QuiteSeriousDefinitions's definitions

guys

Typically a gender-neutral term by YouTubers simply used to group up all viewers, and greet them as one, big group used like this: Hey guys..and so on. Some think it is offensive, but this argument can be defeated in two ways.

1: If so, then why do so many people use it?
2: Girls typically have no problem with this.
3: Saying guys and girls is oddly strange.

Hey guys!
2: Hey, that’s not gender neutral!
3: Please stfu.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

halp

The incorrect spelling of help, used in a comical manner. Typically used when someone doesn’t need help, but spells it as such for the sole purpose of letting others know real assistance is unneeded.

1: Halp, I’m drowning!
2: Hey, you’re swimming just fine!
3: We know, captain obvious!

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Time

An artificial construct made by Homo sapiens for the simple reason of understanding the common phenomenon as time. It is going by, faster than you can read this definition. It is infinite, yet precious. Limitless, but should be used to it’s maximum.

What time is it?
Time to get a watch, Jerry.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

earth

dying rock in space we love

earth is cool.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Fortnite

A popular battle royale game released in 2017 by Epic Games. It has over 1,000,000 concurrent players, and is all over the popular sharing platform YouTube. Most professional gamers quit a long time ago to issues such as a toxic community, repetitive gameplay, and unfair advantages to some players.
Most think it sucks nowadays.

Guy 1: Wanna play some Fortnite later?
Guy 2: It’s not 2017, the game sucks.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

weewoo

the police are coming, and they are cranky because I have all of the donuts

“weewoo! Police coming through!” says the adolescent man child.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021

Smurfing

The act used by YouTubers when they ruin the experience of rookie players by quickly advancing into a game’s higher rankings due to having prior skill while using a new, low ranked account. Highly popular, despite being quite annoying to those who just want to casually play.

1: Hey, *insert video streamer* is smurfing again!
2: That content is dead anyway. They just ruin the game by getting in low-rank lobbies.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 4, 2021