pre-screening

Refers to the act of glancing at the netting over your window/door to see how many flying bloodsuckers are landed on it before deciding whether or not to venture outside.
You'll want to always give "the great outdoors" a pre-screening before just mindlessly heading out the door, so that you don't get eaten alive once you're out there.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
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calmbination

Refers to two or more items and/or activities that relax you when partaken of at the same time. Examples could include listening to soothing music and sipping a cool drink, stretching out on a chaise lounge in the back yard and petting your cat/dog beside you, going for a stroll and taking nature-photos, etc.
I find da companionship of friendly gentle-natured females to be da most effective way to unwind, so da best calmbinations for me are either to sit between two sweet-faced damsels and hold hands wif both of dem at da same time, or to have a sweet-smiling barefoot cutie place her pretty soles against my chest, and then hold her hands.
by QuacksO June 25, 2020
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outterview

Da opposite of a "mike and camera shoved in yer face" paparazzi-encounter, dis type of "meet da press" event merely involves said pushy reporters' observing you from a distance, plus taking photos of your wardrobe, da exterior of your house and/or vehicle, etc.
In da infamous-and-downright-frightening "long-term squatter charging da lenses with a splitting maul" scenario, said aggressive assaulter apparently didn't even want an "outterview" in dat he became enraged by da reporters' merely speaking to him on da lawn, not with them entering/occupying some walled enclosure such as da house or da cab of his truck (if said vehicle was also even his to use --- maybe he was invalidly possessing it, as well).
by QuacksO February 03, 2023
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eggsigency

An urgent need for cackle-berries.
Da local diner is famous for their awesome breakfast omelettes, and so there is always a potential eggsigency every morning.
by QuacksO May 09, 2022
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"before and after" photos

The total bu**s**t "comparison of status/condition" images that supposedly show how much someone/something has been improved by your advertised products/services/philosophies. Often the "after" photos will have been re-touched to make the "result" look far better than it actually was, or the two sets of photos have merely been "switched" --- i.e., the "before" photos are actually of the deplorable/decrepit way that the person/object **presently looks**, and the "after" photos show how the person/object looked BEFORE you started messing around with your precious quackola "treatments" or "improvements"... in other words, the situation is EVEN WORSE OFF NOW THAT YOU'VE PRACTICED YOUR ADVERTISED TREATMENT, NOT BETTER!!!
This advertisement's "before and after" photos of people who were supposedly helped immensely by this fad diet certainly do look impressive at first glance, but I can't help observing that many of the people look noticeably **older** in the "before" photos... interesting...
by QuacksO November 11, 2018
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video-intro panting

Da loud wheezy-breathing sounds dat accompany da first few moments of impromptu-filmed motion-picture-camera footage, indicating dat da camera-man had to run fast and/or a considerable distance to reach da filming-location.
I love making home-movies of lovely nature-scenes and interesting civilization-based activities; da only problem with trying to capture such "reality-based" content is dat "time waits for no man", and so I often hafta "rush home to grab my camcorder" when I unexpectedly see a splendiferous scene unfolding in front of me, and so you will often hear a lengthy interval of video-intro panting when viewing da resulting taped footage on your TV afterwards.
by QuacksO February 09, 2021
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birthday suit

A legal proceeding that you file against a stripper, seeking monetary compensation for the disappointment you suffered when he/she didn't "bare it all" for your once-a-year special occasion.
Exotic dancers should always take out indemnity-insurance against birthday suits.
by QuacksO June 09, 2018
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