coffee

The master of many slaves that make up the working class.

Coffee should be drank either black or with no more than 15% cream and sugar to be truly enjoyed. However, many people prefer beverages that try to pass for coffee but are like less than 50% coffee and mostly milk/cream and sugar.
I can't function in the morning without at least 1 cup of Columbian brew coffee.
by RC July 16, 2005
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mensa

Sheesh Ninja Disaster, you have to do some research before blasting Mensa members like that.

True: Mensa is an organization for people with high IQs. Their requirement for entry is that their potential members must score within the top 2% in their standardized intelligence test.

False: Unlike some people would have you believe not all Mensa members are snobbish assholes. Also, their meetings are not just about academic endeavors . Many of them know that being extremely intelligent can be socially awkward so their meetings are a chance for these members meet other socially awkard intelligent people and do normal everyday things that regular "Schmoes" like you and I would do.
Famous Mensa members:

-Asia Carrera (famous pornstar)

-Geena Davis (famous actress)

-Jodie Foster (do I need to explain?)

etc.
by RC April 21, 2005
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jerk break

A break period used to go masturbate because you're aroused or your mind is preoccupied with sex. Typical among males. Jerk breaks are usually taken during periods of light physical activity and intense brain activity such as studying for a midterm, writing an essay, reading a book for your book report, filling out tedious income tax forms, or what have you.
Jerk breaks are cathartic in many ways.
Man I've been reading this same fucking page for fifteen minutes and I've got a big boner and can't concentrate. I think this calls for a jerk break. JERK BREAK!

Do girls go for jerk breaks? who knows?
by RC April 20, 2006
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