Quentin's definitions

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."

by Quentin July 31, 2003

blood wings

Oral sex performed on a woman on her period

"He thought it was love when woke up in the morning with a lump in his throat. But when he noticed the string in his mouth, he knew he had his blood wings"

by Quentin July 31, 2003

fubar

Fucked up beyond all reconciliation.
Originally military.
See also goat fuck

"Some of these definitions are fubar"

by Quentin July 31, 2003

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!"

"I hear you have a new job."
"Sure."
"What is it?"
"I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

by Quentin January 25, 2004

illy

A brand of coffee from Trieste, Italy.

"Illy has earned its reputation as the world's leading coffee authority"

by quentin July 19, 2003

vidiot

One who knows more about Laura Croft than they do about their job. See also video vegetable

"My son is such a vidiot that he's 25 years old and still is a Jimmy no star at McDonalds."

by Quentin August 1, 2003

whoregasm

Normally about $50 (US) extra if requested, $50 (US) less if real.

"She said the next time I'm in town it's a freebee, because I gave her a whoregasm."

by Quentin August 1, 2003