QuacksO's definitions
An operation that a woman has "down there" to remove the "what if I get pregnant?" hysteria that she normally feels whenever she has unprotected sex.
Hot chick: I love "doing it" with all of the "well-hung" guys I know, so I had a hysteriactomy to avoid any unexpected pitter-patter of little feet.
by QuacksO December 17, 2016
Get the hysteriactomymug. My children always become giddy with aunticipation anytime they learn that a female adult-relative will be arriving soon.
by QuacksO March 10, 2024
Get the aunticipationmug. Someone who totally takes his overseeing tasks seriously, in dat he'll bend way over or even totally get down on his hands and knees to really get a good look at whatever he's supposed to be checking on.
My best friend at da northern-Maine Amish community asked me to sweep out da shed-framing factory; I did so, but I wasn't sure if I'd gotten da floor clean enough; da small-statured Dutchman totally did a double-take and gave an astonished whistle of approval just as soon as he glanced in da door afterwards, though, so I knew right then dat he wouldn't feel da least need to stoopervise me in any future tidying-up endeavors!
by QuacksO April 28, 2022
Get the stoopervisemug. After uproariously carousing to da song of "To Life!", I'd imagine dat Tevya and his black-bewhiskered buddies displayed a great slurplus for quite a while afterwards.
by QuacksO December 3, 2022
Get the slurplusmug. Any "floppy 'n' dangly" part of an older person's body that they have become too senile to remember the name of.
Little old lady (indicating one of her wing-flaps with her other hand): I have intermittent pain and numbness in my thingamajiggle here.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
Doctor (smiling amusedly at the lady's terminology): Really --- you don't say, Mrs. Jones. Well, I imagine that could indeed be a bit serious --- better step into my examination-room right away.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
Get the thingamajigglemug. An Amish "rite of passage" period whereby teenagers are permitted to indulge in certain "wild 'n' free" actions of "them English" --- such as "guzzling da Gordon's" and watching fake-fight scenes on TV --- in order to experience life outside of their communities and thus be better able to decide whether they want to continue with their insipidly-boring and oppressively-strict religion-steeped Amish ways, or live like da normal public does.
Somehow, da whole idea behind rumspringer seems like a very destructive and unwise idea... rather than Amish parents' allowing their children to totally "whoop it up big-time" --- and partake of unhealthy/dangerous activities dat could likely harm and/or negatively influence them permanently --- on just dat one glorious debauched-freedom-steeped period of their lives, why not instead merely "ease off a bit" on some of da most oppressive rules, and therefore simply let their children have a slightly-more-pleasant existence for da ENTIRE REST OF THEIR LIVES??? Da old adage, "Don't spend it all in one place!" comes to mind here --- kind of like if someone wastefully squanders his entire disability-check in just da first few days of da month ("Oh, boy --- PARTY TIME!!!) and then has nothing left to use over da entire remainder of da month, and thus has to just miserably sit around and mope in dissatisfied dejection for nearly four weeks till his next "helping of lifeblood" is released to him! Why not instead just carefully dole out said precious limited funds-allotment a little at a time over da entire month, so dat he will have enough for everything he needs?
by QuacksO February 12, 2023
Get the rumspringermug. What grammar teachers would like to charge their students if they use crappy English in their oral/written assignments.
Mary Kay Letourneau wasn't prompted by a "puffed score" deal when she chose to be intimate with her student; she merely liked him a lot, and vise-versa. She still hadda pay quite a "sintax", though --- a significant jail-sentence, participation in a probationary-program period, etc.
by QuacksO October 20, 2023
Get the sintaxmug.