Palestein

A Middle-Eastern country where they both prefer light-colored ale and drink it out of large tapered cups.

If you get bored while bar-hopping in Palestein, go to a pub with a wider selection of beverages, and try some of their dark beer for more flavor.

by QuacksO April 19, 2024

involunterry

Donning or sewing with flannelette without realizing it.

If you're too sleepy to realize dat you walked out into da village square just wrapped in yer fluffy bathrobe, you might be subjected to an "involunterry stop" by said town's finest! :P

by QuacksO November 30, 2024

intergnashional relations

Significantly-less-than-totally-cordial/peaceable feelings among two or more different countries, wherein da leaders and/or citizens of said empires are snapping and grinding their teeth in suppressed rage at da perceived unfairnesses and/or idiocies of their neighboring territories' populations.

Tronald Dump is behaving so arrogantly and unrealistically regarding da citizens and economies on both domestic and foreign soil dat he has created some really acrid intergnashional relations.

by QuacksO November 24, 2020

marbitration

Gavel-BANGING procedures regarding da BANGING-into-and-aesthetically-damaging actions of careless people.

One should always take photos of any pre-existing "scratch-'n'-dent" imperfections in rental-equipment before it ever leaves da lot in yer possession, to avoid undeserved marbitration afterwards.

by QuacksO April 23, 2025

lamnesia

What someone wandering the streets in an apparent "mental blank" claims to have when informed not only of his identity, but dat he's wanted by da cops.

A number of individuals who claim to not know who they are turn out to be escaped convicts; sounds like classic cases of "lamnesia" to me.

by QuacksO September 26, 2022

speshill

Da elevated status dat a certain individual is to you 'cuz they're willing to unfairly stack da deck in yer favor.

Being really "speshill" to someone may indeed have its perks, but would you really wanna be valued merely due to your willingness to facilitate an uneven playing-field?

by QuacksO May 1, 2025

Fantasy

A dreamed-of-but-non-existent euphoric/Utopian status that certain people expect to achieve from drinking Fanta.

Fantasy is a serious-enough delusion to have, but if this unrealistic mindset is maintained for a long enough period, the condition can progress into full-blown Fantacy, whereupon a straitjacket will likely be required.

by QuacksO June 17, 2018