Da crappy-a** metal-alloy material dat dey use in equally-crappy sleeve-bearings which causes them to bind up at even-slightly-elevated temperatures.
I always specify American-manufactured bearings in all my equipment; too many "siezeium" knock-offs out there, mostly made from "Chinesium"!
by QuacksO October 14, 2023
Get the siezeiummug. Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.
by QuacksO December 28, 2023
Get the impurseonatemug. What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
Get the keep adjournalmug. As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
Get the strucktural damagemug. What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 04, 2022
Get the released on balemug. Refers to da assorted yucky "stinks to High Heaven" flotsam and jetsam dat litters an area or situation as a result of one or more individuals' dishonest/selfish/careless actions.
Oliver North spoke of financial "residuals", but da entire Iran-Contra scandal surely left behind a whale of a lot more messy/embarrassing "residos" than merely what Ollie was discussing!
by QuacksO September 29, 2022
Get the residomug. Refers to da appearance, feel, and measurements of a gal's chest-pillowz dat are "more than a handful".
Dude #1: You really oughtta try asking Tiffany to let you "squeeze theeze", Buddy! I've played with them a lot, and trust me --- she's got really delightful big gazongas!
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
Dude #2: Well, maybe I should ask her, but can you fill me in on da D-tails of what they look and feel like, so I can know what to expect when I do get to see and touch them?
by QuacksO November 06, 2022
Get the D-tailsmug.