QuacksO's definitions
Someone who says, "El Passo" to publicly admitting, acknowledging, and/or favorably discussing his lineage.
JFK and his two also-deeply-into-politics brothers were da unlucky dissentdents of da infamous mobster Joseph P.; they did their best to distance themselves from said paternal criminal, and try to do good in da world.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
Get the dissentdentmug. Bernard Waber was merely writing kiddie-fiction, Folks --- large toothy reptiles do NOT make good domestic companions, and so having them around would be an enormous "lylebility"!
by QuacksO July 23, 2025
Get the lylebilitymug. An ancient mechanical device that uses positions of the stars to predict how likely you are to "get some" during a certain period of time.
by QuacksO October 23, 2018
Get the astrolabiamug. It's SUCH a major bummer dat Pinch Me wasn't acquainted wif "da first couple" earlier in their lives, or he might have been able to perform his "specialty" action on them --- and then if they'd persisted, maybe even "upped da ante" to Mr. Spock's "nerve pinch" which would have harmlessly rendered them temporarily unconscious --- to shock them back to their senses when they were contemplating eating da apple, and thus saved future mankind from da agonies of toil.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the Pinch Memug. Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.
Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
Get the mixed signalsmug. What an unappreciated oars-operator feels like when he is always tasked with powering a skiff when one or more other humans wanna go for a paddle on da lake.
Parent: Now, children, we all need to take turns powering the boat today --- I'm not a "rowbot"! Everyone needs to pitch in equal shares of the work involved in a recreational activity, along with partaking of just the fun parts --- you aren't gonna expect ME to do all of the drudgery stuff! Any more than I should be expected to always haul the sled back up the hill in the wintertime when you all wanna go gleefully whizzing down it!
by QuacksO July 11, 2024
Get the rowbotmug. Da unwanted result of a pirate ship's trying to pillage da capital of Finland --- i.e., said sea-tub will end up like da Titanic, and plummet straight to da "fire and brimstone" depths of eternity.
If I was gonna sail to Finland, it definitely wouldn't be to raid it for monetary treasure --- I'm a gentle respectful dude, and so I'd wanna go there for peaceful and hopefully romantic purposes... Finnish women are known for their ample "treasure chests" and a fairly relaxed level of "willingness", and so that would be far more satisfying for me than gold or jewels; besides, I wouldn't be nearly so likely to suffer "Hellsinky" from the mere act of politely asking local ladies with well-endowed chests to let me "sample the goods" as I would from trying to steal their financial riches.
by QuacksO December 12, 2019
Get the Hellsinkymug.