What grammar teachers would like to charge their students if they use crappy English in their oral/written assignments.
Mary Kay Letourneau wasn't prompted by a "puffed score" deal when she chose to be intimate with her student; she merely liked him a lot, and vise-versa. She still hadda pay quite a "sintax", though --- a significant jail-sentence, participation in a probationary-program period, etc.
by QuacksO October 20, 2023
Coughing Poop Release. Refers to a self-administered emergency technique when unable to poop normally; somewhat similar to the Heimlich maneuver, it involves coughing vigorously to dislodge and eject the organic object clogging the bodily orifice.
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by QuacksO July 12, 2023
Refers to a legal eagle who specializes in sports-related court-proceedings.
A number of famous "bigwig" attourneys really had a financial (and sensational media-exposure) field day wif da likes of O.J Simpson, Mike Tyson, and Pete Rose.
by QuacksO May 23, 2020
"Sharp 'n' pointed" medical treatment intended to "needle" you into performing better on da ol' athletic field.
There's only so much dat trackupuncture can do to improve stamina and performance --- if eventually it merely comes down to a classic case of "da ol' gray mare's just not being what she used to be", it may be time to resign yourself to retirement and hang up da running-shoes!
by QuacksO February 09, 2023
Just because Clapton Crunch cereal is enthusiastically touted by having da Great Eric "singing da praise" for it, this does not automatically mean dat it's truly a healthy food for humans... I would still wanna check da ingredients before I started gleefully shoveling huge spoonfuls of it into my mouth!
by QuacksO June 26, 2020