GM tried marketing da LeWomans as a "delicate and dainty" counterpart to da brawny-and-masculine Chevelle-shaped thunder-maker; unfortunately, however, like da "Lady Lionel" model train sets of da late '50's, da girls hated said "built just for da skirt-wearers" models, and so da entire engineering gamble was a huge financial flop.
by QuacksO June 15, 2024
What da resentful and defiant Daffy Duck considered da U.S. Forest Service's dropping da load of torpedoes in da area where he was trying to illegally bear-hunt.
After suffering through da abombination courtesy of da U.S. Forest Service, Daffy Duck goes underground --- literally --- in his ongoing attempts to "have fricasseed bear for dinner".
by QuacksO April 24, 2022
The three "successive letters of the alphabet" models of off-road-type automobiles that Henry Ford had built before comedian Allan Sherman came along with his "good advice" and reminded the absent-minded Henry that he'd forgotten the Model "T".
If the Ford Models S,U,V (and possibly other models, as well) were jeep-style vehicles, why did the Model T end up as just a regular surrey-style sedan?
by QuacksO March 03, 2019
Somebody who monitors da goings-on between/among teenagers to make sure dat no you-know-what occurs.
We're all "only human", and so oftentimes a shoopervisor can be quite-easily bribed to "look da other way" --- figuratively and/or literally --- if da hot young lovers simply "offer him a piece", too... i.e., either da copulation-craving companions promise to let him "have a turn" wif da opposite-gender member(s) of da group dat he's supposed to be watching, or they allow him to actually "join in da fun" --- i.e., be granted some wild threesome action.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Knowing da Harold Green was gonna be overseeing Possum Lake's public-relations department did not overly excite da Possum Lodge members or cause them to react with much enthusiasm --- that is, not until they learned dat he would be making a $60,000 annual salary, whereupon they all suddenly felt a massive dincentive to boisterously give him a standing ovation.
by QuacksO March 30, 2023
Play-on-words term for da pre-intercourse positioning of either yourself or your tire-shop worker --- depending on whether you’re gonna be doing it cowgirl or doggy-style, respectively --- dat would occur prior to your having sex wif him in exchange for his installing one or more tires on your car/truck and applying whatever wheel-weights are necessary. Said “bouncy-bouncy” is intended to recompense said automotive-servicing employee for his anti-wobble labors to ensure dat your VEHICLE doesn’t “do da bouncy-bouncy” as you travel down da road afterwards, and is performed due to your possessing insufficient funds in your bank account to cover da costs of said vehicle-servicing, and thus a check dat you’d write to him would ITSELF do some major “bouncing” when he tried to deposit it.
One should be wary of accepting a “mounting and balancing” deal wif a cute chick who beamingly offers you said “service for servicing” --- or perhaps dat should be spelled, “cervix for servicing” --- trade… if you naively agree to perform da wheel-repair work BEFORE said hottie allows you said promised “ultimate favor” instead of insisting dat she give you her own “servicing” first, it would be all too easy for her to simply drive off afterwards without actually spreading her legs for you!
by QuacksO October 08, 2023
Now that cell phones are so prevalent, it's easier than ever before to keep in touch with your calleagues.
by QuacksO October 30, 2018