tornadough

Da swirling vortex dat forms in bread-batter when churned at high speed in an electric mixer.

Da flour-mixture only kneads to be needed --- I mean, I mean --- kneeds to be neaded --- never mind --- with moderate intensity; you don't "knead" to create a full-blown "tornadough" about it!

tornadough by QuacksO July 30, 2025

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Tornadous

When a situation feels like a whirlwind of chaos. Or your mind is rapidly firing off too many thoughts and won't stop.

Last night was way too tornadous, I ran into my EX. I can't sleep babe, you know how tornadous my brain gets.

Tornadous by kaddy pies May 26, 2019

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Tornadogay

Something that is so far beyond crappy, it can't even see crappy. It's literally the worst thing ever. The exact polar opposite of Thundercool.

Dude, that movie was so crappy.

I know, it was totally tornadogay!

Tornadogay by Macvito August 7, 2010

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tornadophobia

Fear of tornadoes, specifically, an irrational fear of tornadoes in the town of Cape Girardeau, MO. Differs from lilapsophobia by specific location, and lack of fear of hurricanes.

I can't move to Missourri, I have tornadophobia.

tornadophobia by passthepizza September 26, 2015

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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