RANDY's definitions

chox

The sound a train makes, plus X

adjective, Sweet.

Jim: I beat the noobs
Randy: Chox!

by randy February 14, 2005

life and a day

This term is meas "Life in Prison without possibility of parole"

the term basically means you die in prison hence life in prison plus a day (morgue) before your buries

me:How long did he get?
brandon:"Life and a day"
me:Damn

by Randy May 6, 2005

dentfuck

Dentfuck is to dent someones car multiple times with an object.

Mike totally dentfucked that car.

or

I dentfucked that car with a hammer.

by Randy June 21, 2004

cleg

British. slang term for slut!

"Oh God! She is such a cleg."

by Randy November 26, 2004

greasy spoon

when two sexual partners laying in the spoon position, the assumed male position (of behind) takes a spoon "greased" in KY jelly- sticks it into his own anus then removes it from his anus to give the assumed female position (in front)- then shoves the spoon into her mouth and twist's back and forth with a sharp wrist like movement.

this was made up while playing a game of catch phrase while inhebreated. the greasy spoon came up and sounded like a sexual position so we made the most disgusting thing we could think of for it... hope you like

my girlfriend has been bad, if she keeps it up i'm gonna give her the greasy spoon.

by Randy December 2, 2004

Slapjoy and Monkfish

One of the greatest comedy gangster trilogies i have ever seen. i have told all of my friends in the States to watch it but i cannot find it on the net. Please make it downloadable.

Slapjoy is so cool and so is Monkfish

by Randy January 13, 2005

Texas Belt Buckle

When you have your pants on and pull your sack out over top of your belt like a belt buckle.

Man my nuts are hot, I think I need a Texas Belt Buckle

by Randy July 29, 2004