Definitions by QuacksO
arrest room
Best advice to keep a REST room from becoming an ARREST room --- just don't take chances by performing suspicious-looking activities while loading yourself up with merchandise from a store's shelves... put all your items in a shopping-basket or cart and leave said receptacle OUTSIDE da door of da crapper-cubicle, okaaayyyyy??? If yer worried about people's stealing your stuff, ask an accompanying friend or a security-guard to watch your basket, or leave it at da courtesy-desk or behind da cashier's counter till you get through takin' yer whiz/dump, then retrieve your load of treasures and continue shopping.
arrest room by QuacksO August 25, 2019
growceries
Da yucky/bland-tasking "youth-body development" foods dat your snooty "health-nut" parents put in their shopping-cart in preparation to making you gag/choke down said "inedibles" during subsequent meals, instead of buying da tasty treats like burgers, chips, candy, ice cream, etc. dat you REALLY want.
Parents might have better success at getting their little ones to more-willingly partake of da growceries dat they buy if they prepared said "it's good for ya" comestibles in more-palatable forms, such as mixing dem with mashed fruit, fried rice, peanut butter, oil-baked lima beans, etc. --- pleasant-tasting foods dat are still totally healthy, but which also possess super-strong flavors dat will mask da unpleasant tastes/textures of da foods dat they are trying to get their children to put in their tummies.
growceries by QuacksO August 25, 2019
jeepordy
What you put yourself in every tine you risk your fool neck on a rugged rocky mountain-trail in your jacked-up 4X4.
Some macho dudes love to put themselves in jeepordy by using their off-roaders to traverse nature-trails, but I'd rather hike the hills on foot, thank you very much --- much safer, plus I can actually get to savor the peace 'n' quiet and pleasant nature-sounds, rather than drowning out the lovely bird-songs and animal-twitters/peeps (not to mention scaring everything off within a bleepin' half-mile radius!) with my noisy roaring engine and thundering wheels!
arbortrary
Denotes that a certain item or action is required when working/relaxing in an agricultural setting, or when using mandrel-type accessories in a machine shop.
Adequate lubrication --- and the correct type of lubricant --- is arbortrary for keeping your lathe or drill-press performing at its optimum level.
arbortrary by QuacksO August 23, 2019
sundae school
Few sundae schools actually exist; parents just tell their unsuspecting kiddos that this is where they're going to merely snooker them into a boring hour-long lesson in Bible bu**s**t.
sundae school by QuacksO August 22, 2019
I've had plenty of practice
The White Knight totally "went Rain Man" on Alice when he huffily told her, "Oh, I've had plenty of practice --- plenty of practice!" after she expressed concern about how he kept repeatedly falling off his horse, so perhaps he (and the Red Knight, as well!) was just super-clumsy, and thus no amount of training could significantly improve his horsemanship.
I've had plenty of practice by QuacksO August 22, 2019
mesquitoes
Tiny annoying whiny biting insects that hatch from the seeds of a common plant in the American southwest. Said plants often have prickly thorns, which readily draw blood if they puncture your skin... coincidence???
If the Sagebrush Rebellion had included burning massive tracts of scrub prairie-land, maybe nowadays there would be fewer of these pesky spine-covered bushes growing wild that produce countless multitudes of mesquitoes every year.
mesquitoes by QuacksO August 22, 2019