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FedEx SmartPost

Like USPS but much slower (even after Trump's sabotage) and considerably more expensive
Why would you ship FedEx SmartPost
by Queen Buttrix March 1, 2021
mugGet the FedEx SmartPostmug.

sapiosexual

Pretentious and attracted to likeminded folks
Well actually, I'm a sapiosexual
by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018
mugGet the sapiosexualmug.

no sapio

When you compliment someone's brain but you don't want to look like a pretentious, low-key ableist dickwad
by Queen Buttrix February 9, 2021
mugGet the no sapiomug.

kraken

by Queen Buttrix September 25, 2021
mugGet the krakenmug.

Jesus was Palestinian

Something commonly said by the performatively woke, more for its shock value than for any sense of history. In reality, Jesus was a Jew whose entire shtick depended on him being allegedly descended from King David of Judah, i.e. on him being not only Jewish, but a Judahite specifically. He was also literally born in Judah, allegedly.
"Jesus was Palestinian!"

"Do you want to take on the burden of antisemitism and the violence Jews have experienced at the hands of Christians since Jesus was killed by the Romans? Unless you do, don't appropriate our ancestors."
by Queen Buttrix March 12, 2022
mugGet the Jesus was Palestinianmug.

fake news

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.
Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.
by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017
mugGet the fake newsmug.

4chanize

To colonize an existing space with a 4chan mentality.
The Chapo left 4chanized socialism
by Queen Buttrix October 17, 2021
mugGet the 4chanizemug.

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