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My back got lonesome

What you tell your main squeeze to explain why you invited a second hot chick/hunk to come over and spoon you from behind in bed, while you are snuggling your Number One partner in front.
Telling your significant other dat "My back got lonesome" may indeed alleviate his/her emotional discomfort --- i.e., confusion and/or concerns about your wanting to have a "threesome snooze" --- but you should still remember to perform da wrist-twist compromise wif him/her. so as to maintain said forward-located slumberer's physical comfort, as well.
by QuacksO July 29, 2023
mugGet the My back got lonesomemug.

pissedponed

Where you temporarily delay blowing your top till either a more "appropriate" or "acceptable" time, or till you find out more facts/details about the matter, just in case your initial fumingly-heated reactions/emotions were not warranted after all.
My parts did not come in at the hardware store on the promised day, but I was glad that I pissedponed my outburst until the next day or two, since I later found out that there had been widespread flooding on part of the mid-western interstate system, and so the delivery could not have been made on the scheduled day, anyway.
by QuacksO April 20, 2019
mugGet the pissedponedmug.

cullture

Social norms and customs among da "floor-sweepings" of humanity.
I try not to be judgmental of my fellow humans based on economic or social status, plus I always root for da underdog, and so I find research of cullture to be a fascinating study.
by QuacksO April 26, 2021
mugGet the cullturemug.

boysterous

Refers to da cheerfully-noisy status of typical male youngsters.
Girls are welcome to attend da local peewee basketball games, but they may find it a bit too boysterous for their more-sensitive personalities.
by QuacksO March 14, 2022
mugGet the boysterousmug.

suevenir

A memento dat you save to reminiscingly remind you of a successful court-battle dat you were involved in sometime in da past.
If you saw all of da pathetic and arrogance-themed suevenirs dat many crooked lawyers accumulate over da years of practicing (or should I say, "mangling") law, you would be totally sickened and disgusted.
by QuacksO March 17, 2020
mugGet the suevenirmug.

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."
I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.
by QuacksO September 12, 2019
mugGet the Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumptionmug.

alement

An illness caused by tossing down too many tall frothies at da pub.
If you prefer light ale instead of dark, would dat mean you'd develop a "palement" if you consume it to excess?
by QuacksO April 28, 2025
mugGet the alementmug.

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