ma'ammogram

Refers to where someone checks someone else's chest-pillows to determine if da person being examined is actually female or not.

Performing ma'ammograms could indeed conceivably be a way to acceptably get to touch "The Merchandise" on lots of hot chicks; da problem is dat conceivably you would only be permitted a brief handling of each person, and then you'd be expected to move on to da next person, so you'd never really get ca opportunity to satisfyingly "feel up the goods" of any particular person all dat much.

by QuacksO May 20, 2019

mammogramometer

A device that measures how hot a womans breasts, are usually in degrees Celsius, but in the USA it is in Degrees Fahrenheit.

Holy shit, get a mammogramometer in that chick, she is probably in the one-fucking-hundreds!

by Finleys February 22, 2007

mammogram

where a doctor or official x-rays or examines the breasts or boobs of a girl.

some guy on the street was giving out free mammograms.there was a sign that said "place boobs here" my friend did and he buckled her in and started licking her tits it was histerical.

by Bebe Field March 8, 2006

mammogramologist

A person with specialized training in feeling and caressing the female breast simultaneously, while pulling on the nipple.

Why do you like breast so much?

I'm a natural mammogramologist from Pastor Stewart College, with hands on experience....

by Jay-Les Productions.... August 4, 2011

chihuahua mammogram

When your morbidly obese Chihuahua steps on your boobs while you're trying to sleep.

Dammit, Scrappy! You scratched my tit with that chihuahua mammogram !!!!

by Mr. GL April 24, 2017

Alabama Mammogram

Feeling up your female cousin.

Stevie gave Jenna an Alabama Mammogram last summer. She didn't complain. She said he has nice hands.

by ATXREX May 29, 2017

Mammogram

Occurs when the male sneaks up behind the female, wraps his arm around her, placing one forearm above her breasts and one forearm below her breasts. He them squeezes his forearms together, flattening the breasts.

I was over at my girlfriend's house for Thanksgiving when I gave her mother a hug from the rear squeezed her boobs with my forearms and yelled, "MAMMOGRAM!"

by Jimmy. Kimmel November 29, 2013