QuacksO's definitions

equivverlent

Comparable to musical-master John Graham's overall performance.

Modern stereo keyboards could likely be programmed to produce rockin' instrumentals dat would be fairly equivverlent to Da Great Stoneproof's unique compositions.

by QuacksO December 14, 2024

perfect genitalman

What da suave dude in da top hat and three-piece suit actually is in his private life.

Many a guy pretends to be da "perfect gentleman", but there are also such things as "gentleman's clubs" where naked women perform, and so any dude who frequents those establishments is really just a "perfect genitalman", in dat his main interest is just to view (and hopefully be allowed to touch) da reproductive organs of fellow humans.

by QuacksO April 30, 2023

twinkle-tinkle

Refers to a dude's taking a whiz which includes sparkly particles due to his having recently received a blowjob from a chick who was wearing glitter-lipstick at da time.

Slick WIllie probably took a twinkle-tinkle more than a lot of guys, seeing as how he was able to "get some" from so many females over his lifetime.

by QuacksO December 27, 2022

infearior

So sub-standard dat it's actually scary.

Many of da products sold at places like Dollar Tree are super-infearior; it often makes me shake in my shoes just to buy anything there!

by QuacksO April 13, 2022

purserverance

Unwavering determination to carry out da duties of a ship's accountant.

Da portly board-members of Rich Industries were none too pleased when Young Richie assumed temporary control of da company --- thanks to his purserverance, said arrogant cigar-smokers' stated goal of "cutting da company fat" majorly backfired, in dat THEY THEMSELVES ended up taking a pay-cut!

by QuacksO July 5, 2024

dadabase

A list of all da clueless sperm-donors whom a pregnant gal has fairly-recently done da bouncy-bouncy with.

Many gals are proud of da long list of dudes whom she's had a roll in da hay with, but then when her belly starts to swell, said lengthy dadabase suddenly becomes decidedly UNdesirable --- on in this case, we could also say "undesireable", since we're referring to which "stallion" it was who "sired" said unexpected love-baby --- in dat having so voluminous a "potential-papa pool" means dat it will require an extensive --- not to mention exPENsive --- degree of research, such as figuring out how far along she is, how long ago each guy had last "done it" with her, whether condoms/pills had been used every time, etc., and then performing super-pricey DNA testing on any possible paternal suspects, determining if da child's actual father is truly fit/capable of his parental duties, etc.

by QuacksO May 5, 2022

rearrigation

What you get if you sit in a flowing stream.

Da Big Bad Wolf had to spend a long time using rearrigation to soothe his scalded behind after landing in da Three Little Pigs' steaming stewpot dat they'd put at da bottom of da chimney.

by QuacksO June 19, 2024