peni-chair

A chair that has a penis on it. You cant sit on it.
I just got this new peni-chair in. Its extra comfy
by Randy July 24, 2003
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raw

When a vagina gets dry and sore from extended periods of penetration and stimulation.
You're getting raw, are you sure you don't want me to stop?
by Randy November 15, 2004
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zork

A folder in some high schools class
Save it to folder ZORK
by randy December 12, 2003
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Back to the Future

A kickass 80s movie staring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd about time travel. Directed by Robert Zemeckis
by Randy September 29, 2003
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life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries
me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn
by Randy May 06, 2005
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greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like
my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.
by Randy December 02, 2004
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