Pentaccostal

The infamous ultra-pushy hypocritical religious organization that makes you feel almost forcibly delayed ("accosted") when their overzealous members arrogantly approach you about joining their faith and/or attending their services, yet they themselves perform acts of blatant dishonesty and aggressive rudeness that even an openly-hardened atheist would probably never do. Can also loosely refer to any form of unwanted religion-based harassment, no matter from what denomination.
Redneck Teenager: I have to take an alternate route to the lake when I go fishing on the weekend, so that I don't get pentaccostaled by the local bible-thumpers.
by QuacksO January 13, 2017
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prose and cons

Refers to the overall subject of the "entertaining 'n' informative" written material authored by deceitful shysters in an attempt to trick us into trusting them.
Some people think the Bible is a sacred text that should be followed without question, but I view it as just a classic example of prose and cons, with the biggest con-man being the narcissistic God Himself.
by QuacksO April 23, 2019
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Omar Sheriff

Famous Egyptian actor who also served as police chief in his local area.
As experienced as Omar Sheriff was with law-enforcement, I'm surprised he didn't star in more crimefighting-type films.
by QuacksO November 15, 2018
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hover

To pace about restlessly and hang around impatiently while waiting for someone to complete a task for you, often accompanied by repeatedly looking over the person's shoulder. Erroneously thought of by the waiter as helping to speed things up, hovering generally has the exact opposite effect, causing the laborer to feel harried and nervous at being constantly watched, and thus actually making him take even longer to complete the task because his uneasiness obliges him to work more carefully and deliberately, and to re-check more details of his work than he would if he was calm.
Can also loosely refer to any form of fretting at or badgering someone, such as by phoning or e-mailing/IM-ing him repeatedly.
Husband: Is the shop almost done fixing our car yet?
Wife: Well, possibly, but I am not sure... they were still working on it when I stepped in, but they all appeared to be a bit stressed, so I didn't want to hover.
by QuacksO September 25, 2012
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meatyocre

Refers to da true/eventual less-than-satisfying status of something dat was initially touted or presented as being impressively "beefy".
Classic examples of "meatyocre" would be disappointingly-"lean" portions of "actual-Angus" in fast-food burgers, lackluster weightlifting-results on yer bicepses, or da puny length/thickness of a guy's love-pipe.
by QuacksO February 21, 2025
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Tarzan and Mary Jane

Da guy-and-gal coupling dat occurs whenever Spider Man requests da collaboration of everyone's favorite jungle-dwelling dude in his crime-fighting escapades, and either offers to temporarily share his sweet-faced main squeeze wif him as an incentive/reward for said assistance, or leaves her in his care till he returns from a mission.
Besides da pleasant-companionship advantage of an interval of "Tarzan and Mary Jane" co-habitation, said joyful visit also allows da two Janes to share a major hen-party to gigglingly swap stories of their respective partners' wild escapades, and also exchange ideas for each of them on how to better please her man.
by QuacksO July 23, 2023
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buy-product

An undesirable "secondary" expense dat you get saddled with due to your having purchased an item.
Items like vehicles and paper-printers are excellent --- and notorious --- examples of frequently needing "buy-products"... the price of the items itself may be incidental when compared to all of the subsequent high-cost commodities that you will have to supply said item with in order to keep it operational, such as fuel, fluids, ink-jet cartridges, etc.
by QuacksO October 10, 2020
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