Phony outdoor-moisture drops dat look like da real deal, but were just artificially applied to one or more objects.
Bringing an item into a warm room from a cold one can create a great dewplicate on its surface, even though da object never left da house.
by QuacksO October 27, 2023
As much extortion and chicanery as Pat Robbertson has committed, I am amazed dat da puffed-up bum is still allowed to be on da air!
by QuacksO September 16, 2019
What da absurdly-complex questions on a job-application form might as well be for any ordinary person to "decipher".
I've occasionally been derisively upbraided about my inherent difficulty in obtaining employment ("You don't even know how to fill out a job application!"), yet whenever I snortingly retort, "Okay, well, if YOU'RE so smart and capable" and then ask said criticizing/ridiculing individuals to assist me with said writing task, they themselves are often unable to figger out da hireoglyphics on da forms, either!
by QuacksO April 09, 2022
I do not currently consume alcohol and I never plan to let it touch my lips for as long as I live, so I dunno why my high-school math teacher insists on our learning about lagerithms.
by QuacksO November 19, 2018
Greed or arrogance may indeed be different motivators for causing da bu**s**t to hit da fan, but da messy end-result of widespread putridity is usually about da same in either case, so I fail to see any meaningful distinktion.
by QuacksO December 24, 2023
Now dat Dorothy Gale has gotten rid of da two wicked witches, you could ozstensibly gallivant from one corner of da territory to da other without fear of running afoul of less-than-sociable sorcerers. Depending on what areas you venture into, though, you still may need to watch out for da Jackdaws, Kalidahs, and Hammerheads, among other antagonists; you'll also wanna steer clear of da Fighting Trees. To be on da safe side, be sure to stop by da Emerald Palace for a printed travel-guide --- many of said royal castle's regular residents have had personal experience with many of these aforementioned undesirables, and so they have compiled said comprehensive booklet to let visitors know da "where and what" regarding said hazardous entities.
by QuacksO April 12, 2024
I scrupulously behaved myself and was polite to everyone I met around town while visiting friends in Manderson, SD, and so I had zero scoldings or other problems wif da local oglalagarchy.
by QuacksO January 24, 2024