fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.
Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
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cuelinary delights

Tasty foods served at da pool hall.
In da Laurel and Hardy short, "Brats", Stan brings some marshmallows to da pool table and offers one of said cuelinary delights to Ollie, but then Ollie gets momentarily distracted, and ends up chewing da chalking-cube instead of da marshmallow, which he absent-mindedly attempts to use for prepping da tip of his pool-cue. :P
by QuacksO June 08, 2021
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mustashe

A collection of facial-disguises.
Someone wishing to remain incognito should have a fairly-extensive mustashe and "rotate" among the different disguises regularly, so that hopefully observers will not recognize any particular fake-facial-fur attachment by having seen it too often.
by QuacksO November 25, 2021
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hosstile takeover

An invasion of valuable real estate by half-ton four-legged animals dat neigh and whinny.
Little Joe Cartright's lumbering big brother led a herd of saddle-nags onto a NEIGHboring parcel of grassland owned by da sheep-ranch next door, and let said large maned critters graze and poop all over it --- talk about a HOSStile takeover!
by QuacksO March 13, 2023
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frankensense

An aromatic herb dat helps "mad-scientist" doctors to behave more rationally, and to create "back from the dead" humanoids who are fairly socially-responsible and therefore don't go around terrorizing the countryside.
If Mary Shelley's "good doctor" had burned frankensense-steeped incense-sticks in his lab while creating his creature, said pieced-together primate might have turned out to be more of a "gentle beast" rather than a "monster".
by QuacksO December 13, 2019
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Gheorgehasm

Getting off to Zamfir's pan-flute music.
A lot of da "master of da pan flute" musical selections don't interest me too much, but a few of his songs definitely give me a Gheorgehasm!
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
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funominal

Jack Benny's hilarious "your money or your life" verbal exchange was funominal as far as famously bringing down da house.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
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