dillusional

Having absurd fantasies regarding tasty tangy herbs.
Being dillusional is only half as serious as experiencing a dillemma, in dat you are merely missing your favorite condiment, rather than also wishing dat you had a significant other named Emma.
by QuacksO May 16, 2022
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ghost writers in the sky

Da team of words-and-melody-notes jotters who actually composed da now-hugely-famous country-music selection, but put Johnny Cash's name to it.
An author should actually be da one to write his own compositions, or said plagiarizing fake might be condemned to join da ghost writers in the sky for all eternity!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
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siouxicide

What General Custer should have realized his foolhardy attack with so many feather-headdress-wearing enemies would be.
I ain't gonna fight an entire Native-American village --- that'd be siouxicide!
by QuacksO March 7, 2019
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baginner

A trainee at da checkout-lane who's just starting out in da purchases-packing job.
For a baginner, dat new clerk's-assistant sure does an awesome "snatch 'n' stuff" operation!
by QuacksO August 3, 2025
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swimulator

Refers to either of two different paddling-in-water individuals/devices:
(1) someone who pretends to know how to perform laps in a pool even though he's never actually learned how, or

(2) an aerobics-type exercise-machine dat helps you learn da basic concept of suspending/propelling yourself in water.
In da famous book, "Alice In Wonderland", da Knave of Hearts claimed dat he could not hold his own if immersed in H2O, and da assertion-confirming fact dat he was made merely of cardboard probably also meant dat he could not even act as a convincing swimulator, either.
by QuacksO October 31, 2022
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sectretary

Da person at da front desk of a hippie-cult compound.
Seeing as how free love is a prime theme of many fringe groups, da sectretary gals at many such communes might well have a high turnover rate due to pregnancy, since they would likely spread their legs for any male human who happened in da front door for any reason.
by QuacksO March 30, 2022
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Timbucktu

Dat "ultimate in faraway" country where everything costs a dollar, there are lots of antlered deer, and da horses are unrideable.
Besides all of Timbucktu's above-mentioned attributes, everyone there rebels against Da System, as well, so maybe habitual law-breakers would find it enjoyable.
by QuacksO July 18, 2024
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