QuacksO's definitions

Shagri La Ranch

An Arizona-based nudist camp where you're allowed to "get it on" wif any member of da community.

If you're looking for "anything goes" resorts (i.e., where everyone not only "bares it all", but you can also freely ask anyone there for a "roll in da hay"), a few do exist in various parts of da world --- there's Lake Tittycocka over in da Andes, and then here is da You-Ess-of-Aye we have Shagri La Ranch.

by QuacksO March 14, 2023

berthday

Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.

Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!

by QuacksO August 23, 2020

yackcident

An unfortunate mishap caused by putting your foot in your mouth.

Don Imus really created a major yackcident when he foolishly uttered his infamously disgraceful "nappy-headed hos" remark.

by QuacksO July 13, 2020

kissue

A problem that one has with smooches, such as shyness or concerns about spreading germs..

I try to respect the personal boundaries of others, so I never fuss if someone has kissues, plus of course I know that it's common practice for people to not wanna "get too close" to each other during flue season.

by QuacksO November 21, 2019

siezenal

Part-time use/operation of some object --- rather than all-year-round --- due to its getting repossessed by a creditor for non-payment of rent or loan-installments.

I always pay cash and buy second-hand on big-ticket items whenever possible, so dat I don't hafta worry about siezenal use issues.

by QuacksO May 3, 2022

spring tension

Da "wound up" feeling dat you experience when da snow starts to recede and da first green shoots of grass start coming up, making you feverishly compelled to go and check da tempered-steel coiled-wire components of your lawn and garden equipment to see if they still possess adequate pull, or if they are too saggy and weak to do their strong-and-quick-return-motion job anymore.

Da term "spring tension" and also refer to da yearly period when "young men's thoughts turn to love", and thus you are concerned dat if you manage to sneak a willing female home wif you, your parents --- or even worse, da girl's parents, if you two also end up at her house on some of da occasions when you "get it on" --- will hear da tell-tail squeaking of your mattress-coils.

by QuacksO June 13, 2023

abuse tax

A tariff we pay to the State or Federal government to recompense them for abusing us.

I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018