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Refers to how a majority of male couch-potatoes feel about their TV remote. It's a "guy thing", ladies, like vehicle-engines and road-maps --- you wouldn't understand.
Trying to get a "manly" dude to relinquish control of his remote is the ultimate test of bravery and an amazing display of temerity --- it's a "surf 'n' turf" issue here... the guy wants to "surf" the channels at will, and so he feels that the remote is his "turf" that he does not want anyone --- especially someone of the opposite gender --- encroaching upon.
by QuacksO April 4, 2019
Get the surf 'n' turfmug. A good line to use wif a cute chick when ya wanna do something totally "innocent 'n' harmless" like rub her feet, give her a cuddly soothing massage, etc.
Telling a hot gal dat "It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" can also be effective for getting her to allow you total access to her warm softness wif your hands and lips, provided dat you are actually able to "keep it in your pants" (or at least just in her hand or mouth, if you're both naked). Good luck wif DAT, though --- once you get excited from savoring her exquisite flesh, her juicy-looking coochie may look awfully tempting for your painfully-engorged lulu! What you can do in dis case, though, is to either wear a condom or have her "relieve da pressure" manually/orally, and then you can safely thrust inside of her for at least a few minutes before your sperm-glands "recharge themselves" to da point where you would again be in danger of spurting helplessly while you're eagerly "soothing her baby-tunnel" wif your swollen "love-pipe".
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the It's fun, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnantmug. What Clarita Haast experienced whenever her famous snake-milker husband, Bill, worked with all of his scaly slithery predator-reptiles.
It's amazing how cool-nerved Bill Haast seemed to be while working around all of those lethal snakes; most people would have been beside themselves with fangxiety!
by QuacksO February 11, 2023
Get the fangxietymug. Excessive pride or self-confidence dat causes you to think dat you can win da 1982 Maine goobernatorial --- I mean, I mean --- GUBERnatorial --- election.
Anybody who displayed da huberis to think dat she could actually win da governor's seat over da popular Joseph Brennan must have had at least one glass of "sherry" beforehand.
by QuacksO August 20, 2025
Get the huberismug. If a gal cannot decide which dude she likes better in da intimacy department, she may hafta just resort to double occupantscy.
by QuacksO May 23, 2022
Get the double occupantscymug. If Hitler was so mad at the behavior of the Jews in his country, he could have simply set up some sinogogues to counsel and convert them; he didn't need to mass-murder them in the process.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Get the sinogoguemug. Da emotionless manner in which someone of limited hearing acts, due to his being unaware of what speech or events are occurring around him.
Grampa actually cares very deeply about his family and friends; he's just indeafferent when he forgets to wear his hearing aids.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the indeafferentmug.