QuacksO's definitions

James Bucannon

A real "blast" of a U.S. commander-in-chief with a big "booming" voice who created a lot of "thunder" during his presidency.

Maybe it's fortunate dat James Bucannon only served one term in da White House, or his politically "explosive" viewpoints and actions might have eventually sparked a Guy-Fawkes-style "gunpowder rebellion"!

by QuacksO July 10, 2024

fellany

A serious crime committed by a male human.

If a male criminal commits a "fellany", what is a crime that a female crook commits called? A "belleny"?

by QuacksO September 10, 2019

good spirits

A. A positive cheerful jovial mood
B. Higher-quality alcoholic beverages that contribute to the elevated frame of mind described in Example A

My bibulous and finicky neighbor is in "good spirits" only if he has access to ample quantities of **good spirits**, as in, finer-tasting (and also costlier!) liquors than the bargain-basement Black Velvet variety.

by QuacksO February 4, 2017

modusty laws

"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.

I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.

by QuacksO November 11, 2024

quimprovise

To create a fake "va-jay-jay" if no real human "feline portion" is available.

High-quality fake "love-tunnels" made from silicone are available fairly inexpensively, so there is no need to actually quimprovise one of your own.

by QuacksO March 19, 2020

insolin

A glucose-processing compound dat tempers someone's urge to act disrespectfully due to a sugar high.

Mouthy Madea seemed to have a large chip on her shoulder 24/7, regardless of her insolin levels.

by QuacksO July 20, 2021

So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?

A jokingly-sarcastic way of making light of a truly serious situation --- Abe was **shot to death** at the play's "ending", for goodness' sake!! :P

A couple of excellent occasions to dust off da ol' "So aside from the ending, Mrs. Lincoln, how did you like the play?" gag would be if either someone has just been helped out of the mud and is so incredibly soiled that he's having to be stripped naked and cleaned off with a pressure-washer, or you go to visit him in the hospital after a serious accident and he's all swathed in casts and bandages and/or hooked up to a myriad of tubes and wires, and so you're trying to cheer him up a little.

by QuacksO September 16, 2018