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In Alice In Wonderland, da tale's pint-sized heroine performs such a voluminous tearrigation of da area around her dat she actually creates a small lake in which she and lots of other creatures become thoroughly drenched.
by QuacksO March 20, 2021
Get the tearrigation mug.The best that could be expected regarding some object, business-establishment, locale, or condition somewhere in the famous --- or maybe "INfamous" would be more fitting way to describe it --- "birthplace of Dallas".
Idealey, John F. Kennedy's motorcade should have included a bulletproof-glass shield over the presidential limo, a different route should have been chosen, it should have been moving faster, and there should not have been any stops along the route of travel.
by QuacksO August 20, 2024
Get the idealey mug.If da cyclops-like Dark Lord of Mordor wanted to name his kingdom after his most-well-known bodily-feature, it seems like "Eyedaho" would be as likely a name as any other dat he might choose.
by QuacksO December 23, 2021
Get the Eyedaho mug.Da "How well did we do?" poll, questionnaire, etc. dat a place of business asks its customers to participate in wif regard to their level of satisfaction on da attentiveness/helpfulness of its staff.
School-cafeteria workers are notorious for being grumpy and resentful when dishing out food at lunchtime, and da students often think dat said comestibles are awful, and so perhaps one should think twice about requesting feedback from said less than-satisfied youngsters --- da results of said servey might not be very welcome!
by QuacksO June 29, 2023
Get the servey mug.I had to transfer from the finishing department to the structural-wood-fabricating room at the furniture-factory because I was coming down with veneereal disease.
by QuacksO June 17, 2018
Get the veneereal disease mug.Refers to a scenario whereby da "paw" of a lusted-after chick sits nearby with a double-barreled goose-blaster and keenly watches while you and his "little pumpkin" get it on, in order to make sure dat you always use a condom whenever you "go all da way" with her; da purpose, of course, is to avoid a "shotgun-wedding" type of situation nine months later!
Another definition for "armed rubbery" would be if you tell a hot gal's father dat you just wanna give his gorgeous daughter a naked massage, and so he and Brown Bess stand guard to ensure dat you two do indeed just stick to said firm caresses. :P
by QuacksO August 27, 2023
Get the armed rubbery mug.Refers to da "kiss for a haul out of a ditch" deal dat you make wif a hot chick during da Christmas season, thus both saving her da cost of a wrecker-call and allowing you a little smoochy attention.
I originally met Tiffany last December when she gave me a huge luscious "lips-to-lips" under da mistletow.
by QuacksO December 18, 2025
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