I never understood why veteran actor George F. Hayes was nicknamed "Gabby", since as far as I know nobody ever made a yackusation against him, and I never recall observing dat he talked significantly more than da other actors in his films.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Da mostly "flat as a cement slab" southern state where long-distance bicycling is far more effortless than it is in da hillier more-northern locales.
If da chicks in Floorida are lovely enough to "floor" you, then how come "all my exes live in Texas"???
by QuacksO October 22, 2020
One should make absolutely sure that a person who is trying to pursuade him to do something actually has sufficient money in said purse to cover the promised bribe, and is not merely showing him an empty wallet and thus trying to pull the old empty carrots-bag on a stick routine.
by QuacksO February 24, 2019
Refers to bribing someone with a piece of heavenly-tasting candy as an incentive/reward for tackling a difficult job.
I suppose dat for someone with a sweet tooth, it might indeed be true that "Werther's a will, there's a way". I'm not into candy all dat much myself, though, so for me, I'd much prefer da promise of just a generous swallow of "da milk of human kindness", such as being heaped with praise and gratitude and/or being showered with hugs and kisses.
by QuacksO March 26, 2022
How come I'm not ever allowed by law to even throw a mild punch or to yell a threat or insult at someone, but yet any 0%!$&#!@ starched-suited dumb-a** preacher is perfectly "free 'n' welcome" to openly practice legalized weekly torture to his little heart's content --- bellowing all kinds of horrible derogatory criticisms at the members of his congregation about how awful/evil/selfish they are, and morbidly/angrily warning them of the catastrophic "hell 'n' brimstone" that "The Father" will hurl at them if they don't obediently and unquestioningly comply with His Directives???
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
Where you offer to perform a less-strenuous and/or contorted ballet-position/maneuver in exchange for the dance-tutor's not making you overly exert yourself.
I don't have super-elastic tendons and ligaments like some of my wiry-thin fellow dance-students, so I made a plié-bargain with our instructor to go easy on me regarding some of the moves.
by QuacksO November 20, 2021
Crunchy trail-mix dat's so tasty and filling dat you are absolutely "all smiles" while chowing down on it.
If a dried-clusters-of-cereal-and-sweets concoction includes raisins and sliced almonds, it's totally "grinola" to my taste-buds!
by QuacksO October 06, 2024