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One big leap in techgnawlogy might be the chain saw --- I saw a Stihl Power Tools ad years ago that featured a cartoon of a couple of beavers' discussing how useful (and teeth-saving!) a chainsaw would be for building their dams.
by QuacksO December 7, 2019
Get the techgnawlogy mug.What you'll be if your blue-oval-badged jalopy decides to perform its classic "Found On da Road Dead" routine --- i.e., suffer a major breakdown while you're out cruisin' da highways.
Whether you drive an F-150 or a Focus, you'll wanna be sure to diligently "fix or repair daily" on your 4-wheeled "Henry heap", to better ensure dat you don't have an "unfordtunate" mishap partway through your road-trip!
by QuacksO March 16, 2024
Get the unfordtunate mug.A substitute word dat you use to diplomatically avoid having to come right out and say dat someone is nutso.
Phrases like, "He's seeing someone about that" or "He's on medication" could loosely be termed as "synonimh sayings" for more-humiliating word-choices to mean dat da person under discussion isn't playing wif a full deck.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
Get the synonimh mug.Herbert Cadbury used his uplifted mood after receiving a letter from Richie Rich, Jr. as an opportuneity to whistle happily.
by QuacksO May 26, 2023
Get the opportuneity mug.Dorothy Zbornak's Uncle Angelo speaks of his "being a butt man" and loving da smooth rounded derriere of da hot-bodied waitress whom he later took as his wife, but he also states dat he merely asked said "hot looker" for her hand in marriage; there is no mention of his having to engage in a wild goose chase to catch her so dat he could delightedly squeeze her luscious and sumptuous tushie.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
Get the wild goose chase mug.If Marie Skłodowska had harbored less curieosity about radium, she might not have lived such a miserable --- and tragically shortened --- life.
by QuacksO March 25, 2021
Get the curieosity mug.Da answer dat ya give on an architecture quiz when ya can't think of da exact term for a certain type of vertical support-post, such as a riser, pillar, pylon, etc.
Middle-school student: I hate tests about ancient Greek/Roman culture and architecture; what earthly use will any of that sawdusty-boring knowledge be in my future everyday/employment life??? Only in a trivia game/show or actual archaeological enterprise would I ever have occasion to need to know the specific names of all of those fancy-pants whatchamacolumns dat da ancients used in their building-construction!
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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