R. Kemp's definitions

ack

A short way to say the car name, "Acura".

Honey passed your car by and jumped in my Ack, cause I'm a playa!

by R. Kemp December 28, 2005

whoosh

Spoken otomatopeia that indicates when something has gone over the listener's head.

A: This movie is so gay!
B: There are no homosexuals in this movie.
A: Whoosh!

by R. Kemp December 18, 2005

feet of clay

A figure of speech meant to signify weakness.

An antihero does the right thing if there is an ulterior motive behind it because doing the right thing for the sake of doing the right thing signifies he/she has feet of clay.

by R. Kemp December 15, 2005

flail

A "strategy" in fighting games where a person just presses buttons and moves the joystick to bust out random moves due to their lack of skill or knowledge of the game.

That Wolverine player keeps doing a M.Punch stab, jumps , and Tornado Claws. What a flailer.

by R. Kemp December 25, 2005

foul ball

A dirty prank where someone poops in the water tank of a commode, leaving a rank smell and bits of poop showing up in the water everytime you flush.

WTF?! I just took a shit, and the toilet is shitting on my shit. Some little shit musta given me a foul ball!

by R. Kemp August 23, 2006

netcop

The pinnacle of patheticness. These people take it on themselves and believe it is their obligation to preserve the "morality" of the internet by (and not limited to):
- telling others what is right and wrong in the form of a flame.
- emailing board mods to take action aganist the member of a board because they did something they didn't like (i.e. getting owned in an arguement)
- emailing ISP abuse emails to rat on a person because they don't like what they are posting or saying.
They have the deluded thought that by doing this that they will leave their mark on the Internet and have users singing their praises. However, the real world doesn't work that way, they get flamed by everyone, and because things don't work out the way they expect, their mind can't handle it and they begin the downward spiral into becoming a kook.

Netcops are pathetic SOBs that haven't gotten past the egocentric and tattle-tale stage of development. Bellvue always needs new customers...give 'em your worst!

by R. Kemp September 25, 2005

magic bullet

A term used to describe a universal solution a person uses for any problem they encounter. Usually used when a person can't construct a good debate as a last resort.

"Sexism" for feminists and chauvinists.

"Racism" for anyone that has a problem with someone that has a different skin color than them.

by R. Kemp May 18, 2005