Definitions by QuacksO
Nappyheadedhoe
As acridly-combative and verbally heavy-handed as "The Don" was on radio and TV, "Imus" concede that it is indeed quite plausible that this Nappyheadedhoe may be a descendant of infamous medieval warriors from the pages of history!
Nappyheadedhoe by QuacksO June 26, 2019
prima fascia
Describes obvious/readily-apparent evidence that you misbehaved in some way when installing/upgrading the vertical boards at the edge of a roof.
If the vertical boards at the edge of a roof have excessively/prematurely rotted or loosened, that's considered prima fascia evidence that the carpenter did shoddy work.
prima fascia by QuacksO June 26, 2019
Appleachia
A cultural region in the Eastern United States that's famous for its award-winning crunchy-sweet McIntosh, Cortland, Granny Smith, and Red/Yellow Delicious varieties.
Hiking da Appleachian Trail can indeed be an enjoyable experience, but you need to be very careful how you treat da residents as you pass through their locales, since many of those hard-working and somewhat-temperish rednecks deeply resent holier-than-thou "city-slicker" folks, and so they will be all too ready to lob multitudes of squishy rotten fruits at you if you piss them off.
Appleachia by QuacksO June 26, 2019
whoreder
A sex-loving dude who obsessively "accumulates" or "stockpiles" any and all "doorknobs" whom he can successfully "charm the pants off of", so that he can be more sure of keeping his own "doorknob" well "polished" (being "bold as brass" with the compliments is a good strategy here).
Little Tommy Shaughnessy tricked the priest (by falsely "confessing" to having been dallying with a local minx, when in reality he hadn't "gotten any" for quite some time) into revealing the names of the most "loose 'n' willing" women of the community, so that Tommy could thus know whom he might "get lucky" with. Let's hope he didn't try to be a total whoreder, though, but instead allowed his fellow red-headed freckle-faced studs to also "get a turn" with said "doorknobs" sometimes.
achin' 'n' begs
Refers to the agonized feelings/actions --- i.e., extremes of "pain and pleading" that may include severe stomach-cramping, extended bouts of tearful wailing/imploring for more-filling menu-choices, etc. --- of a "pork 'n' poultry" lover who is unexpectedly being forced to "go vegetarian" or otherwise follow a much "leaner and blander" diet than the rich-flavored grease-and-carbs-laden feasts that he'd been accustomed to chowing down.
(from author Steven Kellogg's "modernized" version of the classic children's tale "Chicken Little"): After being convicted of assorted heinous carnivorous crimes, bacon-'n'-eggs-loving Foxy Loxy was totally in the throes of tortured "achin' 'n' begs" when he learned that his diet in prison would consist of green-bean gruel and weed-juice.
achin' 'n' begs by QuacksO June 24, 2019
lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness
What America is REALLY all about, especially nowadays when 'most everyone is "just looking out for No. 1", and with so many greedy-a** Fletcher Reedes out there who are shamelessly willing to drag fellow humans into Court on grossly-exaggerated/trumped-up charges merely in a selfish effort to fatten their own wallets (or at least to be "famous for ten minutes"), not because said other hapless mortals actually committed any crimes or otherwise intentionally wronged them.
I've heard horror-stories about what dishonest and greedy/selfish jerks some of our nation's founding fathers were really like, so I wonder if their passage in the Constitution was merely a "cell-phone static" type pf error (i.e., just like the "totally-honorable" Enron officials had conscientiously told their subordinates over their cell-phones to "ship the documents to the Feds" but this message's audio-clarity had suffered in the staticky interference-filled airwaves, and so the subordinates had thought that their bosses had said, "Rip the documents to shreds"), and these money-hungry two-faced fibbers had actually written, "lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness".
lie, flibberty, and the purse-suit of happiness by QuacksO June 24, 2019