Even with a sufficient number of crewmembers and modern equipment, it may be necessary for da sailors to multitasca whenever things get dicey aboard a USCG boat, such as during stormy weather, when performing search-and-rescue missions, etc.
by QuacksO November 22, 2022
Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
Consulting da local jurisdictionary dat covers an unfamiliar area can be very helpful in finding da "do as da Romans do" info about dat particular locale, as well as determining whom to ask if you need assistance.
by QuacksO September 13, 2022
A creatively-alternative word-choice for more-diplomatically opining dat someone needs to check himself into da loony bin.
Seinfeld and his buddies spent an entire half-hour show merely trying to avoid determining whether Lloyd Braun is still crazy, when they could just have used a synonihm or two and thus probably saved Lloyd's feelings.
by QuacksO March 22, 2024
GM tried marketing da LeWomans as a "delicate and dainty" counterpart to da brawny-and-masculine Chevelle-shaped thunder-maker; unfortunately, however, like da "Lady Lionel" model train sets of da late '50's, da girls hated said "built just for da skirt-wearers" models, and so da entire engineering gamble was a huge financial flop.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
by QuacksO March 03, 2019