Definitions by QuacksO
peedeeatrician
A medical doctor who aids "wayward" youths in not running afoul of Johnny Law (i.e., the "pee dee") in their local area.
A peedeeatrician can indeed sometimes make a noticeable difference in an area with a sizeable number of cops, but due to ongoing budget-cuts and officer-misconduct scandals, there is so much "peedeeattrition" (less "active" police departments' closing, cops' retiring early or being fired/transferred due to corruption, etc.) nowadays that a lot of smaller/less-populated areas are pretty much "immune" to juvenile-delinquent prosecution, anyway, especially with less-serious infractions like noisy parties or petty theft.
peedeeatrician by QuacksO November 12, 2018
lieability coverage
Insurance that you take out to better ensure that certain people will be willing to "make their noses grow longer" in order to protect your sorry a** if you screw up legally and someone decides to sue/prosecute you.
After "Liar Liar" star Fletcher Reede became afflicted with his son's "truthfulness wish", it would not do any good to have lieability coverage if you hire him as your lawyer, since he would no longer be able to fib on your behalf, anyway.
lieability coverage by QuacksO November 12, 2018
That's something best left up to Jesus Christ
The standard bu**s**t reply that a professed religious-freak half-heartedly tries to appease you with whenever you ask a "tough" theology-related question that he does not actually have a "ready" or "satisfactory" answer for, such as, "Well, if God truly loves Mankind, why does He allow bad things to happen to good people?", or, "Yeah, right --- well, tell me this, then --- if your 'perfect God' is so kind and compassionate and merciful, why did He allow my {some beloved relative/friend who became deceased way too early in life} to die?!"
I get sooooo sick ‘n’ tired of hearing that stupid-a** wooden-smile-expressioned response of "Well, that's something best left up to Jesus Christ," whenever I indignantly fire back a perfectly logical question at a local Bible-blabber who is trying to "bring me into the true fold” --- hey, I'm not interested in waiting for "Jesus Christ" to answer my question "all in His good time"!! I want an actual straight solid definite answer --- and one that truly makes logical sense to me --- RIGHT AWAY, not in FIFTY BLEEPIN' YEARS or however long I'm sposta hafta wait to "receive divine enlightenment”! How da HECK can a supposedly-enlightened "born-aginner" except me to wanna listen to his b**l-crap preachings or accept his beliefs if he himself can't even come up with a proper answer to a simple query that a non-believer would logically ask him? Zheee-yeeesh --- he isn’t even following the “old Scout motto” of “be prepared”!!
That's something best left up to Jesus Christ by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Monica Blewinski
Da super-hot brunette White House intern who seduced the already-extramarital-affair-prone Bill Clinton into dropping his trousers and letting her give him head.
Okay, Achmed, you may "keel" me for saying this, but hey --- it's a free-speech country, right...? So here goes!! What Prez Clinton did was certainly wrong, but with such big luscious smoochy lips as the lovely Monica Blewinski has, I dunno if I could have resisted a blowjob and warm smooches from her, either! :P
Monica Blewinski by QuacksO November 12, 2018
blokeally-grown produce
Rural "Merry Old England" lingo for the bounty of fruits and vegetables supplied by nearby male farmers (i.e., "local blokes").
Comedic auto-show host Jeremy Clarkson looks fairly "hale 'n' hearty" to me; perhaps he dines on blokeally-grown produce during his meal-breaks.
blokeally-grown produce by QuacksO November 12, 2018
Post™ traumatic stress
The assorted "gastronomical nightmare" feelings (heartburn, cramping, bloating, etc.) suffered from eating excessive amounts of crunchy-sweet cold cereal.
I was super-hungry, so I polished off half a box of Honey Bunches Of Oats in one sitting, and now I gots Post™ traumatic stress!
Post™ traumatic stress by QuacksO November 11, 2018