Definitions by QuacksO

loin's share

A majority of something desirable that is allotted to someone for either the attractiveness of their thighs, or for their willingness to spread said thighs for the resource-giver.

Having a trim shapely physique is advantageous in many ways, including often being allowed the loin's share of available resources in many instances.

loin's share by QuacksO March 26, 2019

loin-shark

A greedy money-lender who requires sexual favors if you are unable to pay his outrageous interest-fees.

It's not a good idea to borrow money from private people --- a lot of them are a bunch of loin-sharks.

loin-shark by QuacksO March 26, 2019

test scores vs. bra-size

A, B, C, D, E, or F --- can you tell a girl's high-school report-card grade by da cup-size of her "upstairs undergarment"? Are gals with bigger boobs often less intellectually-capable? Dunno. But maybe da chicks with da smaller fun-bubbles hafta be smarter in order to get ahead in da financial world, 'cuz they don't get so many guys who are willing to spend money on them just to be allowed "touchy-feely" privileges!

his whole "test scores vs. bra-size" thing puzzles me... if da size of a woman's boobs are in direct inverse proportion to her intelligence, why do gals wif huge chests get da lion's share of da gifts and attention from neighborhood guys, and lustful employers choose to hire Dolly Partons over flatter-chested chicks???

test scores vs. bra-size by QuacksO March 26, 2019

noterday 

Opposite of "yesterday", so it must mean "tomorrow". Oh, right --- of course it does --- it's spelled a lot like, "not today", so it must mean a subsequent day from the present one.

Or maybe "noterday" refers to the weekly 24 hours when all the "noters" perform their assigned clerical duties in a noter republic.

noterday by QuacksO March 26, 2019

rashioning 

An attempt to curb needless/wanton waste/consumption of valuable resources.

History has shown that rashioning seldom really reduces the consumption of a certain commodity to a significant degree, plus it opens up the floodgates for black-market suppliers of said valuable.

rashioning by QuacksO March 25, 2019

comics delay 

Refers to an impromptu pause in labors that involve old newspapers --- such as cleanup or padding --- to read cartoons that you happen across as you're separating the leaves of the journals prior to using the paper sheets for their intended purpose in your task.

My boss takes a dim view of comics delays, so I just save out any newspaper-sheets that have cartoons on them, and then peruse said funnies during my coffee breaks.

comics delay by QuacksO March 25, 2019

lyeability 

Refers to your degree of legal responsibility regarding injury/damage from caustic soda.

Anyone utilizing sodium hydroxide in manufacturing, cleaning, or other frequent-use application should always have lyeability insurance.

lyeability by QuacksO March 25, 2019