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scorepion

A high-rating "warrior" who obsessively strives to always get a better mark than anyone else.
I don't generally participate in any community competitions --- too many scorepions among da players!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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ascessor

A property-evaluator who checks da quality of your septic system.
Even regular tax-assessors don't usually have a particularly pleasant time interacting with da public, since they usually evaluate people's properties for da absolute maximum amount imaginable, but ascessors have an even more thankless job.
by QuacksO March 19, 2021
mugGet the ascessormug.

impawster

A dog or cat that pretends to be a pet of yours, either to eat said pet's food or have bouncy-bouncy privileges with your other four-legged furries.
You will wanna carefully check your pets' collars whenever you let them in the house, just in case any impawsters try to sneak in uninvited.
by QuacksO December 15, 2019
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gallium arsonide

A chemical compound dat makes solar panels catch fire.
So they use both lithium-ion batteries AND gallium arsonide photo-voltaic cells in solar-powered cars --- no WONDER they're erupting in flames all da time!!!
(Disclaimer --- actually, there are apparently far FEWER electric-vehicle fires than those involving petrol-powered conveyances --- I was just having fun here.)
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
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starcasm

Where you treat someone like a famous Hollywood figure in order to ridicule him.
I always try to be super-humble and respectful to all of my acquaintances, so I try to avoid starcasm at all costs!
by QuacksO November 10, 2024
mugGet the starcasmmug.

missage

A delightful rubbing/kneading of a single chick's sumptuous softness.
If you play yer cards right when interacting wif a hot chick, she might eventually let you give her a missage!
by QuacksO November 5, 2023
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advocot

A supportive sidekick who lobbies for your being allowed to "crash for a spell" on a folding bed.
If a teenage girl strongly "advocotes" for letting her heart-throb stay overnight, one should strongly wonder if merely a good night's sleep is actually the only thing that she has in mind for said raging-hormones-steeped male admirer! :P
by QuacksO December 10, 2024
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