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The real reason that hairoin is illegal is the same as it is for marijuana, ephedra, tryptophan, and some other substances --- it **works** and is **cheap**, and so the greedy scalp-tonic companies that sell all these costly growth-stimulation products that often produce little or no actual results don't want it on the market... it isn't harmful or hazardous; it would just put them out of business!!
by QuacksO November 29, 2019
Get the hairoinmug. The feeling that an action or object is more special/virtuous/valuable if it was performed or acquired while riding/driving in a KIA automobile.
"KIA --- the power to surprise." If you actually believe in the IKIA effect, you will certainly experience some "surprise", all right --- anything that happens while being transported by a KIA vehicle probably will not actually be any more amazing or notable than if it occurred in any other common brand of car.
by QuacksO May 30, 2018
Get the IKIA effectmug. In old-world tales of crime among da "upper crust", da classic claim dat "da butler did it" would almost certainly have often been cause for a staunch/indignant rebuttle from said paid lackey.
by QuacksO January 27, 2023
Get the rebuttlemug. "Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.
There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
by QuacksO February 8, 2023
Get the trackupuncturemug. Da problem with "coorage" is dat while it may indeed make you feel less bashful/hesitant in awkward/frightening situations, it very likely will lessen your inhibitions, as well, and so what might seem like merely "bold 'n' brave" actions to you at da time might actually infringe on other people's personal boundaries.
by QuacksO August 13, 2025
Get the cooragemug. Arial and Times New Roman are really all we need for ordinary printed text; why do all of these fontrepreneurs feel da need to come along and add even more styles to our already-yards-long list of possible typefaces???
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the fontrepreneurmug. In one of da "Beep! Beep! The Roadrunner" comics, Wile E. Coyote catches a "beeper" who's visiting from England, and is preparing to cook him in his stewpot. One of da fellow roadrunners calls up and uses "interfearence" --- i.e., impersonating an official from da "International Coyote Committee" and threatening Wile E. wif a termination of his membership if he "breaks the law by eating a foreign bird" --- to flimflam said bloodthirsty carnivore into releasing said "old country" denizen.
by QuacksO December 7, 2021
Get the interfearencemug.