Tongue-in-cheek description of a certain type of give-and-take "assistance contract", whereby either:
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
(1) Person A provides companionship/intimacy to Person B in exchange for his spending money on Person A (i.e., using with his **Visa** card), or
(2) Person A agrees to marry Person B --- or at least to provide Person B with one or more "services" of a similar nature as in Example 1 --- so that Person B will "pull strings" with the authorities to provide Person A with a green card or temporary citizenship (a "visa"), so that Person A will be able to legally reside in Person B's country for an extended period of time.
Financially-solvent dude: It seems like nearly all the cute chicks I've met expect me to go by the "I grant you what you desire, and visa versa" deal... why does romance seem to always have a string attached?!??
by QuacksO February 2, 2017
Get the visa versamug. If Da Great Adolf had chosen to perform a vetoo instead of an approval, a lot of widespread destruction might have been averted.
by QuacksO February 10, 2021
Get the vetoomug. What a parent or other older relative of an "innocent child" does when said uninhibited youngster blurts out a clever "in yer face" remark/response that said grownup and other observers find shockingly amusing.
It's always amusing when someone performs an involuntary puffed-cheeks splutter, but it is even more hilarious if the person happens to be taking a drink of water o r other liquid at the time, resulting in an enormous :"geyser" followed by a long bout of hacky coughing.
by QuacksO March 12, 2019
Get the puffed-cheeks spluttermug. Da intensely-unhappy/stressed/fidgety "I really miss dat" feelings dat you get when someone pulls out the clip-fed Glock from yer holster and replaces it wif a simple rotary-cylinder revolver dat allows you fewer shots per loading, and dat you hafta tediously load da shells one-by-one 'steadah just dropping da empty clip and sliding in a full one.
Madea would definitely suffer MAJOR "automatic withdrawal" if da authorities took away her Glock pistol so dat she couldn't "get da gotters" anymore.
by QuacksO September 27, 2021
Get the automatic withdrawalmug. A much-overused term that promises that a certain product or procedure will never result in the participant's feeling the overwhelming need to become a nun. This assurance is actually a bunch of BS, of course, since everyone is different --- so there is actually no way whatsoever of knowing for sure what effect something will have on a particular individual.
Beware of miracle-cure ads with money-back guarantees and assurances that the product/service is "non-habit-forming"... read the fine print... in the section where it specifies what types of mailing-addresses they'll accept, see if it says, "We do not ship to P.O. boxes or convents", indicating that they will refuse to mail you a refund if you have moved in with the Sisters of Mercy. :P
by QuacksO September 27, 2017
Get the non-habit-formingmug. Any time I meet a new lady named "Stephanie", I always check to see how she spells it... too many "Stephonys" out there who just want your money and/or attention, but do not truly value you as a nice dude.
by QuacksO October 24, 2018
Get the Stephonymug. Everyone's favorite bewhiskered 20th-century shutter-snapper of majestic-vistas was very ansellary in da development and popularity of monochrome-type nature-photography.
by QuacksO February 11, 2022
Get the ansellarymug.