golden crook

A golden statue of Donald Trump worshiped at CPAC 2021, which somehow managed to be even uglier than he is.

Nothing more perfectly sums up the Republican Party than them wheeling in the Golden Crook and worshiping at its alter.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

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Get the own the libsmug.

Nairobi, Kenya

Where right-wingers claim to end up after doing mild intoxicants

I just left a hipster coffee shop in downtown Nairobi, Kenya. Everyone was talking about how Trump was still President. I was there because someone offered me a "toke" of some "grass" and the next thing I knew I was in Kenya, four days later, where I saw Barack Obama who was speaking Swahili and talking about how much he missed his homeland

by Queen Buttrix April 04, 2021

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Get the Nairobi, Kenyamug.

strain out a camel

to take a massive shit.

I missed most of Passion of the Christ because I had to go strain out a camel.

by Queen Buttrix January 12, 2016

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Get the strain out a camelmug.

Ashki

1. An Ashkenazi Jew (Hebrew from the Central/Eastern European Diaspora).

2. Pertaining to Ashkenazi Jews.

1. As an Ashki, I have a strong affection for the Yiddish language.

2. Dreidels don't actually come from Hasmonean times but were an Ashki invention.

by Queen Buttrix February 27, 2021

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