QuacksO's definitions

Sweden the pot

What you say to a gal with small boobs who offers to let you "squeeze theeze" in exchange for a favor dat she's asking of you; your meaning is dat you wish her to fetch a more-amply-endowed female like da women in Northern-European regions, so dat you can sample HER "merchandise" instead, better satisfying your softness-thirsting hands and thus making you feel more willing to accommodate da "original" chick's request.

Directing a flat-bosomed gal to "Sweden the pot" in response to her "You may feel me up as reimbursement for your assisting me" proposal may indeed gain you more pleasure immediately and "up-front" (pun not intended, but it certainly works here, since a fuller-chested lady possesses more kneadable deliciousness "up front"), but it will likely make da less-buxom chick feel insulted and inadequate, and therefore less likely to want to continue associating with you in a friendly way --- she will resentfully/disgustedly feel as if all you care about is da volume and firmness of a female's ta-tas, rather than da size of her heart.

by QuacksO January 6, 2023

What does he doobiehind closed doors?

A casting-doubt-on-da-person's-true-beliefs question dat you sarcastically ask regarding someone who vigorously/huffily denounces marijuana use.

If notorious "secretly-sipping" characters like da King in "Huckleberry Finn" and Gerald Strickland in "Back To the Future" had been decrying cannabis instead of alcohol, one might logically have asked, "What does he doobiehind closed doors?"

by QuacksO October 26, 2025

mewtiny

A feline revolt on board a ship.

Da owl and da pussycat were obviously very fond of each other, shared a wonderful seagoing voyage in their pea-green boat, and actually got married at da end of da poem, so I see little indication dat da whiskered lady would have had reason to think of mewtiny during their journey.

by QuacksO May 14, 2022

periodic pump-handle pacification

Refers to da playful vigorous arms-bobbing dat you smilingly give a small child (usually a boy, but a fairly-sturdy girl may enjoy this, as well) every so often during a visit to his folks' residence, whenever he comes around wanting a little attention. Usually a few seconds of grabbing his hands and shaking his arms up and down while making "URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh-URuh!" sounds will happily satisfy him for at least a short time; usually he will patter off and play again, and then you can continue conversion with his parents for a while until he scampers back to you for another "helping".

I always love giving little kids generous doses of periodic pump-handle pacification as a way to keep them satisfied and entertained while I'm engaged in other activities... it's totally fulfilling and attention-giving for them, it's a great way of bonding with them, and it's 100% calorie-free --- i.e, I never get in trouble with their parents for giving them candy or for "feeding them rich snacks before supper" which would make them less hungry for whatever blander-tasking health-food that their parents want them to chow down on instead.

by QuacksO December 7, 2019

streak and legs

Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.

You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.

by QuacksO April 11, 2024

Ring any belles?

What da horned leader of da "fire -'n' brimstone" afterlife-world --- i.e., "da other place" --- repeatedly asked Don Juan as dozens of said dame-dallier's former-fling-females were paraded past him to see if he could recall their names.

Maybe if Don Juan had actually gone through with one of his many engagements --- i.e., allowed da "wedding bells" to ring --- he would not have had to eventually endure being queried, "Ring any belles?"

by QuacksO March 2, 2025

Howlloween

An infamous holiday at the end of October where people either get howling drunk or have howling adventures trying to scare each other.

I always just stay home for Howlloween, since I prefer a quiet stable uneventful existence.

by QuacksO September 24, 2018