Definitions by QuacksO

terrortory

An area of real estate utilized by someone to frighten others.

My neighbor is usually a calm reserved sort, but every Halloween he "goes wild" with da decorations, and his property becomes a bleepin' TERRORTORY!!!

terrortory by QuacksO June 5, 2019

conshroomer 

Someone who frequently partakes of hallucinogenic fungi, and thus buys them from growers on a regular basis,

I wanna check Conshroomer Reports to see what types of toadstools produce da best psychedelic results.

conshroomer by QuacksO June 4, 2019

broncitis 

A breathing-difficulty caused by saddle-breaking wild horses, either because you spend too much time at it, or because you're just not "cut out for it" physically.

Charlie Brown's intellectually-naive little sister Sally claimed that the Broncitis was a dinosaur that soon became extinct because it coughed a lot. Maybe what actually happened was that its lungs got totally worn out from wheezingly/lumberingly chasing after the speedy prehistoric wild horses who preferred not to become said dino's lunch.

broncitis by QuacksO June 3, 2019

cryteria 

1. A set of rules or standards that determine whether something warrants turning on the ol' saline-solution glands about.
2. A set of rules or standards that are so tedious/picky/demanding that it would drive you to turning on the ol' saline-solution glands in stress/exhaustion/frustration.

Ethan Couch --- and by extension, his absurdly-indulgent father, who offered to actually buy da school so dat his Little Prince could be coddled da way he preferred --- seemed to view da standard school-rules as being "cryteria" merely because they required him to behave himself and treat da staff and his classmates in a reasonable and decent manner.

cryteria by QuacksO June 3, 2019

geneius 

Someone with a glorious anomaly in his DNA-helix that makes him super-smart and/or creative.

Humorist Allen Sherman claims to have given "good advice" to many of the most famous inventors, explorers, scientists, and philosophers, allowing them to come up with their amazingly-wonderful ideas and discoveries; I guess he must have been just a "natural born" geneius.

geneius by QuacksO June 3, 2019

illitteracy 

The dumba** inability to "read the signs" of incorrect/irresponsible trash-disposal.

I took my congressman around my county to show him the garbage strewn everywhere, but he never seemed to be able to see much out of place; he appears to have a major case of illitteracy.

illitteracy by QuacksO June 3, 2019

penile code 

Refers to da "rule" dat states dat if a dude "gets caught" subsequent to his delightful dallying --- i.e., da girl gets preggo --- he will then hafta "pay da consequences", i.e., resign himself to either fatherhood or child-support payments for da foreseeable future.

If da penile code was truly and stricitly enforced, there would likely be fewer teenage pregnancies and extra-marital affairs in this country.

penile code by QuacksO June 3, 2019