11 definitions by Quixote

1
Writing a check $ for an escort date that no woman can resist,
Syn: philandering or dating per diem.
Listen Shelly, I got tired of those on line dating sites, now I am checkmating SOLO and doing twice as much! As I matter of fact I write the fee!
by Quixote February 10, 2019
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2
Revolving door-rapid turnover of employees in a Corporate atmosphere, exhibiting utmost incompetence in the capacities of the CEO- Turtle Post by giving the boot instead of accepting his/ her fumbles. Allegory to a fusilade of rapid mortar firee.g Gatling gun behavior.
The CEO was so incompetent that her internal remedial demeanor was constant Scapegatling on the best personnel she had.
by Quixote February 08, 2019
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3
Gifted with an out of proportion enormous penis size, derived from a wood satyr companion of the God of Wine, Bacchus or Dionysus.
Luther was famed by his silenosis to inflict ambivalent orgasms.
by Quixote March 05, 2019
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The belief of Corporate CEO’s with IQ of 60 that they achieved their position on ther own , though they don’t know what to do or how to get down from the post!
Shelly believes she was promoted because of hr merits, but the underpinnings of her post turtling explain her moronic infatuation.
by Quixote February 12, 2019
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6
Foul play maneuvering by Big Pharma Lobbyists to pay generic factories to shelve their product indefinitely so even that the cheaper generic is FDA approved itis not available in the Market, to the dismay of pensioners who cannot buy and die from a lack of it.
Poor Mrs. Jones had a stroke because she could not buy her medicine for her coronary stent , in spite of being told by her insurance that the generic was cover by her plan , but it went into the paystall neglect.
by Quixote February 10, 2019
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7
A person so used to deep throat fellatio that dry-heaves no more.
Kayak was so good at blow jobs that with time became a no-gagger!
by Quixote February 11, 2019
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