Definitions by QuacksO
snitchuation
An unfortunate development that occurs due to someone's either having tattled on you, or having stolen one or more objects.
Certain overzealous co-workers may be tempted to snitch on someone if they see him snitch one of the boss's donuts, but this favor-seeking action can lead to said busted pastry-thief's resentfully retaliating on said snitch, and the resulting snitchuation can then quickly escalate into an ugly full-blown snitching-war!
snitchuation by QuacksO October 3, 2019
callories
Fattening carb-units that you consume from munching on junk food while languidly yacking on the telephone, and thus said overly-rich-nutrients are more effective at packing on the pounds, just as they are if you chomp on chips and beer while sedentarily watching TV on the couch instead of exercising.
If you love gabbing with your buds on the horn for extended periods, a simple way to avoid the effects of callories is to only chow down on celery and carrot sticks (unsalted peanut butter can help make these "dull" foods more palatable) during these intervals, and save the tastier starchy/salty/sugary snacks for times when you're more active.
Titantric
A type of sex that is so forcefully "hot 'n' heavy" that its vigorous oscillations can sink a huge ocean liner.
Supposedly just the act of Jack's and Rose's passionate kissing was all that it took to sink the infamous White Star liner (in the 1997 film, the ship's lookouts were distracted by watching the lovebirds making out, and thus they did not observe the iceberg in time to avoid a collision), but maybe the vessel's already-heat-weakened-by-the-coal-bunker-fire hull had been further fatigued by the lovers' previous Titantric lovemaking, and so perhaps the great ship would have gone down sooner or later in any case.
Murphy's Law of Snoring
"Your slumber-partner will snooze silently during periods that you're up and away from the boudoir, but then he will totally 'saw logs' whenever you're actually cohabitating with him --- and wanting to get some shut-eye --- in the same bed."
Perhaps many instances of Murphy's Law of Snoring stem from the snorer's needing more space to "spread out", which he would have whenever he has the whole bed to himself; being more cramped can restrict air-passages and so on..
Murphy's Law of Snoring by QuacksO September 29, 2019
eloven
Portmanteau of da words "eleven" and "lovin'"; it's da "better than perfect" rating dat you smilingly give a sweet-natured closely-affectionate guy if he asks you how good his cuddling is "on a scale of one to ten".
second-hand noise
Da deafening roar/scream/whine/hum/banging dat is produced by someone using power tools or heavy machinery, and dat everyone else in his vicinity therefore hasta suffer with, even if said neighbors are not involved with said raucous task in any way.
Delicate-statured damsel: I always carry a set of reusable earplugs in my purse whenever I venture out 'n' about, just in case I have to pass through or occupy any location where there is second-hand noise of excessive volume.
second-hand noise by QuacksO September 29, 2019
slide-effects
Da tipsy unsteady-on-your-feet feelings dat you experience from taking certain medications; it results in your slipping and stumbling all over da place until da drug's effects wear off.
One can also experience heavy-duty slide-effects from not spreading ice-melter on his steps and sidewalks during da colder months.
slide-effects by QuacksO September 28, 2019