Silenosis

Gifted with an out of proportion enormous penis size, derived from a wood satyr companion of the God of Wine, Bacchus or Dionysus.

Luther was famed by his silenosis to inflict ambivalent orgasms.

by Quixote March 05, 2019

Scapegatling

Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.

The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.

by Quixote February 09, 2019

No-gagger

A person so used to deep throat fellatio that dry-heaves no more.

Kayak was so good at blow jobs that with time became a no-gagger!

by Quixote February 11, 2019

Branum

The absolute coolest guy ever!

Dude, you're almost as cool as Branum!

by Quixote April 02, 2005

Checkmating

Writing a check $ for an escort date that no woman can resist,
Syn: philandering or dating per diem.

Listen Shelly, I got tired of those on line dating sites, now I am checkmating SOLO and doing twice as much! As I matter of fact I write the fee!

by Quixote February 10, 2019

Juulhooked

Early nicotine addiction under the conniving gimmicks of JUUL, principal producers of flavored e-cigarettes, sold by smuggling them into middle school and making 11 years old addicted early on to nicotine.

Jazmin is 12 and is already a juulhooked junky.

by Quixote February 17, 2019

Post Turtling

The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!

Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.

by Quixote February 13, 2019