QuacksO's definitions

jestify

To use light humor to supposedly make something fair or moral.

I hate it when closed-minded people try to jestify something that I am urgently/vehemently bringing to their attention --- if I care enough about the wrongness/danger of the situation to make such a stew about it, I feel that they should receptively listen and promptly act upon what I am saying.

by QuacksO August 1, 2019

big blew eyes

The pair of lovely objects that glance up at you submissively and/or wondering how well their owner is satisfying you while she's giving you head.

Being given a luscious-lipped blowjob is super-pleasurable "just in and of itself", but getting an occasional adoring gaze from the big blew eyes of your cute pleasurer makes the experience even more special and satisfying.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Vietnaminated

"Puffed" or praisingly recommended merely because it pertains to Vietnam.

Robin Williams' 1987 film-portrayal of an eccentric radio-announcer was okay, I guess, but I dunno why he should actually be Vietnaminated for an Oscar on his performance.

by QuacksO October 24, 2018

inside-of-pocket hand-clasp

What ya do when ya wanna hold hands "skin-to-skin" wif yer hunnybunny while strolling around town together, but it's cold outside and so ya both have to wear gloves. What ya do is to simply "share" one pair of gloves between the two of you (put the left glove on your left hand and the right glove on yer companion's right hand), interlace the fingers of yer bare right hand with those of your sweetie's left hand, and then tuck your clasped hands inside your right jacket-pocket to keep both hands warm.

Doing da inside-of-pocket hand-clasp is usually okay for short periods of time, but eventually one or both of you may start to get a wrist-cramp from the slightly awkward grasp-angle, or your upper wrists may begin to get chilly from being partially exposed to the cold air. If the latter issue is the case, wearing a flock-lined pullover-hoodie can sometimes eliminate this discomfort, since this style of garment will usually have a nice long horizontal pocket that's specifically intended for "storing" your hands, and so you can both "burrow" your hands a lot "deeper" inside the jacket's thick cloth "tunnel" and thus have all of your wrist-skin covered.

by QuacksO October 22, 2018

Estherogen

Da female hormone dat defined da famous ancient Persian queen.

King Ahasuerus' wife is known for her bravery and boldness; perhaps da Estherogen in her system provided said exceptional fortitude.

by QuacksO August 23, 2022

laundry-saver

Going naked.

I'll say one thing for nudist colonies --- they surely take the "laundry-saver" notion to a whole new level... they are known for buying very little detergent or fabric-softener, especially during warmer months.

by QuacksO October 20, 2018

fart guessing game

A highly-disgusting (or hugely uproarious, depending on who you talk to, and also depending on whether you're da "performer" or da "audience") round of verbal-and-then-anal "conversation" in da form of a beamingly-playful riddle-type question from Person A, a naive lack-of-ideas response from Person B, and then a loud/voluminous whizzpopper from Person A. Said "dialogue" session is intended to make a big deal about da fact dat Person A had a really great butt-splutter "saved up and ready", so dat said "valuable" colon-burble wouldn't just "go to waste" and not be adequately noticed.

Person A (eagerly, with a big ol' grin): Hey, guess what!!!
Person B (unsuspectingly): What?!
Person A: P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-RRRRRTTTTT!
Person B (disgustedly): Yeah, yeah, yeah --- I mightuh known --- just another fart guessing game, and I fell for it! :P

by QuacksO May 17, 2022