Definitions by Queen Buttrix

kitty's momma 

The mother of your cat.

"My kitty's momma just had two more kittens."

"Omg, siblings!"

kitty's momma by Queen Buttrix June 19, 2018

sapiosexual 

Pretentious and attracted to likeminded folks

Well actually, I'm a sapiosexual

sapiosexual by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

totally not gay 

Gay.

Benedict XVI is totally not gay.

I'm totally not gay.

totally not gay by Queen Buttrix June 1, 2018

breitbart

A safe space for the far right.

Fox News is TV's breitbart.

Sinclair Broadcasting is a network of breitbarts masquerading as "local" news.

Donald Trump's cabinet meetings are always breitbarts.

breitbart by Queen Buttrix May 27, 2018

trump 

To spank with a copy of Forbes magazine.

"I just fucked a porn star last night"
"You mean she trumped you?"
"Same difference"

trump by Queen Buttrix January 23, 2018

females 

What creepy guys on dating sites call women. No one is sure if it's because they don't see women as people or they simply are making a poor attempt to signal that they are not interested in trans women, but in any case, using this term on their dating profile ensures that they will not be contacted by any women at all.

Why don't you hu-man females ever message me? I am the nicest Ferengi you seed depositories will ever meet!

females by Queen Buttrix December 30, 2017

fake news 

1. Real news that a government official is confident is unlikely to be proven any time soon.
2. Real news that a government official desperately needs to be untrue to save their face.

Dutch journalist: You said the Netherlands has no-go zones, where are they? This is the first we've heard of these over here.
US Ambassador to the Netherlands: That's fake news. I never said that.
Dutch journalist: OK well we have a clip, roll that footage.

(Clip shows the ambassador saying the Netherlands has no-go zones)

Dutch journalist: That's fake news, then?
US Ambassador: I never said it was fake news. That's fake news.

fake news by Queen Buttrix December 23, 2017