Appleachia

A cultural region in the Eastern United States that's famous for its award-winning crunchy-sweet McIntosh, Cortland, Granny Smith, and Red/Yellow Delicious varieties.

Hiking da Appleachian Trail can indeed be an enjoyable experience, but you need to be very careful how you treat da residents as you pass through their locales, since many of those hard-working and somewhat-temperish rednecks deeply resent holier-than-thou "city-slicker" folks, and so they will be all too ready to lob multitudes of squishy rotten fruits at you if you piss them off.

by QuacksO June 26, 2019

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)

"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

by Frankie Fiveangels June 26, 2009

apalachian trail

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other

this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right

by [e-mail] January 23, 2008

Hiking the Appalachian Trail

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.

"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

by wordanista July 5, 2009

Hiking the appalachian trail

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.

Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.

by Sanford and Sin June 25, 2009

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