Your "main SQUEEZE" who also wards off da pawing hands of lustful guys who are always coming around you wanting to "SQUEEZE theeze".
My breast fend is a skillful carpenter, and so he carved me a strap-on wooden yoke with a pair of cone-shaped hollows to wear on my chest for when I hafta venture out in public on any occasion dat he is unable to personally accompany me and protect me from touchy-feely studs himself.
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
Where everyone in a committee agrees on a decision, but da members do not wish their identities to be known.
Da Declaration of Independence was ratified anonimously by many of da Founding fathers, but many of them didn't like having their signatures revealingly penned to said momentous document due to how England would view their "disloyalty".
by QuacksO May 03, 2025
A disgracefully shoddy and/or differing-from-the-book play or movie made from one of Lyman Frank's Oz books.
I fail to understand why MGM's abaumination of "The Wizard Or Oz" was so popular, since the movie is so far removed from the book's charming plot, and is so full of negativity, dark scary themes, and violence.
by QuacksO October 03, 2019
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
by QuacksO February 15, 2020
Derisive term for a sizable number of acquaintances of someone with a dubious reputation who make praising statements about the individual's character/morals, offer to co-sign a loan he's requesting, etc., but who are of comparably-questionable integrity themselves, are also broke, etc., and so their own word and/or reliability is viewed as not being much more of a legitimate guarantee than the promises of the person they're vouching for. In other words, "quantito, but not qualito"... lots of impressive-looking "containers", but with no actual/tangible/legitimate "goods" inside of said containers.
Loan officer: I always feel really wary/suspicious whenever someone of unknown/questionable reputation asks for a loan and offers to bring in a number of other folks to vouch for his character, reliability, and financial responsibility --- "methinks he doth protest too much", plus usually his so-called "witnesses" appear to merely be an "empty-boxcars train of assurers"... they seem no more trustworthy than I would view the loan-requester himself as being, and so their voluminous praise/recommendations hold little significance and inspire little confidence in me regarding whether the loan-requester would actually possess adequate means/motivation/dedication to repay the money. I feel something like how the lady-attorney in "Losing Isaiah" did when she pointed out that the members of the "support group" whom ex-druggie/shoplifter Khaila had named as the people who were assisting her in her efforts to "go straight" and "live clean" had themselves all been former drug-users and/or criminals, and so she felt that they should not be considered to be viable/reliable helpers to prevent Khaila from relapsing.
by QuacksO September 21, 2018
Da famous Wally had such a lengthy career that I imagine it would take too long to read the entire chronkiteicles in just a few "sittings; I'll hafta plan a couple hours of sit-down time per day for maybe a week or more in order to properly "absorb" it all.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
Y'know, da concept of "bookmobile vs. boobmobile" might not be such a crazy idea, after all --- if they had one or more chesty chicks operate and staff said tomes-stocked bus, and promised guys dat dey would each get to feel up said well-endowed cuties for a few minutes in exchange for every book dat dey read, local literacy and readership would likely skyrocket!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022