Okay, I won't jot down any letters or numbers --- but I WILL make lots of meaningless scribbly lines and ink-smudges in it, so dat YOU can't write anything in dat space, either! PPPPTHTHTHTHPPPPPT!!!
Telling someone "Do not write in this space" on a paperwork-form is virtually a guarantee that he will seethingly scrawl all kinds of infuriated gibberish in that precious little space, especially if he is feeling resentful about having to feverishly fill out the stupid form in the first place ("Whatever happened to the Paperwork-Reduction Act?!"), just as posting a "No Smoking" sign or putting up a "Keep Off The Grass" placard often results in an INCREASE in said unwanted activity, rather than lessening it!
by QuacksO September 06, 2019
Can refer to either of two similarly-"weighty" definitions:
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
(1) Any complicated/intricate strategy --- such as using disappearing ink, light-sensitive/chemically-treated "disintegrating" paper that quickly becomes illegible, the addition/insertion of one or more confusing/misleading codes, etc --- that heavily "drags down" anyone's attempts to read/decipher an encryption.
(2) The amalgam of minerals used to make a special stone vault for human-burial purposes.
Our founding fathers surely doled out huge healthy doses of cryptonite in their efforts to prevent thieves from locating/accessing their "national treasure"; fortunately Benjamin Gates and his intrepid colleagues managed to de-code everything in time to prevent said treasure from falling into the wrong hands.
by QuacksO November 18, 2018
What a large majority of doctors actually take when they begin practice --- they don't actually "care" or strive to "do their patient no harm"; they're just in it for da money.
I've been treated really shabbily at more than one hospital I've been to --- seemed like da majority of da staffpeople there had taken da "hypocritic oath", rather than da one dat refers to shipping-boxes for large tubby herbivores. :P
by QuacksO June 03, 2021
Refers to either:
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
(1) Work performed for free because some tearful moocher came "bawling 'n' blubbering" to you with some "poor poor pitiful me" sob-story about being in an emergency with no money to pay anyone to help him get out of it, or
(2) Work performed for free that absolutely "bores you to tears".
That old miser on his fancy estate has been snookering soft-hearted dim-wits into helping him for free for years now, but I hear that a lot of them have finally gotten wise to him --- zheeeesh, how many naive-minded voluntears does he think actually exist in his local area???
by QuacksO May 30, 2018
I tend to be extra-susceptible to airborne-contagions from fellow humans, so I avoid visiting Massachoosetts whenever possible.
by QuacksO October 07, 2018
Da cop only gave me a warning instead of a speeding ticket, so I had better take care not to rezoom for da remainder of my trip.
by QuacksO October 13, 2023
Da supposedly-magical-and-therefore-immensely-valuable weaving-device dat's described in da "Emperor's New Clothes" tale, and dat could purportedly create clothing dat would vanish into space and remain invisible except to those individuals in da Emperor's commonwealth who were fit for da position dat they were employed in.
Da two shyster-weavers in Hans Christina Anderson's famous tale of psychology claimed to possess a "priceless airloom" dat created magical garments, but in reality it was just an ordinary weaving-device wif nothing but "thin air" in its thread-processing apparatus.
by QuacksO May 25, 2022