R. Kemp's definitions

Leatherface

A badass motherfucker with a chainsaw. Do NOT fuck with him.

Leatherface will chop off your leg and shove it up your ass!

by R. Kemp February 8, 2005

Totoro

Miyazaki's worst movie. Has no plot, and is chock full of little girl upskirt shots.

The movie "My Neighbor Totoro" is an amorphous blob of suck. It's lack of direction and random BS will only appeal to small children or wapanese dorks.

by R. Kemp January 24, 2005

TYDT

Acronym for "Thank You, Drive Through". A facetious internet acronym used after answering easy questions or after making a smartass look like a dumbass.

Poster #1: Did you ever think the reason I'm fat is because I'm genetically predisposed to it?

Poster #2: No, it's because you eat too damn much. TYDT!

by R. Kemp August 15, 2007

Condolezza Rice

Dubya's slave whore. Commonly known as a nigger bitch.

Hey Condie, you missed a spot on your chin there and you shouldn't talk with your mouth full of Dubya Dick.

by R. Kemp February 12, 2005

whoosh

Spoken otomatopeia that indicates when something has gone over the listener's head.

A: This movie is so gay!
B: There are no homosexuals in this movie.
A: Whoosh!

by R. Kemp December 18, 2005

B-Dash

The term used for running in platform style videogames due to the fact that nearly all of them use the B button to run.

Might be a little too fast (B-DASH!!)
Might fall into a hole (B-DASH!!)
Might crash into some turtles (B-DASH!!)
This pipe might go underground (B-DASH!!)
Might be able to breathe underwater (B-DASH!!)
Might jump over mountains too (B-DASH!!)
Might use Mario too much (B-DASH!!)
Luigi might be sulking (B-DASH!!)

by R. Kemp June 9, 2005

fishwrap

Slang for any printed journalistic medium (newspaper, magazine, etc.) with such low credibility and standards in acceptable journalism, that its only useful function is to wrap fresh fish in.

"The Sun" is a sensationalist fishwrap read by 10 million people daily in the UK.

If you are not a Sony Playstation fan, Electronic Gaming Monthly is a fishwrap.

by R. Kemp May 2, 2006