Da way a dude humorously familiarizes you wif da three different "members" of his guy-junk --- "This is Larry; this is his brother Darryl, and this is his OTHER brother Darryl."
Ladies say dat they want a man who is "kind, caring, intelligent, and funny". Well, if your new guy-friend performs a "Newhart" genitals-introduction prior to first having sex wif you, it may not say much about his kindness or caring, but it sure-as-shootin' shows dat he has da intelligence and sense-of-humor portions of his personality down pat!.
by QuacksO June 22, 2020
Can refer to either:
(1) someone who monitors how people squat down, or
(2) anyone who watches others engaged in da planning, construction, maintenance, etc. of porches.
(1) someone who monitors how people squat down, or
(2) anyone who watches others engaged in da planning, construction, maintenance, etc. of porches.
In da Amos 'n' Andy episode "Porch Wreckers", da infamous mix-up over WHICH wooden landing was supposed to be demolished might have been avoided altogether if da clueless axe-and-crowbar-wielding dudes had been assigned a proper stoopervisor!
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Alluding to guitar-strumming.
Achmed bombastically claimed dat he could play da guitar much better than Guitar Guy, but since his bony-skeleton arms always just dangle loosely beside him, said rifference seems kinda silly.
by QuacksO August 11, 2021
Describes how a beleaguered investor feels after taking lousy advice from da controversial "definitely not related to Jimmy" billionaire.
by QuacksO January 24, 2022
Knock, knock...
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
Who's there??
Kudu!!!
Kudu, whooooooooo????
Kudu come and give me a hand with changing my tire?
Well, I will if you make it a "fancy-flatware request"... :P
Silver plates?
Why, soitenly!
Mercy buckets --- prisheeyate that!
No problemmo, Dude!!!
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.
by QuacksO July 18, 2021
I did some really paintstaking work on da community-mural, and felt totally drained afterwards. But then everyone was super-pleased and praisingly impressed wif da final result, so I felt it was all worth da extra effort.
by QuacksO August 12, 2018