Definitions by QuacksO
dental retainer
What a tooth-doctor gives an attorney to handle all of his malpractice-suits and other legal hassles.
Some dentists find lawyers with periodontal issues and then get said gum-pained stiffs to work for them for free by threatening to take away their dental retainers.
dental retainer by QuacksO September 6, 2019
cusstodion
A whiny grumbly person --- most often a teenager --- who sulkily performs janitorial labors amidst copious use of swear-words to illustrate his acute discontent with having to carry out said activities.
School superintendent: I always make sure that all of the younger students have gone home in the afternoon before I assign cleanup-duties to any high-schoolers who have come under detention that day --- there are far too many cusstodions in these ranks for our tender-eared youths to be present during this period.
cusstodion by QuacksO September 6, 2019
OCGD
Stands for "Obsessive Compulsive Greasing Disorder". A.k.a. "OCLD" (Obsessive Compulsive Lubricating Disorder), it refers to a mental anomaly whereby one feels an overwhelming need to really slather the slippery-goo onto any surface on a device that should rotate/slide smoothly when said unit is in operation.
People sometimes banteringly ridicule me for my copious use of petroleum jelly and WD-40 when servicing/rebuilding machinery "Zheeesh, Dude --- you gots OCGD!"), but I notice that a lot of THEIR equipment often seems to wear out or break down significantly more than mine does, and so I wonder if maybe I am not actually using too much lubricant, after all --- perhaps those other folks simply don't oil their possessions **enough**, and so my "normal" greasing may seem excessive to them by comparison.
Mayo Clinic
A medical establishment where they try to cure you with Hellman's Real or --- if carbs/calories are of concern --- Light. Good luck on THAT one! :P
The Mayo Clinic is in cahoots with other dietary doctors and nutrition-centers in their local area --- once they get your cholesterol to sky-high levels with their "creamy calories" diet, they then ship you off to one of their confederate "good ol' boy network" centers to make even MORE money undoing the colossal damage that your "original" treatment caused!
Mayo Clinic by QuacksO September 5, 2019
podiatryst
A lower-extremity doctor who has such an acute foot-fetish dat he wants to do da ol' bouncy-bouncy wif any lady he examines who has attractive tootsies.
Hot chick: Some folks in this town despise our local podiatryst and won't go to him, but I don't mind having sex wif him 'cuz then he treats me for free.
podiatryst by QuacksO September 5, 2019
Amsterdamned
What Bible-thumpers claim you'll be if you succumb to temptations of the flesh while "window shopping".
If I invite a hot-bodied street-walker to accompany me out of the Red-light District and travel to some remote location far from the city before I share a bouncy-bouncy with her, will I still be Amsterdamned?
Amsterdamned by QuacksO September 5, 2019
bean sprouts and tofu
While it is indeed true that bean sprouts and tofu are really yucky-tasting and never seem to fill you up, they are literally one of the few edibles on Earth that you can actually eat without guilt (or weight-gain!). There's a simple rule of thumb when choosing what foods to stuff yer face with --- if it TASTES GOOD, it's not GOOD FOR YOU... plain and simple. But you already knew that. Pass the burgers and fries, please!
bean sprouts and tofu by QuacksO September 5, 2019