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How a --- how can I say this with modern-day "politically correct" delicacy? --- "conscientiously challenged" person disgustedly/jealously describes someone else who is refusing to go along wif da speaker's less-than-proper wishes, and thus said looser-moraled grumbler views said diligently-truthful citizen as being an idiot.
Da lazy lumbering advantage-taking dudes at Possum Lodge don't consider their disgracefully-unfeeling behavior to be actually conniving or deceitful; they describe themselves as merely having "modest morals". They derisively refer to Red Green's nerdy-and-constantly-protesting/disapproving nephew Harold as being "moronest than that", however, and so for quite a few years they despised and ridiculed him, since his unshakable personal integrity and super-dedicated caring for da environment so blatantly "showed them up" and made them feel ashamed and unworthy. Once Harold landed a cushy $60,000-per-year job in da local government, however, said indolent opportunistic unemployment-check-dependent louts suddenly "got all buddy-buddy" wif Harold, and openly/enthusiastically told each other what an awesome and wonderful guy he was.
by QuacksO March 8, 2023
Get the moronest than that mug.A sudden and widespread "firestorm" of cash-seeking litigation following a major disturbance in the political/social/economic "weather".
Once it is shown that a certain medication or other publicly-distributed product is unsafe or not properly tested, it generally sparks a veritable tsuenami of court-cases.
by QuacksO March 8, 2019
Get the tsuenami mug."Sweet little old lady" individuals often seem to detect minute subtleteas in da taste of various brands, ages, and types when delicately partaking of their morning cups.
by QuacksO April 19, 2025
Get the subtletea mug.Da science of studying da uniqueness of certain aspects of a large metal clanging-device to see if its sound matches da tolling dat was heard in a particular instance under investigation.
In da animated "Sherlock Hound" episode, "The Bell of Big Ben", da sleazy buyer of said multi-ton hour-chimer is upset when he hears da famous bell tolling from da Palace of Westminster, causing him to doubt whether da equally-divisive shyster Moriarty actually possesses da genuine article and not a fake. Moriarty is as alarmed and perplexed as da buyer, too, since he knows dat he had indeed stolen da bell from da tower, and a simple bellistics check --- i.e., his listening carefully and noting dat its sound is spot-on-identical to da original --- confirms dat it is indeed da bell's classic sound. What he doesn't know is dat Hound had rigged da bell-tower wif a PA system and gramaphone which is playing a lacquer-disc recording of da bell.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Get the bellistics mug.Refers to someone's giving you a long piercing gaze which renders you unable to father children. Often utilized by the super-protective father of a girl you're dating who wants to ensure that "nobody will be calling HIM 'Grampa'" till the right time.
Sternly-caring dads take note --- attempting to "stareilize" the youths who want to date your "little pumpkin" will be totally ineffective, for at least two reasons: (1) only surgery would prevent said red-blooded studs' "guy junk" from producing fertile "love juice", and (2) excessive control and/or discipline will often only "push away" a daughter who resents your authority's being forcefully wielded over her like that, and so she will then be all the MORE likely to seek solace and "release" of her pent-up emotions by "doing it" with one or more guys whom she likes.
by QuacksO January 20, 2020
Get the stareilize mug.While it's true dat "the truth Hertz" when you read or hear about it in da news, I am still glad to be informed of their shady shenanigans.
by QuacksO December 2, 2021
Get the The truth Hertz mug.Small Christmas --- oops, I mean, WINTER HOLIDAY --- gifts of boxed frozen ready-to-eat-or-heat edibles.
Giving someone stocking-stouffers is all well and good, but you need to place said goodies in said cloth receptacles just shortly before their recipients come to collect them, since the frozen packages would likely start thawing before too long, and thus would make a drippy mess.
by QuacksO July 9, 2021
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