Shockingly horrible in da excessively-covetous department.
Shylock's behavior was particularly egreedgious due to da fact dat da other folks in da story were actually being outstandingly diligent and honest in attempting to settle their bills wif said shameless chiseler.
by QuacksO March 24, 2023
Someone who utilizes the "reliable" bad-luck-causing syndrome of Murphy's Law by actually turning it his own benefit or that of his friends. Extra points if these other folks actually hire him for pay to "suffer on their behalf".
One excellent example of a Murphy's Law opportunist would be someone who hangs out his laundry to dry on an occasion when rain is desired.
by QuacksO August 11, 2019
Children with a sweet tooth are not so likely to say, "That's fine --- I love apples" as kiddos who have been raised on a whole-foods diet.
by QuacksO March 10, 2021
I mean, I mean --- babySITTER. Yeah... righhhhht. :P
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Okay, okay --- if you insist, it means a "hot young juicy/curvy thing" who supposedly just goes to people's homes to watch kids in their parents' absence, but who in reality partakes of da assorted "sinful delights" of finding out what da household's wife/girlfriend gets to experience --- i.e., "making babies" by "sitting" on da lap of da daddy of da house --- i.e., riding him reverse-cowgirl-style --- whenever he sneaks back home to gleefully sample said "forbidden fresh fruit" while his significant other is otherwise occupied for a sufficient period of time.
Hiring a babysinner may indeed be great for "getting some on da side" --- i.e., being permitted access to a second delectable vagina besides da one dat you'd previously dallied wif and consequently knocked up your children's mama --- but you might then hafta shell out even more funds for a "second-generation babysitter" --- i.e., someone to watch da offspring of da "original" paying-her-way-through-college hottie --- if you end up getting HER pregnant, as well.
by QuacksO March 01, 2025
Da infamous "prickly-natured" late-18th-century politician who was notorious for hot-headedly "bristling" whenever anyone of an opposing view dared to challenge his "pet" ideas.
In his fumingly-temperish disagreements with Alexander Hamilton, Aaron Burrdock must have really had a you-know-what up his "you-know-where" to actually want to kill a fellow politician merely because said statesman had opposing political views. Too bad that the "Gentle Art Of" book-series (i.e., verbal self-defense, self-control, etc.) wouldn't be published for another 150-plus years, or his reading up on these topics might have helped him moderate his "spiky" emotions.
by QuacksO January 19, 2020
A term for what most people think of da occasional-survey bu**s**t dat da government burdens us with.
Da general concensus is dat said invasive once-every-few-years drudgery is merely a "feel-good fake" perpetrated by selfish/stingy government bureaucrats, since it usually neither serves any useful purpose nor ever results in any noticeable/significant economic or lifestyle improvements for John Q. Public.
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
A wearily-humorous term to describe a long strenuous exhausting day that literally begins and ends with the very first and very last words in the dictionary, respectively --- you frenetically "hit the ground running" with a wailing whoop of haste and/or alarm ("Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!") at the crack of dawn, and then never stop your "headlong dash" till you collapse into bed that night ("Zzzzzzzzzzzz").
Last weekend I volunteered to host the entire youth-camp group on assorted activities and outings --- it was definitely an "entire dictionary" day which I would not be physically or emotionally capable of repeating very often, but the youngsters were all smiling and happily-grateful to me afterwards, and so that made it all worth it.
by QuacksO December 21, 2018