If SATurday is a day of da week when it's okay to rest yer butt on a seat, and Sunday is supposed to be a day of rest, does dat mean dat you can have two days off from labors each week, and so it's only on da other five "STANDARDays" dat you actually hafta git up off yer duff and do any work???
by QuacksO February 10, 2022
Pre-cum that oozes from a guy's love-pipe and helps to lubricate the genitals during intercourse. Y-Y jelly is the slippery stuff that a lady exudes from her love-tunnel.
X-Y jelly and Y-Y jelly can indeed make a nice combination during sex, but often you will need a little K-Y jelly for a truly pleasant and pain/friction-free lovemaking experience.
by QuacksO December 30, 2018
I never cared much for dat stupid-a**-debauched "left wif da breeze" film anyway, so I should never have any prob wif rhettina fatigue.
by QuacksO November 09, 2023
A.k.a. "point-of-sale pressure". Similar to second-generation enabling, this term refers to a comparably-shameless mooching-strategy that's used on someone when you're both out shopping; it involves knowingly carrying a cancelled/expired credit card or a debit/cash/gift card that has no/insufficient funds on it, and then attempting to use said worthless plastic to pay at the checkout. Well, naturally, when the clerk swipes your card and then regretfully announces that the card was rejected, this awkward and "unexpected" delay creates an acutely-humiliating situation, especially if other shoppers are present. So you first make a great show of looking shocked/flustered/embarrassed, then hastily turn to your shopping-buddy and ask meekly but urgently, "Oh, I'm so sorry --- I forgot/didn't realize that my card wasn't gonna work this time! Do you think you could pay for my purchases just this once, and I'll pay you back as soon as I can?" And then of course, your hapless companion finds himself in a "hanged if you do and hanged if you don't" dilemma --- he can either get stuck with paying off a huge store-bill, or look like an unfeeling jerk in front of all those other customers if he indignantly refuses, especially since it would mean that you would then have to crimson-facedly tiptoe all around the store again to put all of your purchases back on the shelves, plus it would also mean that any money that your friend used for gas to take you shopping will have been wasted, also.
I prudently side-step any incidents of checkout-counter coercion by always making sure to gently-but-firmly tell my shopping-companions beforehand that (1) they will be totally "on their own" about coming up with the funds to pay for their purchases, and (2) I will **not** refund their gas-money if they're unable to obtain their desired items.
by QuacksO August 07, 2018
Some self-proclaimed fortune-tellers may actually believe in da claptrap dat they are spouting, so maybe they themselves are smoking a little crystal myth of their own!
by QuacksO August 23, 2023
A phrase that can describe two entirely-opposite ends of the meaning-spectrum, depending on how the words are punctuated.
A "good-for-nothing" is, of course, someone who lacks the knowledge and/or motivation to make himself useful in any way. But on the other hand, someone who zealously toils and struggles his a** off trying to totally "be a saint 24/7" but receives no better treatment as a result of it --- in other words, his fellow humans mistreat him with just as much chilliness and lack of charity as if he were just a "good-for-nothing" --- will feel as if he's been "good for nothing"... he's totally worn himself out trying to be "Honest Abe" and "Sir Galahad", yet nobody acknowledges or appreciates his efforts, and so he's behaved himself exceptionally but received zero reward or praise for his efforts.
by QuacksO January 06, 2019
It's a scientific fact dat cannabis can indeed be helpful for certain medical ailments, but I still feel very doobyous about freely allowing just anyone to use it.
by QuacksO September 29, 2022