QuacksO's definitions
Da infamous "prickly-natured" late-18th-century politician who was notorious for hot-headedly "bristling" whenever anyone of an opposing view dared to challenge his "pet" ideas.
In his fumingly-temperish disagreements with Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burrdock must have really had a you-know-what up his "you-know-where" to actually want to kill a fellow politician merely because said statesman had opposing political views. Too bad that the "Gentle Art Of" book-series (i.e., verbal self-defense, self-control, etc.) wouldn't be published for another 150-plus years, or his reading up on these topics might have helped him moderate his "spiky" emotions.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
Get the Aaron Burrdockmug. Refers to an offer/proposal/situation where the items or circumstances appear to be favorable or legitimate as they are initially presented, but then turn out to be a "bottomless pit" of required labor, responsibility, and/or financial resources.
A brand new ink-jet printer for only $29.95 may seem like a bargain, but it's actually a "free kittens" deal, because replacing the ink cartridges will cost more than the printer.
by QuacksO March 4, 2015
Get the "free kittens" dealmug. Da infamous former youth-pastor of Covenant Life Church who received a 40-year sentence for molesting minors.
With scandalous perverted hypocrites like Nathaniel Immorales behind da pulpit, it''s little wonder dat so few people trust da church anymore.
by QuacksO September 9, 2019
Get the Nathaniel Immoralesmug. Sticky-sweet libation aside, lots of guys and gals alike often "fanta-size" about huge genitals, either on their own bodies or on those of their significant other.
by QuacksO March 6, 2023
Get the Fanta-sizemug. Where a solemnly-sworn dieter goes to admit his "slippages" of partaking of sweets, usually to a resident health-guru.
I hate going to confectional, since as atonement they make you eat a four-ounce chunk of tofu and a medium bowl of alfalfa sprouts, then drink a whole pint of pureed green wheat-grass ---- bleaahhhk!!
by QuacksO January 7, 2017
Get the confectionalmug. A typical "fat 'n' lazy" dude whom you live wif, but who does little besides lounge back on da couch to watch TV and munch Humpty Dumpty chips --- an appropriately-named brand of "fried-'n'-dried-tater" snack for him to eat, too, as he is huge and rotund just like said egg-based individual.
Lots of domestically-disappointed ladies had originally harbored high hopes regarding da seemingly-caring-'n'-capable guys whom they were marrying, but all they ended up being were unmotivated cohabitaters!
by QuacksO March 2, 2025
Get the cohabitatermug. Madea had an infamous "aphillyation" of her own --- namely, da two useless "gettin', getter, got" counseling-sessions she had wif da fat bald creepy-eyebrowed practicing-medicine-without-a-license Doctor McGraw himself.
by QuacksO February 17, 2021
Get the aphillyationmug.