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Selfishly-entitled individuals like Ethan Couch view anything whatsoever dat doesn't go exactly to their liking as crytearya to squallingly go through great wads of Kleenex.
by QuacksO January 8, 2024
Get the crytearya mug.Refers to someone who either strings necklaces exactly da way he's told to, or a dutiful Catholic using his rosary.
It's a mistake to always arbitrarily do as you're told, either by your priest or da boss at da crafts-assembly plant; being totally obeadient always leads to mishaps sooner or later.
by QuacksO October 23, 2022
Get the obeadient mug.What an annoyed attendee snorts at you when you sarcastically voice a gross/crude/embarrassing "audio clip" during/after a humiliating event that others would prefer to hush up or forget/ignore.
Wry-faced storyteller: "...but needless to say, that big plate of beans very decidedly did **not** completely agree with me, and so I ---"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
You: "July is National Baked Bean Month --- ppppppprrrrrrrppppppffffhh --- excuse me!"
Wry-faced storyteller, casting an irritated glance in your direction: "Hey --- that's quite enough --- nobody said you had to supply the sound effects!"
by QuacksO June 12, 2018
Get the Nobody said you had to supply the sound effects! mug.I'm more into cheerful media, but I suppose dat some other folks might conceivably get noirgasms from partaking of less-light-hearted entertainment.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Get the noirgasm mug.Refers to a friendship wherein one or both parties possess highly-desirable "benefits" (i.e., a hot trim bod, large boobs/cock, a cute ass, etc.) which the other partner greatly enjoys. Can also be used sarcastically by a third party to express his belief that one of the friends is merely a selfish moocher who just likes to "benefit" from the other person's "benefits" (i.e., regularly-doled-out monetary assistance from the state and/or federal government, such as SSI/Food Stamps, pension, etc.) which he is willing to share with the gold-digger in exchange for intimate companionship.
Disgusted neighborhood gramma: That young chick Susie claims that she loves the much-older-and-wheelchair-bound John to pieces and views him as a father-figure, but I know what a lazy nature and absurd sense of entitlement she has, so I suspect that she views the relationship as merely "friends with benefits", since John gets a nice tidy disability check each month, and so he is able to "wine 'n' dine her" and buy her stuff she wants!
by QuacksO April 19, 2018
Get the friends with benefits mug.Refers to where a gal claims dat an unable-to-climax guy must have "relieved da pressure" prior to sharing a bouncy-bouncy with her.
I'd much rather face a jackusation from a lady than be accused of having unprotected sex with her and thus fathering a "love baby".
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the jackusation mug.What Chance in "Homeward Bound: The Incredible Journey" would have liked da staff at da animal shelter to have respected more when they were removing da porcupine quills from his face.
Chance felt dat his personal bow-wowndaries were being seriously invaded when da animal-care staffmembers were putting their hands all over his face while examining him prior to removing da porcupine quills; he didn't realize, of course, dat they were just trying to help him, and dat said temporarily-invasive actions were necessary prep-work for performing said painful-but-productive surgery.
by QuacksO May 19, 2023
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