Definitions by QuacksO
Airyan Nations
I know a lotta people who walk around with upward-tilted noses and think they're better than everyone else, but the Airyan Nations members take it to an extreme. Somebody needs to seriously "take the wind outta their sails".
Airyan Nations by QuacksO July 18, 2018
weekly sales flyers
Legalized harassment by mail.
I called da local post office and opted out of receiving weekly sales flyers (I almost never buy anything from them, anyway, and I wanted to save on pulp-trees), but I keep getting them anyway; turns out that the USPS always just drops off those ads at every box; they aren't even allowed to "pick and choose" where they deliver those bundles of nonsense.
weekly sales flyers by QuacksO July 18, 2018
snuggle-stroll
Refers to a slow "nuzzley" relaxing walk shared by a pair of lovebirds where da nice guy never actually lets go from his initial embrace of da cutie who's shown up to honor him wif her pleasant companionship, either because he's so fond of her warm closeness that he doesn't ever wanna be even a fraction of an inch away from her during their entire time together, or else she showed up in tears over some distressing recent event, and so he wants to comfortingly ensure that she feels totally loved and safe during her visit with him.
Going for long walks wif a nice girl is pleasurable enough "as-is", of course, but snuggle-strolls are even nicer; extra points if (1) you maintain a tight lip-lock wif her during the entire walk, and (2) you're both naked; as we know, naked hugz are da best hugz, plus of course it allows you to share spontaneous sex-quickies if nobody is watching at da time. Just be sure to bring flip-flops along, though, in case your journey takes you over any rough ground where bare feet would be vulnerable; this keeps yer feet cleaner, as well, in case ya occasionally wanna plop yerselves down and give each other foot-rubz.
snuggle-stroll by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Murphy's Mechanic's Law
My high-beam dimmer--switch is faulty, yet when I took the car to the mechanic for troubleshooting, the switch worked perfectly for him! Typical Murphy's Mechanic's Law at work!
Murphy's Mechanic's Law by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Whee-whoo!
That highly-irritating casual two-tone whistle that someone sarcastically makes to either rudely make his presence known, express derision, or interrupt a noisy tirade.
Teenage boy, standing on the upstairs deck and watching his water-pistol-toting little brother searching for him in the yard below: Whee-whoo!
Younger brother, spinning around to try to squirt his big brother, but instead seeing a hugely-bulging water-balloon falling straight towards his head: Oh, craaa--- [SPLUTSCH!!!]
Younger brother, spinning around to try to squirt his big brother, but instead seeing a hugely-bulging water-balloon falling straight towards his head: Oh, craaa--- [SPLUTSCH!!!]
Whee-whoo! by QuacksO July 18, 2018
parachute pals
Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.
Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.
parachute pals by QuacksO July 18, 2018
rigger mortise
A severe stiffening/cramping of the joints/muscles suffered by people who attach hoisting-cables for the huge timbers that are used to build old-fashioned post-and-beam ("mortise-and-tenon") structures.
I overdid it while helping my Amish friends do a barn-raising yesterday, and now I have rigger mortise.
rigger mortise by QuacksO July 18, 2018