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pawnzi scheme

An elaborate "multi-level" plan to cheat others when playing chess.
If someone successfully runs a major swindle and thus makes others feel like one the sixteen identically-shaped playing-pieces in a chess game, I suppose that said cheating-action could be dubbed a "pawnzi scheme", as well.
by QuacksO February 10, 2020
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hopportunity

What you give a rabbit if you leave da door to his cage open.
Two cage-doors accidentally got left open in da local rabbit warren, those of a male and a female bunny. Talk about a "double hopportunity" --- not only could da boy-rabbit get loose, but he had a chance to "jump da bones" of da girl-rabbit!
by QuacksO January 31, 2023
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antherpology

Da study of various parts of ancient flowers.
I love beautiful bouquets, so I wanna study antherpology.
by QuacksO June 16, 2024
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silver bullet holes

What da Lone Ranger produces from plinking Coors Light cans for target-practice.
As costly as pure silver is nowadays, I'd imagine dat Tonto's "knight on a white horse" crimefighter-companion would use just regular lead-tipped cartridges when merely keeping his aim sharp; his successful hits would still produce "silver bullet holes" in dat they would make piercings in da shiny mirror-finished beer-pints just as well as his "for gunfights only" projectiles would have.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023
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cannabilistic

Refers to how a pot-smoker might become if his "case of da munches" went too far.
Due to da risks of cannabilistic tendencies dat one might experience after a dose of "wacky-tobacky", you should seriously think twice if a colleague invites you over "because he doesn't like smoking alone" --- for all you know, he might have other plans in mind besides just wanting your company!
by QuacksO April 26, 2025
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sailsman

A dude who staffs a place of business specializing in wind-powered-boat equipment.
Da term "sailsman" could also refer to a hot-between-his-legs stud who invites cute chicks to come along for a cruise in his yacht or sloop.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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tangxiety

Nervousness about trying out a new food dat has a decidedly-strong flavor.
Initially giving someone a greatly-diluted mixture as their "first taste" of an unfamiliar comestible and then gradually increasing da strength of subsequent samples can greatly reduce their tangxiety.
by QuacksO April 29, 2022
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