QuacksO's definitions

prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.

These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

oral argument

A squabble whereby you require your opponent to give you a blowjob at da same time as he/she is presenting his side of da dispute.

One of da main advantages of an oral argument is dat you don't even hafta listen to your opponent's whiny monologue because he/she unavoidably has his/her mouth --- shall we say --- "otherwise occupied" at da time. What you can then do is to eventually suggest dat said grumbler engage in "regular" sex wif you in order to both satisfy your "pleasure me while telling me your side of da disagreement" stipulation and free up his/her mouth to do da yacking. Naturally he/she may not wish to do so, and thus he/she may just allow you to win said dispute without further debate, since said concession may seem less offensive/upsetting/humiliating than submitting his/her pelvis to you.

by QuacksO July 2, 2021

passed-tents party-sipple

Da ultimate in parodied version of da cranky grammar-lesson term dat we all hated dealing wif in middle school; da teacher would probably have a major uptight hissy-fit (i.e., she would get really "tense") if any of her students made such a mockery of said word-type label. Here, it refers to a gala outdoor get-together whereby everyone hangs out in crappy camping-enclosures dat most folks would just walk right by (i.e., dey would have just "passed by these tents" to look for better-designed models to purchase) at da sporting-goods store, and where dey politely drink from containers wif straws or dispensing-spouts instead of just guzzlingly chugging said beverage-containers' contents in huge noisy messy gulps.

Da "Bionic Woman" star Jaime Sommers was known for being very easy-going and creatively "thinking outside da box" when it came to her teaching job (for example, she would often have her students arrange their desks in a circle to represent a cell or molecule), so if her pupils gigglingly asked to play a "visual pun" joke on her for April Fools Day to break up da monotany of English class, she'd likely be good-natured enough to allow dem to do so. I can imagine her astonishment, though, when --- after an extended "close you eyes and don't look" period while her mischievous "little rascals" were preparing said uproarious prank for her, she saw dat dey had fully transformed her classroom into a "passed-tents party-sipple" scene, complete wif an entire "community" of surplus-merchandise-level fabric-walled sleeping-structures and toddler-type enclosed drinking-glasses dat da students would all be imbibing water or juice from.

by QuacksO May 19, 2022

preminstrel syndrome

Da cranky "shark week" period (pun not intended) of each month when a post-puberty chick feels da need to perform live music before an impromptu audience in da town square or city park.

Just like da "leave da hired help alone during intervals of intense household-chores activity" directives --- i.e., don't bother da maid when she's cleaning or da cook while she's baking, due to their being sternly laser-focused on said tasks, and thus any interruption might get you irritably whopped upside da head with either a broom or rolling-pin, respectively --- you should not "bother a lady while she's going through preminstrel syndrome", but should instead just let her play her instrument in peace!

by QuacksO December 2, 2024

huemiliate

To embarrass someone through da use of colors, such as by either painting a derogatory picture of him, or making disparaging remarks regarding his own choices/uses of pigments.

Oils-and-watercolors-daubing artists have always tried to huemiliate competing brush-sweepers, such as with "smear" campaigns of by trying to "whitewash" the facts.

by QuacksO January 13, 2022

dozen't make sense

What you'd say regarding da fact dat an 18-pack of eggs sometimes costs more than half-again-as-much as a box of 12.

One generally expects dat buying a larger "bulk" package of a certain item would automatically make da per-piece price lower, so it dozen't make sense to charge an extra 57% for an 18-pack of eggs.

by QuacksO April 8, 2024

stanktuary

An airtight room to where you can flee so as to avoid having your delicate nostrils assailed with offensive odors.

If you're gonna have a frat-party, make sure that you print the invitation in large type so that people won't misread what the part is supposed to involve, or you might need a stanktuary to gaggingly escape to as soon as everyone starts voluminously breaking wind from chowing down on huge helpings of baked beans and cabbage.

by QuacksO July 29, 2021