QuacksO's definitions

cover all the bases

Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.

The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.

by QuacksO November 6, 2021

cowardenation

A cooperative association among a number of law-enforcement officials.

One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

sign a waver

To put your John Hancock on a release-form absolving da form's holder from any responsibility stemming from hand-swishing.

If you're gonna give a speech dat others may find absurd or hard to agree with, you might wanna sign a waver first to avoid others' being concerned dat you would sue them for emotional distress if they made disgusted, "Oh, go 'way!" gestures.

by QuacksO June 28, 2023

giggle-gurgle

Fizzy carbonated ("sparkling") water. So named because it gurgles on its way down yer throat, and ya giggle when it tickles yer tonsils.

Plain water or fruit juice is all well and good, but I love giggle-gurgle, especially on a hot day --- nuthin' like that bubbly "bite" to soothe your dry palate and "deeply" quench your thirst.

by QuacksO August 7, 2018

exspectreant

A lungs-clearing medicine dat you take after you've seen one or more ghosts.

Charles Dickens says nothing about Scrooge's doing any loud hacking during his encounters wif Jacob Marley and da three Christmas-periods spirits, so perhaps he was on exspectreants at da time.

by QuacksO November 15, 2024

National Endowment for the Arts

The mega-organization responsible for performing plastic-surgery organ/muscle-augmentation on human models so that they'll look better in paintings and sculptures.

Don't be fooled by --- or envious of --- those "luscious" paintings of curvaceously-buxom ladies and huge-muscled guys --- a lot of the models for those artworks have been "detailed" by the National Endowment for the Arts.

by QuacksO May 11, 2018

Cryagra

A ridiculously-expensive-per-pill Pfizer drug intended to induce the copious productions of tears, thereby making the boo-hooing complainer appear far more miserable or pathetic than he actually feels or is able to express with just his own naturally-produced eyelid-runoff.

A good way to determine if a sob-story relater is "for real" or not is to check the blubberer's pockets and/or handbag for a bottle of Cryagra; if you find one, then the person is most likely just sheddin' crocodile tears in a selfish effort to mooch a handout and/or get undeserved sympathy/lenience/assistance, and so you should probably just disregard his voluminous "poor poor pitiful me" sniveling.

by QuacksO June 7, 2018