Checkmating

Writing a check $ for an escort date that no woman can resist,
Syn: philandering or dating per diem.

Listen Shelly, I got tired of those on line dating sites, now I am checkmating SOLO and doing twice as much! As I matter of fact I write the fee!

Checkmating by Quixote February 10, 2019

Checkmating

After playing a game of chess, the loser will be checked into a fifty shades of grey sex chamber, where they’ll be turned into a sex slave, mated until the die, whipped, burned, bit, etc until they become a submissive puppy. They are mated until death. After this, there corpse is then munted by a cultist, and they are condemned to hell.

Guy 1: Where’s John been recently?
Guy 2: Oh he got checkmating’d after losing to me
Guy 1: Oh… is he dead?
Guy 2: Yes… he got Munted by me after. And you’re next

Guy 2: *Munts guy 1 cutely*
Guy 1: *Dies*

Checkmating by Kylie lips February 12, 2025

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004