The opposite of "sticker-shock" --- it's what you feel when you are all ready to happily send in an online order to a company that offers its merchandise insanely cheaply, only to then nearly have your eyebrows fly off when you see the astronomically-outrageous postage and handling fee that they wanna charge you to ship said order... THAT'S how they are making their profits!
U.S. Plastics may indeed have fantastically low prices on many of its products, but it's the shipping-shock that'll kill ya.
by QuacksO October 31, 2018
If you wanna see plenty of southern exposure, go check out da "clothing optional" beach in Corpus Christi.
by QuacksO April 04, 2019
by QuacksO March 22, 2021
AKA "boobies", particularly if they're C-cup or larger. As we all know, a guy will grant 'most any ordinary request from a buxom gal while she's nestling her ample chest-pillows against him (especially if it's direct skin-to-skin contact), and so as long as she lovingly clasps him in her arms and "supplies" him with her soft warm comforting ta-tas pressed firmly against his chest as "payment" for his efforts, he'll keep massaging her back.
I sometimes get totally achy arms from giving Tiffany a three-quarter-hour-long back-rub, but how can I stop when she is continuously "recompensing" me for my services with her built-in back-rub reimbursement???
by QuacksO August 28, 2017
My hiking-buddy suggested that we take a shortcut through the woods on our way back to the car, but my feet were getting really swollen and achy, so I opted to just stay on the footpath and meet him back in the parking lot --- "You can cut through the woods if you want to, Dude, but I think I'll just take the smooth pine-needle-covered trail even though it's somewhat longer --- I really don't feel up to clombering over rocks and tree-roots."
by QuacksO August 06, 2018
A wealthy and obsessively-eccentric British-Indian sculptor who spends huge sums to purchase all of the raven-hued pigments in his entire area so that nobody else can color anything with it.
Anish Karich states da exact opposite of da "tin Lizzy tycoon" --- "You can have any color, as long as it ISN'T black."
by QuacksO January 25, 2023
Lots of celebrities and socialites act fawningly attentive to their significant others, but it often is just Simper Fi --- they don;t really care for da other person; they just wanna make him feel special so dat HE will go making THEM feel special and pampered.
by QuacksO February 05, 2023