QuacksO's definitions

infiddle

A violinist of a different religion from yours.

Achmed has an agonizing time accompanying Jeff Dunham to symphony-orchestra performances, since there are so many infiddles there.

by QuacksO August 9, 2018

Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment

A medicated topical preparation that's purportedly intended to soothe muscle-pain/stiffness, but is so horrendously powerful/concentrated (think, the searingly-strong stuff that Laurel Jr. spilled onto Hardy Jr.'s behind after accidentally shooting him with the BB gun in the movie "Brats", with predictably hysterical-screaming-and-writhing results) that the unfortunate user of said concoction actually feels like it's murdering ("eliminating") him.

Perhaps Achmed didn't get his flesh removed by the "premature detonation" of his suicide-bomb --- on the show, it is stated that Achmed's son AJ had "sent him a bottle of skin-lotion" as a gift, so maybe it was actually Rattlesnake Bill's eliminiment, and it literally dissolved the flesh right off him. It's no wonder, then, that the resentful Achmed later contemptuously "sent him back half a bottle", and that AJ now looks largely "skeletonized", just like his body-less dad... probably HE tried some of the eliminiment on HIMSELF, with similarly-horrific results.

by QuacksO June 12, 2018

smituation

A dilemma regarding an unexpected crush on someone.

My buddies and I went to rescue a lady-hiker today, but then one of said mushy-hearted dudes fell in love wif said "damsel in distress" while we were transporting her back to da parking-lot, and so he doesn't wanna leave her now dat hospital folks have arrived --- what a smituation! I'll go talk to da paramedics and ask if he can ride along wif her in da ambulance.

by QuacksO July 13, 2023

flattearthy

Manipulative "triple p" --- i.e., "pump-priming praise" --- remarks dat are so obviously insincere and invalid dat they might as well be trying to convince da listener dat da world is a huge disc-shape.

Da term "flattearthy" could also mean gushing admiration/approval dat is so overwhelmingly ego-stroking dat da swimmy-brained recipient might actually be willing to believe dat our planet is configured like a tabletop instead of a sphere.

by QuacksO November 30, 2023

Aprilday

A fake-emergency radio-call that a mischievous pilot makes on the first day of the fourth month, just as a joke.

One should **never** make "Aprilday" distress-transmissions -- no matter WHAT the date --- since not only may it needlessly consume valuable resources and panic rescue-workers, but such "crying wolf" shenanigans can also cause emergency-response personnel to then incorrectly ignore legitimate requests for help, since they will merely think, "Here we go again" if said completely-genuine call comes in at around that date. It's actually happened in the past, where rescue-workers have impatiently refused to respond to a real call for help because "they thought it was just an April Fool's joke".

by QuacksO November 15, 2021

deleis

Stoppages in a schedule dat are caused by flowered necklaces.

When I went to da LUAU to find some hot chicks to satisfy my ragingly-hard LULU, I encountered numerous DELEIS which repeatedly DELAID me --- i.e., lots of gorgeous Hawaiian ladies sequentially stopped me to smilingly drape fragrant-blossomed friendship-wreathes around my neck and give me kisses, and so these customary welcoming-gestures momentarily postponed their spreading their legs for me each time. I didn't mind, though, since it was an extra warm-mannered affection-perk for me from said tanned damsels, plus of course it also meant dat I was given access to both their upstairs AND downstairs "lips".

by QuacksO March 30, 2025

jennerosity

Da measuring-unit of how liberal and giving Da Great Bruce (or "Caitlyn", for da progressive modern-day thinkers) is with his time and/or resources.

Not much seems to be said in da news about whether Bruce/Caitlyn donates to charity or otherwise displays significant jennerosity towards fellow humans, but Daughter Kylie is certainly famous for her giving and caring. Maybe Papa is more well-known for "genderosity" --- i.e., being a staunch and vocal advocate to promote respect and tolerance for all self-identifications and orientations.

by QuacksO April 23, 2021