QuacksO's definitions
Refers to da sizeable "price tag" dat a gal wif similarly-sizeable chest-pillows may charge a soft-and-warm-flesh-craving guy for da privilege of feeling her up.
Gals wif breasts-augmentation implants might try to get thirsting-handed guys to spend big bucksom for touchy-feely privileges, but said horny studs should be aware dat said artificially-enlarged gazongas may not have da heavenly softness, soothing warmth, or satisfying "alive" feel of natural boobs.
by QuacksO March 8, 2022
Get the big bucksommug. Describes da massaging/cradling equivalent of da classic romantically-pleasant "kiss my forehead instead of my cheek or hand" maneuver --- it entails your smilingly holding out your hand or foot to a snuggly companion when whatever other portion of your body dat he had originally wanted to worship wif his hands and/or lips would be inconvenient or painful to allow him access to at da time.
Tiffany sometimes has to perform paperwork and/or computer-keyboarding during occasions when I'm hanging out wif her, and so she cannot always hold hands wif me on every instance when I desire it. But being a totally considerate and cuddly gal herself, she always makes sure to still allow me to be "soothed 'n' satisfied" by her warm softness on those occasions; she simply extends --- literally --- an alternative-extremity offer to me by presenting me wif five pretty toes and pleasantly saying, "My hands are busy right now --- have a foot!"
by QuacksO June 7, 2021
Get the alternative-extremity offermug. If you can't be civil to a male human unless he drops his pants for you, I'd say you have a major addicktion.
by QuacksO November 2, 2024
Get the addicktionmug. Da government seemingly has a lot of "debtermination" in dat they charge us so much in taxes and other stuff dat they seem really set on getting us in da hole.
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
Get the debterminationmug. Intense OCD-type stress from wondering if you've got a drawn line or installed brace at e-x-a-c-t-l-y 45 degrees.
Cool dude #1, helping his buddy --- cool dude #2 --- to install a shelf in da clubhouse for him: Hey, Bro, this is all just a crudely-built setup --- no need to go into diagony over whether da pieces are precisely cut or fitted!
by QuacksO November 8, 2025
Get the diagonymug. Someone whom you employ to break wind in your stead (da word can also refer just to said "proxy" whizzpopper itself) on occasions where you'd thought dat you'd "really had a good one all ready", but then it turned out to merely be a "false alarm". Be sure to frequently feed said butt-splutter supplier a sizeable portion of baked beans, of course, so dat he can always be reliably "primed 'n' prepared" whenever a supplementary fart is required.
Da BFG never would need a substitoot --- actually, doubly so in his case --- because not only did he never have any trouble with copiously "blowing his trumpet" after drinking frobscottle, but as he told da Queen of England (and then noisily demonstrated said fact), he could still rip one "all on his own" --- i.e., regardless of whether or not he'd consumed any gas-producing foods in da recent past.
by QuacksO February 28, 2024
Get the substitootmug. Filmmaker James Cameron is notorious for his heavy-handed and temperish directing, so I imagine that his filming-locations often have a stewdio-type environment.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
Get the stewdiomug.