. Go see them or kill your pathetic self.
Holy shit, that deffinition is so fucking long, I'm not even going to bother with this example. DAMN!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005
Punch line to the greatest joke EVER! Combination of "elephant" and "rhino". Pronounced "hell if I know".
Grandpa Joe: What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!
Me: I don't know. What DO you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Grandpa Joe: HELLIFIKNOW!
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If that were any funnier, it would have to be banned by the FCC like anything else that's funny!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 13, 2005
Classic Rock is undoubtedly one of the greatest genres of music this planet has ever seen. Classic Rock includes:
Cream, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, New York Dolls, Aerosmith, Queen, Sammy Hagar, Montrose and Ted Nugent. It does not- I repeat- does NOT include Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses or Metallica as some of these ass holes seem to think.
Cream, AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, KISS, New York Dolls, Aerosmith, Queen, Sammy Hagar, Montrose and Ted Nugent. It does not- I repeat- does NOT include Mötley Crüe, Guns N' Roses or Metallica as some of these ass holes seem to think.
Stupid fuck: Dude, stop listening to that shit and listen to some Classic Rock like Metallica!
(I, then, beat SF's face in with a Queen record)
Me: No, dipshit, THAT'S classic rock.
(I, then, beat SF's face in with a Queen record)
Me: No, dipshit, THAT'S classic rock.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005
A very good heavy metal band from the early '90s, yet they are also one of the two bands (along with Nirvana) that destroyed '80s metal such as Mötley Crüe, Poison, and even Metallica. Pantera introduced a much more dark and heavy type of metal to the public than they were used to. This later spawned many subgenres of metal such as death metal, dark metal, and goth metal. Each and every one of these genres sucks, because this is one of those things where the first one is the best one.
Music was great before, and even during the early Pantera days, now the mainstream music scene is all whining emo kids, wannabe rappers, suicidal goths, and screaming ass holes who have no clue what real music is, and I blame you, Pantera.
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 24, 2005
A genre of music that, in the late 70s-80s, was based on partying and having a good time were the only ways to live. On occasion you would get darker lyrics, but not like the shit you see in bands today such as Atreyu and lamb of god. Fuck them.
Good metal: Metallica, Poison, Def Leppard, Ratt, Megadeth, Kiss, Skid Row, Ozzy, Van Halen, Dokken, Queensryche, and Motley Crue.
(While writing this, I was listening to "Jet City Woman" by Queensryche and "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden)
(While writing this, I was listening to "Jet City Woman" by Queensryche and "Run To The Hills" by Iron Maiden)
by Redwhitencrue25 July 12, 2005
Rather good 80's glam metal band, fronted by Tom Keifer (the funniest last name ever). They are synonymous with Poison, because they both kick equal ass!
Nobody's Fool, Gypsy Road, Shake Me, Don't Know What You've Got ('Till It's Gone)! Cinderella kicks ass!
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 12, 2005
1. To brutally seize the existance of a being. Brutally. (Kill, Murder, Massacre, Slay, Butcher)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)
2. An 80's 'metal' band that brutally seized the existance of the genre. Brutally. (Pussies, Poseurs, Asswipes, losers)
by REDWHITEnCrue25 August 19, 2005