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inteerieor

What you logically expect when you walk through da front door of a haunted house.
When Mr. Hilliard went to da Addams Family's mansion to inquire as to why Wednesday and Pugsley weren't attending public school, he was not in da least expecting da inteerieor dat awaited him as soon as he ventured through da infamous freaky front gates!
by QuacksO January 9, 2025
mugGet the inteerieormug.

curmany

A.k.a., "curlots", this term refers to a local ordinance dat dictates how late a large sector of da citizenry can stay out in da evening hours, rather than just a fairly-small sector of da populace, such as children under a certain age.
Youngsters typically resent any "curFEW" --- i.e., stipulation on when they are allowed to be out 'n' about --- a great deal in and of themselves, but a "curMANY" dat also includes older children and/or young adults is really gonna have folks up-in-arms about said restriction!
by QuacksO April 16, 2025
mugGet the curmanymug.

Napoleon Blownapart

Infamous vertically-challenged 19th-century Corsican emperor with a penchant for high explosives. Majorly suffering from "little-man syndrome", he would often resort to blowing up everything around him in a desperate attempt to be noticed; this usually failed because (A) everyone within a ten-mile radius would always evacuate as soon as he started his countdown, and (B) nobody could see him through all the smoke and flying debris in the aftermath of his "glorious" handiwork.
Citizen (hearing loud explosion in distance): Well --- sounds like old Napoleon Blownapart is at it again down in the quarry!
by QuacksO September 25, 2012
mugGet the Napoleon Blownapartmug.

Salamander Rushdie

A sneaky "reptile" author whom some Muslims once considered Public Enemy #1.
Salamander Rushdie is a prime example of the "lizard people" whom some conspiracy theorists believe are running this world from behind the scenes.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018
mugGet the Salamander Rushdiemug.

revvinue

Da extra capital dat oil-companies make from selling gas to macho hot-rodder show-offs who love to sit and gun their engines just to make lots of "glorious" noise.
I own just a regular "simple" sedan with an economy-designed engine, and I only apply moderate pressure on the gas-pedal when I tootle peaceably down da motorways... X-on ain't earnin' no extra revvinue from your truly!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
mugGet the revvinuemug.

me-osis

Disgusted adult sitting on a park bench: Look at that spoiled-rotten kid on the playground! He's got the worst case of me-osis that I've ever seen!
by QuacksO August 14, 2018
mugGet the me-osismug.

No fines, summonses, or restraining orders

What you humorously tell anyone else who happens to be present when you sift through your morning mail. Usually a "grim grins" way of saying that you merely received junk mail.
Saying, "No fines, summonses, or restraining orders" is a more entertaining way of informing others that there's nothing of value/interest in the mail, instead of merely saying, "Garbage... garbage... garbage..." as you systematically flip through one mail-piece after another before finally tossing da entire 0%!$@#!& stack in da recycle-bin.
by QuacksO September 15, 2018
mugGet the No fines, summonses, or restraining ordersmug.

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