Slapping a "Hit me --- I need the insurance money" sticker on your bumper may indeed be an uproarious action that's protected under the First Amendment, but it also might cause the fuzz to suspiciously eagle-eyeball your speed-changes to see if you're braking the law.
by QuacksO April 30, 2025
Get the braking the lawmug. For some general-health therapy and overall mood-improvement, a purrscription can indeed be "just what the doctor ordered".
by QuacksO December 07, 2022
Get the purrscriptionmug. Refers to da humorous "waist-grasp and reverse-direction-swing" action dat ya perform wif a hot chick while you're out strolling da beach/countryside wif her, and you realize dat either (1) it's getting late in da day and so ya wanna be sure of getting yer snuggle-bun "back home to her mama" before dark, or (2) one or both of you has chores/appointments dat you shouldn't be late for, or (3) you've already trekked quite a long way, and so you're concerned dat one or both of you might get weary/achy legs if you journeyed any farther and then hadda clomp all da way back again.
Whenever Tiffany and I are out for a walk, I always smilingly employ da playful pirouette pivot --- complete wif a chuckly-musical "B-d-d-d-d-d-d-r-r-r-r-r-r-r-u-h-h-m-m-p-p!" sound as I twirl her halfway around --- to help take da "sting" out of da fact dat we hafta start heading back again... sooooo much more pleasant dan simply saying, "Let's turn around now."
by QuacksO November 08, 2018
Get the playful pirouette pivotmug. What Billy Ray Cyrus would have after a long period of gathering returnable beverage containers on a hot day. Good luck gettin' any sleep that night.
"...So do not tell my legs, my achy quaky legs, to take one more step till they get a rest --- whooooohhh!"
by QuacksO August 08, 2018
Get the achy quaky legsmug. Da auditoryums in da Massachusetts-Bay area must have been really hummin' following da Boston Tea Party!
by QuacksO July 21, 2025
Get the auditoryummug. I'm such a klutz dat I try to avoid closely associating with folks who are all dressed up; said "near 'n' dear" affrillyation would risk my accidentally damaging and/or soiling da lacy duds dat said individuals are wearing.
by QuacksO November 16, 2022
Get the affrillyationmug. Someone who keeps an eye on how much material is inside of a "digging in and lifting" device each time it does its thing.
Scoopervisors are super-important staffpeople to have around, in dat they monitor things like whether a customer is being given full shovel-loads of earth, how much ice cream each child is getting, etc. They could also be pretty vital at a newspaper or radio/TV station, in dat they should see to it dat their reporters have up-to-da-minute access to breaking stories around da local community.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the scoopervisormug.