QuacksO's definitions
Medicine made from the Bilboberry will exist and treat you effectively as long as you're inside the bright 'n' balmy lands of The Shire, but just like Dorothy's silver shoes and magic belt that will vanish once you leave the Land of Oz, said wondrous elixirs will disappear from your pockets or saddlebags if you head out into the Big Wide World of Middle Earth.
by QuacksO May 29, 2019
Get the Bilboberrymug. Maybe if da infamous teen-aged repeat offender who was sentenced to suffering through hearing his mom sing "America The Beautiful" on da court karaoke ("because jail is too good for you, and has previously been ineffective in curtailing your irresponsible behavior") had instead merely been compelled to listen to said patriotic song's melody on a laptop, said less-painful penalty might have been somewhat of a midigation of da distress dat said juvenile delinquent would have otherwise felt at having been caught and sentenced yet again.
by QuacksO August 23, 2022
Get the midigationmug. Da "luminescent cheeks" look dat you get when you find out dat you've been publicly "busted" after "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with someone.
Willie and Monica majorly got an afterglow when da drop of "Presidue" was discovered on Monica's dress.
by QuacksO February 16, 2022
Get the afterglowmug. An aromatic herb dat helps "mad-scientist" doctors to behave more rationally, and to create "back from the dead" humanoids who are fairly socially-responsible and therefore don't go around terrorizing the countryside.
If Mary Shelley's "good doctor" had burned frankensense-steeped incense-sticks in his lab while creating his creature, said pieced-together primate might have turned out to be more of a "gentle beast" rather than a "monster".
by QuacksO December 13, 2019
Get the frankensensemug. The age-old "easy for you to say" confirmation that you would indeed be kind/liberal with extra resources **if you had them**.
A "classic" tongue-in-cheek reference to hypothetical generosity is related in the humorous short story "Downeast Socialism", by Maine humorist Marshall Dodge: Ethan Robay was tellin' Enoch Turner 'bout the lectshuh he'd heard Norman Thomas give about Socialism. "It's all 'bout SHARIN', Enoch --- with socialism, a fella SHAYUHS ever'thin' with his neighbuh."
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
"Does dat mean, Ethan, dat if you had two fahms, you'd give me one of dem?" Enoch asked.
"Ayuh --- if I had two fahms, Enoch, I'd give you one of them," Ethan replied.
"And does dat also mean, if you had two hay-rakes, you'd give me one of dem, too?" Enoch puhsisted.
"Yuh --- if I had two hay-rakes, I'd give you one of them," Ethan confirmed.
Enoch cocked his nose a might and flashed Ethan a crafty smirk. "And if you had two **hogs**, Ethan --- would you give me one of DEM??"
"DANG you, Enoch --- you KNOW that I **got** two HOGS!"
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
Get the hypothetical generositymug. A "sticky fingers" mental condition caused by excessive participation in the College Level Examination Program.
In the Red Green Show, the perpetually-on-parole petty-larceny-criminal Mike Hamar claims to have been well-educated in certain subjects; I wonder if this is why he has a serious case of CLEPtomania???
by QuacksO September 6, 2020
Get the CLEPtomaniamug. Hugely entertaining or amusing.
Jack Benny's hilarious "your money or your life" verbal exchange was funominal as far as famously bringing down da house.
by QuacksO December 26, 2024
Get the funominalmug.