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protocoal

Da usual procedures dat a stoker employs when feeding da locomotive's furnace.
Standard protocoal dictates dat da engine's firebox has to be replenished with fresh fuel several times per minute; shoveling would be more or less frequent depending on factors such as how fast you were going, how heavy a load you were pulling, whether you were going up or down a grade, and so on.
by QuacksO November 17, 2023
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speak in tongues

Refers to where you express your passionate love and/or desire for someone by employing lots of fancy mouth-work on their genitals; no verbal words necessary.
In her famous song, "When You Say Nothing At All", I wonder if Alison Krauss was actually referring to how her lover can "speak in tongues" --- i.e., orally pleasure her "special spots" --- and thus demonstate how much he adores her without actually having to say anything.
by QuacksO August 7, 2019
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Tocko Bell

Da diner where Milo's clock-bodied canine friend goes for lunch.
Tocko Bell would be a great eating-place for a "watchdog" to feel welcome and at home, since he comes fitted with a bell-type ringer.
by QuacksO February 9, 2023
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hyperbilly

An exaggeration regarding da "best butter in America".
Some people claim dat male goats can head-slam each other so hard dat their hooves fall off, but apparently dat's just hyperbilly.
by QuacksO August 18, 2023
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leakest wink

What a "chain of command" is only as strong as. In other words, if a bunch of insincere people are "shedding crocodile tears" --- i.e., if they are pretending to be all weepy-eyed but are actually "winking behind their watering" because they're merely trying to manipulate those in authority --- the resolve of said commanding personnel is only as strong as whoever is shedding the most tears of the "leaky-waterworks" group, and thus is presenting the most-convincingly unhappy status that would also have the most persuasive effect on whoever is in charge of the situation.
A jury would do well to only listen to and consider what is actually being said by those giving testimony, not the eye-streamingly distressed manner in which said testimony is presented --- remember, the resolve of humanity is only as strong as its leakest wink!
by QuacksO February 18, 2023
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whypers

Da swishing-back-and-forth devices dat clear da "windshield of yer mind" from all of da "asking da reason" questions dat are "rained down on you" by petulant fellow humans.
If you're gonna hafta be dealing wif one or more "whyny" individuals for an extended period, you will want to make sure dat your "whypers" are in good working order.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
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euforeia

Da heady feeling of glee dat you experience when teeing off a tiny dimpled sphere.
Bob Stuyvesant never seems to glean much euforeia from his habitually-lousy golfing-shots on da Red Green Show.
by QuacksO June 20, 2023
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