QuacksO's definitions

abbuickable

Or acchevyable. Priced to be easier on da wallet than da supposedly-afFORDable vehicle brand.

While da blue-oval-logoed conveyances are indeed often priced higher than GM or Chrysler, those brands are quite expensive, as well, and so it's doubtful dat any of them could be considered truly "abbuickable" or "addodgeable", either.

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

exspudite

To make "stir 'n' serve" mashed potatoes even more "instant".

An easy way to exspudite is to simply pour da tater-flakes into vigorously-boiling water which will swirl them around, eliminating da need to even manually mix da two ingredients.

by QuacksO March 18, 2024

shellebration

Da noisy to-do dat someone who gathered lots of nice empty invertebrate-exoskeletons makes when gleefully showing off his collected treasures to his family and friends.

Happily displaying your assorted seashore-finds is great in and of itself, but if you also traded other beachcombers for some of their prize sand-dollars, conches, cowries, and swirly-pearlies, that is even more cause for a major shellebration!

by QuacksO February 22, 2021

pursuade

To convince someone to do what you want by monetarily bribing him.

One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.

by QuacksO February 24, 2019

Floorida

Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.

If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???

by QuacksO October 22, 2020

lingering hand-clasp

The tearfully-touching gesture that often occurs when a pair of hand-holders hafta take off in opposite directions but are reluctant to let go of each other's hand; it involves the couple's slowly walking away from each other but still retaining their finger-clasps until their arms are fully extended between them. Several extra points if you considerately take the time to gradually/gently slide your fingers free of your friend's in a slow affectionately-caressing movement.

Tiffany and I always make sure to perform the lingering hand-clasp whenever we hafta part company after a delightful beach stroll or dinner-date; it helps keep us happier and miss each other a bit less until we are able to canoodle again the next time.

by QuacksO June 21, 2018

selldom

Denotes da low rate at which people purchase something.

If a product or service is "selldom" of interest to shoppers, does dat mean dat da "freequency" of it's just being given away for nothing may be fairly high?

by QuacksO February 18, 2021