QuacksO's definitions
Da respiratory ailment dat Boss Hogg gave Sheriff Roscoe P. Coltrane due to his many "I'll give you fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of fifty percent of whatever profit I get from this hustle" deals.
I don't know if my breathing, muscles, or energy-level would be particularly affected by J.D.'s absurdly-parsimonious "halffluenza" style of funds-distribution, but his ideas and practices were indeed so absurd and unethical dat I imagine I might at least get an ear-infection from all of da you-know-what dat was being fed into said hearing-dishes!
by QuacksO December 31, 2020
Get the halffluenzamug. A claim dat you placed a GPS-beeper in some item dat a fellow human traveled with, such as his clothing, handbag, or vehicle.
In da "MacGyver" episode "Family Matter", Mac's boss Pete narrowly avoids having his captors make a trackusation against him when his transmitter-gimmicked wristwatch is nearly discovered.
by QuacksO May 17, 2022
Get the trackusationmug. A far-above-sea-level spot where you plan a structure, partake of an activity, or otherwise utilize due to its "lofty" position compared to da surrounding terrain.
Mountain homes are often built on awfully-blustery parcels of real estate, but their highcations also mean fewer bugs in da warmer months.
by QuacksO June 28, 2023
Get the highcationmug. Viagra dat either is specifically formulated for folks of color, or makes someone crave "chocolate instead of vanilla".
Black dudes often have bigger cocks than many Caucasian guys, so da knowledge of dat fact alone can be enough of an afrodesiac for a hot-in-da-crotch chick if she lays eyes on a fine ebony-complexioned male specimen!
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
Get the afrodesiacmug. Da prior unbreakable promise dat you made to your baseball team dat you'd play catcher at one or more of their scheduled games.
I had to sorrowfully cut short my date wif Tiffany because I had an afternoon committment wif my teammates, but I softened da blow by inviting her to come and sit in da bleachers to watch while I participated in da game, and then afterwards we "picked up where we'd left off" and went for a nice long "sunset stroll" hand-in-hand.
by QuacksO August 11, 2023
Get the committmentmug. An analysis-comparison of two super-heavenly embracing-procedures.
A simple explanation of da "hugz vs. squeeziz" difference: "hugz" are where ya wrap yer arms around da person and clasp him against you wif your hands positioned one-above-da-other (this is a past-heavenly experience if yer both naked, so dat da person you're hugging can feel both of yer warm palms lovingly pressed against his back). But SQUEEZIZ are gleefully administered by rotating yer forearms a quarter-turn into da vertical position to press them against da person's shoulder-blades, and then drawing da person's torso super-tightly against you (again, this is even more wonderful if you both do it topless, so dat da guy can really feel da warm ample softness of da gal's boobs being lusciously compressed into his chest, and she can feel his warm fuzzy chest nestled against her sensitive boobs and upper chest) wif your palms.
by QuacksO February 26, 2023
Get the hugz vs. squeezizmug. "When in Syriacuse, do like the Syriacuseans do." That might be tough, since they seem to practice two cultures at the same time, and so you might not know which habits to emulate in order to "blend in" and be accepted as one of them.
by QuacksO December 9, 2021
Get the Syriacusemug.