QuacksO's definitions

elassticity

Da degree of stretchiness of a female human's muscles, tendons, ligaments, etc.

Liberty Barros and Anna McNulty are known for their exceptional elassticity.

by QuacksO August 25, 2025

brewsletter

A periodical bulletin from da local beer-making plant.

Says here in da monthly brewsletter dat da employees are forbidden to drink on the job; otherwise they would hafta also publish a monthly "bruiseletter" of all da injuries from tipsy workers' drunkenly blunderin' into and fallin' over stuff while performing their daily tasks!

by QuacksO June 5, 2019

cohabititting

What occurs when a buxom chick with two chest-pillow-loving admirers either can't decide which of them she wants to be sexually-exclusive with or simply doesn't want either of them to feel left out, and so she allows both dudes to simultaneously play with her boobs, with one eager stud fondling and suckling on one of her titties from each side.

Cohabititting can indeed be a good way to satisfy all da hot hunks in yer life, but supplying them with some form of padded headgear beforehand might be in order, to avoid their painfully bumping heads while engaged in da lustful savoring of your ample chest-meat.

by QuacksO June 8, 2019

Ferrousies

An ancient war-like group of Hebrews who mined iron ore.

The Ferrousies may have believed in only one god, but they surely spent an "ungodly" amount of time fighting with their neighbors (and creating iron weapons to do so) instead of actually sitting down with them and cool-headedly researching/discussing said belief.

by QuacksO May 22, 2019

Carpirone

A less "intense" version of da "calm me down" medication, designed to relax regular private motorists instead of ones operating a huge multi-person-transport vehicle.

I only drive a small SUV, so why should my doctor prescribe BUSpirone when conceivably I should only need CARpirone?

by QuacksO July 28, 2025

datatude

Da cantankerous and uncooperative demeanor of a computer due to its having missing/corrupted "bits 'n' bytes" in its memory banks.

I hafta send my laptop off to da repair-shop once every couple years to be debugged and defragged, or it gives me MAJOR datatude!

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

violince

What any nearby listeners might be driven to from hearing horrendously-poor fiddle-playing.

Jack Benny was actually quite an accomplished musician (you have to be a good instrument-performer in order to "do well at playing poorly" --- i.e., play said instrument in a humorously-awful way that will make your listeners laugh), and so it's unlikely that any members of his audience would have felt the need to resort to violince.

by QuacksO September 6, 2019