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spewvenirs

Refers to da assorted scattered bits of ejected debris dat are randomly deposited over all surrounding surfaces/locales after an eruption of any kind.
I always try to cover my nose and mouth whenever I sneeze or cough so as to keep spewvenirs to a minimum.
by QuacksO February 21, 2020
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erectory

An outbuilding or annex separate from the main hall of a church, where young men can go to have their sexual desires satisfied as a bribe for attending boring church-services.
"Unattached" or dissatisfied-with-their-present-girlfriends guys can often be easily persuaded to attend your church's "services" if you make sure to throw in promises of "good times" in the church erectory; the problem is finding enough "willing:" young chicks to actually provide said delightful "services" to said horny studs.
by QuacksO February 23, 2019
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eggshausted

Worn out from collecting eggs all morning.
I collected 200 dozen cackle-berries today, and now I am totally eggshausted... I was accustomed to collecting from just a few dozen chickens on our modest family farm. I shoulda known better than to start a part-time job at a commercial egg-farm without "breaking myself in" a bit.
by QuacksO October 9, 2018
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Feliz Navimom

Da "winter holidays" title dat appeals to da women's libbers of da world.
Small children are naturally less shy and more trusting around women than men (that's one reason that kindergarten and lower-grade schoolteachers are traditionally female), so having a visit from "Mother Christmas" during Feliz Navimom sounds like a good idea to me, since it would often create less fear and anxiety among da little ones than da "big jolly bearded guy in a huge red snowsuit" often does when he comes to deliver presents.
by QuacksO October 27, 2020
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pay off the principal

Not to be confused with the shrewdly-prudent and virtuously-responsible practice of diligently settling your bills "up front and in full" and therefore carrying a zero balance (i.e., your "principle") on your credit card each month to avoid interest-fees, this term refers to the decidedly UNWISE and UNFAIR act of BRIBING (i.e., "paying off") the head-honcho at an establishment of learning (i.e., the "principal"), so that he'll kiss-buttingly bow to your outrageous stipulations and/or preferentially pull strings on your behalf, often to the detriment of others in the school.
Probably Ethan Couch's absurdly-indulgent father initially tried to pay off the principal so that his spoiled-a** Little Prince could be coddled and given unduly-preferential treatment, but then when this failed, he upped the ante by threatening to buy the entire school just so that Ethan could be tutored the way HE preferred him to be.
by QuacksO August 22, 2018
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confreshion

An admittance of guilt dat you got wild 'n' frisky wif one or more fellow humans.
If you see a teenage couple red-facedly heading into a curtained booth in a cathedral, you can bet they are likely there to make a mutual confreshion.
by QuacksO January 14, 2023
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psycho-therapy

Treatment ya get to assist you in becoming da next "infamous Ted", whether it's Bundy or Kaczynski.
Madea was absolutely correct when she told Dr. Phil dat she wouldn't need any psycho-therapy to reach her desired results --- she already WAS totally bonkers in da social department!
by QuacksO June 9, 2021
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