QuacksO's definitions
Da Jewish tavern where Tevya and his fellow Yiddish cronies went to drunkenly celebrate ("To life!" "Something to think about; something to drink about!").
I don't understand Orthodox Judaism at all --- they aren't allowed to eat pork, yet it's perfectly fine for them to congregaate down at the synogrogue and get roaring-drunk anytime they please???
by QuacksO March 27, 2019
Get the synogroguemug. Lots of dinosaurs looked kinda gross, but this one really took da prize!
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
Alphabetical Ickthyosaurusses:
Bickthyosaurus: Disgusting 'cuz he puffed cigarettes (wonder if dat's where da myth 'bout da fire-'n'-smoke-snortin' dragons came from?)
Brickthyosaurus: More sensible than da Strawthyosaurus or Stickthyosaurus when constructing a dwelling for himself
Chickthyosaurus: (1) Hatchling of a Henthyosaurus, or (2) A comely female dinosaur dat da horny individual in da second definition down was always havin' da hots for
Clickthyosaurus: A lazy dino dat just used a remote or mouse for extended periods
Dickthyosaurus: Ill-tempered reptile wif former-Prez RMN's first name who was always arrogantly showing off "Jumbo" like also-ex-Prez LBJ
Flickthyosaurus: An edgy twitchy-eared dinosaur
Hickthyosaurus: Any "backwoods" dinosaur dat is unfamiliar wif da finer points of etiquette in da "high-toned, high-society" circles of fellow reptiles
Kickthyosaurus: A muscular dino wif large powerful hind legs
Lickthyosaurus: A dino who loved lollipops and ice-cream cones
Nickthyosaurus: Ancient reptile wif lots of tiny indentions in its hide
Pickthyosaurus: Da "top expert" among da ancient reptiles who would always be selected whenever a splinter or other epidermic boo-boo had to be carefully extracted
Prickthyosaurus: How all of da ancient-world reptiles viewed da unfortunate designated vaccine-administering member due to his having to painfully "stick it to them" wif his syringe
More "Alphabetical Ickthyosaurus" examples:
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
Rickthyosaurus: Da not-so-subtly-disguised identical obnoxious character described in Definition #5 above --- said having-da-same-first-name-as-da-infamous-Mr.-"I-am-not-a-crook" jerk merely performed da infamous and stupidly-obvious "Saul to Paul" type of name-change, but he's still da same ay-hole as before!
Schickthyosaurus: Either a reptilian salesperson for or an obsessive user of personal grooming tools
Sickthyosaurus: What a lot of da back-two-definitions-character's fellow reptiles might have become if they'd hadda deal wif him too much
Slickthyosaurus: How da described-two-definitions-back individual looked after he'd finished using said grooming implements
Spickthyosaurus: Same as above, along wif "Spanthyosaurus"
Stickthyosaurus: (1) Same as da second "P" definition above, or (2) a super-slim dino who loved to adhere duct tape to things
Thickthyosaurus: An ample-bodied dino built da exact opposite way of da scrawny-figured individual described above
Tickthyosaurus: A clock-watching and "unwaveringly-by-da-book" overseer; he also really aggravates all of his fellow dinosaurs wif his obsessive minute-by-minute micro-managing of their every action
Trickthyosaurus: A shifty-eyed Watergate-scandal-mastermind-type dino who is always trying to put one over on da above supervisor individual
Wickthyosaurus: Nobody can "hold a candle" to him!
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the Ickthyosaurusmug. On his YouTube channel, Ron Pratt and his father drive their Polaris 4X4 deep into the woods to retrieve a stuck rental-van. Ron's father uses a combination of the side-by-side's electric winch and simultaneously revving the quad's motor to spin the alternator faster and thus create more pulling-capacity for the winch --- that's real enginuity.
by QuacksO October 14, 2018
Get the enginuitymug. Actually, da honey-wine-named optics-company is known for producing quite-good-quality instruments, so if someone reports "meadeiocre" results from a particular refractor/reflector unit, he's likely meaning dat his heavens-perusing experience was less satisfactory than a "rhymes with speed" spyglass would have afforded him.
by QuacksO May 1, 2025
Get the meadeiocremug. Refers to a slow "nuzzley" relaxing walk shared by a pair of lovebirds where da nice guy never actually lets go from his initial embrace of da cutie who's shown up to honor him wif her pleasant companionship, either because he's so fond of her warm closeness that he doesn't ever wanna be even a fraction of an inch away from her during their entire time together, or else she showed up in tears over some distressing recent event, and so he wants to comfortingly ensure that she feels totally loved and safe during her visit with him.
Going for long walks wif a nice girl is pleasurable enough "as-is", of course, but snuggle-strolls are even nicer; extra points if (1) you maintain a tight lip-lock wif her during the entire walk, and (2) you're both naked; as we know, naked hugz are da best hugz, plus of course it allows you to share spontaneous sex-quickies if nobody is watching at da time. Just be sure to bring flip-flops along, though, in case your journey takes you over any rough ground where bare feet would be vulnerable; this keeps yer feet cleaner, as well, in case ya occasionally wanna plop yerselves down and give each other foot-rubz.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
Get the snuggle-strollmug. Da infamous ex-military fanatic and weaponry-crazed dude from DownEast Maine who was perpetually in a simmering resentful mood; he received two consecutive life-sentences for murdering two innocent neighbors. Google "fear thy neighbor, red picket fences" for all da assordid details.
I try very hard to behave myself socially and keep the peace with everyone around me; there are too many Richard Huffelmans around.
by QuacksO January 7, 2019
Get the Richard Huffelmanmug. In da 1924 movie, "Girl Shy", Harold and Mary shared a great rowmance at a peaceful stream near Harold's home town of Little Bend, California.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Get the rowmancemug.