A resources-expenditure dat a "willing" chick requests from you due to your having whooshingly farted during a vigorous bouncy-bouncy wif her, causing her to feel a breeze on her upper thighs.
If you have da tendency to break wind frequently/uncontrollably, it's wise to reveal said fact beforehand to a chick wif whom you're arranging to be intimate, and ask her if she charges gassy guys an overdraft fee.
by QuacksO March 29, 2025
Refers to someone's being belligerent to da point of actually TAKING OFF his shirt, rather than merely rolling up his sleeves.
Having a dude strip to da waist during an altercation is startling enough, but to have a past-puberty FEMALE human be overbaring can REALLY be a shocker, especially if she's not wearing any "over-da-shoulder-boulder-holder" --- seeing said half-in-her-birthday-suit hussy charging into da melee wif more body-parts than just her fists swinging wildly is enough to make anyone do a major double-take.
by QuacksO June 11, 2023
Refers to a semi-serious malady whereby an impatient/cantankerous person habitually "whimpers 'n' growls" using long drawn-out wordless/meaningless noises that, if written out phonetically, would consume a whole lotta letters other than consonants, such as "Aaaaaaaaaarrgghhhuuuuuuuuuhhhhh...!" or, "Eeeeeeeeeennnggguuuuuuuuuhhh...!"
I never take my spoiled-rotten teenage cousin along on family shopping-trips anymore... the lengthy wait-times between stores, our unwillingness to purchase the unnecessary/overly-expensive items he desires, our inability to go around to all the places he wants to visit, and the late hour that we usually get home all conspire to give him a major case of irritable vowel syndrome, and this constant fretting takes all the cheerfulness out of the trip for everyone else.
by QuacksO September 24, 2017
One of Giuseppe Verdi's lesser-known operas in which various aristocrats squabble over minor issues.
Actually, I think dat da better-known opera is really a lot like "La Triviata", in dat it all appears to be about rich bugs' egos dat are overriding their common sense regarding fairly unimportant disputes dat likely could have been quite-easily resolved, and common ground sought and agreed upon, if everyone had just calmed down and stopped being such highfalutin swelled heads about everything.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
Da country which comprised da major portion of da former USSR, where everyone is constantly in a "hurry 'n' flurry".
Classic "Rushia" joke from the '70's:
Jim: Tim, hurry up --- we're gonna be late!
Tim: I'm rushin', I'm rushin'!
Jim: That's strange --- I thought you were German.
Jim: Tim, hurry up --- we're gonna be late!
Tim: I'm rushin', I'm rushin'!
Jim: That's strange --- I thought you were German.
by QuacksO March 10, 2019
Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
It's morning of Daytwona 500 --- my head's still whirling and my ears are still ringing from all of da noisy goings-on of da PREVIOUS 24 hours when they started this yearly shindig, and then here we go again for another huge helping of da same roaring insanity! Gotta love it.
by QuacksO July 31, 2021