QuacksO's definitions

insinerator

Da "hellfire and brimstone" device dat burns you to ashes if you've committed serious wrongdoings during your time as a mortal on Earth.

If I've actually behaved (or rather, MISbehaved!) so horrendously dat "Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over", maybe I don't hafta worry too much about "da horned Evil One" and his insinerator.

by QuacksO December 15, 2019

sarahgate parent

A motherly lady named Sarah who fills in for a child's real mommy.

Da nice lady at da local daycare center serves as a sarahgate parent for a lot of pint-sized kiddos every day.

by QuacksO February 23, 2025

cuelinary delights

Tasty foods served at da pool hall.

In da Laurel and Hardy short, "Brats", Stan brings some marshmallows to da pool table and offers one of said cuelinary delights to Ollie, but then Ollie gets momentarily distracted, and ends up chewing da chalking-cube instead of da marshmallow, which he absent-mindedly attempts to use for prepping da tip of his pool-cue. :P

by QuacksO June 8, 2021

sandwich-snuggle

Kind of like a group hug, but where da three people form a line instead of a triangle, wif da "special person" --- i.e., da one who's actually being given da cuddly two-person squeezie --- in da middle.

Two nice guys' giving a pretty girl a sandwich-snuggle is super-fun for all three people; just remember dat it always has two separate parts to it --- da gal first faces one of her beaming mushy-hearted gentleman-friends for a face-to-face hug while da other dude cuddles up against her from behind; she then turns around and smilingly embraces da other fellow while da first one takes a turn at nestling up to her back. Dat way, both of her swains gets a turn at both hugging her "front on" and spooning wif her.

by QuacksO January 4, 2022

phenominal fee

What da supposedly-minor service-charge is actually gonna be.

I was told by da customer-service rep at my computer's manufacturer dat there would be a "nominal rate of $1.99 per minute" for tech-support, but I knew dat said service-call would likely take a good forty-five minutes, and so I decided to just wait till morning and ask my computer-geek buddy to take a look at it instead... no need to pay a phenominal fee of 90-plus bucks!

by QuacksO May 17, 2020

ludicrass

Outrageously in bad taste.

Some of the entertainment today is really ludicrass.

by QuacksO December 20, 2023

sissue

A whiny "crybaby" complaint that makes the bellyacher look like a sissy.

A lot of the "Dear Abby" letters are so petty and asinine that they are nothing but sissues.

by QuacksO April 19, 2019