I went to pick up a few antioxidant-rich fruits at the produce stand, but all they had were harvested-way-too-early pomegranites!
by QuacksO January 14, 2022
An armed force dat does more "waiting" than "hurrying up" while da superiors hem and haw around when trying to decide what to do.
Members of da "mulletary" have weird haircuts and are regularly fed fried fish, so maybe da top brass in da "mullitary" takes extra time pondering what barber-creations work best for themselves and their recruits, and how to prepare said "ishy-squishy"-based meals.
by QuacksO February 13, 2024
"You can 'watch 'n' observe' as carefully as you please while driving and you will still miss your turn-off, and so no amount of continued 'Oh, I'm sure it's just around the next curve" tootling further down the road will bring you to it. But if you do actually decide to turn around and go back to see if you did inadvertently pass your desired intersection, it will of course NOT be 'back there', and you will subsequently find out that you'd been within just a few hundred yards of it at the point when you'd turned around, and so you simply wasted gas and time by backtracking; it had indeed been 'just around the next corner', and so you'd have reached it the first time if you simply hadn't been so gol-durned impatient."
I missed my turn-off during a road-trip because I was carefully watching out for traffic and thus never noticed the side-road I wanted --- classic case of Murphy's Law of Intersections!
by QuacksO May 18, 2019
Or "harmony and grits". A perfect blend of serene and happy feelings due to your having partaken of some tasty porridge.
Eating a healthy bowl of cereal for breakfast will give you a greater sense of hominy and grace than chowing down on sugary cloyingly-sweet refined-flour clusters!
by QuacksO November 14, 2023
(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
Norman Thayer acts kinda weird on several occasions throughout da famous "On Golden Pond" movie; I wonder if this is due to da first stages of his becoming a loonatic?
by QuacksO August 27, 2022
If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?
by QuacksO April 28, 2025