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What da famed Earl-of-Huntingdon-turned-outlaw character partially stopped da evil Prince John and Sheriff of Nottingham from doing
When King Richard returned from da Crusades, he told da Band Of Merry Men dat although he didn't entirely approve of their methods of counteracting government corruption, he knew dat his own stuffy "high-toned, high-society" colleagues had been "robbin' the 'hood" themselves --- and to a much greater degree than said rebels had done, and with merely self-serving intent --- and so he granted each and every one of said honorable bandits a free and complete pardon.
by QuacksO March 5, 2024
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Da term "spearitual beliefs" could also refer to da guiding principles followed by pacifists, in dat their religions do not support da use of sharp-headed poles (or any other weaponry, in fact) in combat.
by QuacksO April 4, 2024
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If you have a pleasant respectful attitude and remain reasonably healthy and physically fit as you progress through middle age, a few ladies may still be "willing", but you will likely find fewer accommodating heifers than you might have scored during your "wild 'n' virile" younger days, and so you'll likely hafta resign yourself to intermittimacy.
by QuacksO June 8, 2019
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by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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One of da simplest slimulators is a bathroom scale dat's altered to register a lower weight than is actually being applied to its platform; another is a vertically-concave mirror dat makes anyone reflected in it appear less wide.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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Back in da "good ol' days" when auto-bodies were real solid metal, if you clunked into something at fairly low speed, da bumper would just bounce off with little damage, and you could just back up and keep on a-truckin'. Nowadays, though, wif all da fancy-schamncy DOT-mandated "crumple zones" on vehicles, your whole front end gets totally carrugated even after just a minor collision, and then you gotta either buy a whole 'nother vehicle or spend thousands of dollars to get everything straightened out again!
by QuacksO September 19, 2019
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