QuacksO's definitions
As much as da Three Stooges swatted and clobbered each other, it's a wonder dat they didn't suffer strucktural damage.
by QuacksO May 21, 2022
Get the strucktural damagemug. Wearing a dress, applying heavy makeup, and keeping your face stubble-free is a good way to begin with your efforts to impurseonate a human of da fairer gender, but if you really wanna convincingly look like a woman, you might need to wear fake boobs in addition to carrying a shoulder-satchel.
by QuacksO December 28, 2023
Get the impurseonatemug. What yer counsellor recommends to help you feel less distressed/discouraged due to all of da times dat you've showed up in court for nothing 'cuz da case was rescheduled.
My shrink said to "keep adjournal" of all of my useless court-appearances, but it's gotten so numerous dat I think I'll hafta graduate from a spiral notebook to a 3-ring binder!
by QuacksO April 25, 2025
Get the keep adjournalmug. What "non-carnivorous" suspects --- i.e., individuals in legal trouble for crimes other than da hazardous-to-humans offenses like violence, murder, etc. --- can get from a "kangaroo court" if they "pony up" a set amount of "hay".
If a judge allows you to be "released on bale", ask him if he wants said "green stuff" to be in alfalfa or timothy.
by QuacksO April 4, 2022
Get the released on balemug. A "discount" cigarette-brand that denotes the minimum amount in dollars that a "pack-a-day-habit" smoker will likely spend annually on coffin-nails, even if you roll some of them yourself.
Wow, think of that --- a BARE MINIMUM of $1839 annually just on **cigarettes**! Think what you could do with that huge amount of money instead --- you'd be spending about as much cash on cancer-sticks per year as it would cost to buy a good used vehicle! Wouldn't having a nice sedan or small pickup truck give you a lot more fun and enjoyment than a smelly old paper tube filled with disgusting dried herbal fluff???
by QuacksO September 3, 2018
Get the 1839mug. Going on a diet means severe "Reesetrictions" --- i.e., extreme cutbacks on sweet crunchy/gooey confectioneries.
by QuacksO March 7, 2024
Get the Reesetrictionmug. A little-known but highly-influential knight in the Middle Ages who fought to end wide-spread corruption and conspiracies among fellow royal protectors who wished to wrest control from their present kings.
The Donald has behaved so deplorably as Prez dat I doubt he'll find very many modern-day Usurpicos who would truly feel much inclination to prevent his impeachment.
by QuacksO August 31, 2018
Get the Usurpicomug.