QuacksO's definitions
A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.
Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.
by QuacksO December 22, 2022
Get the It's just a faze he's going throughmug. A contrabass-brass quartet dat serenades you and thus helps you feel less bored/fatigued while you're wheezingly putting up da light-duty framing-timbers for a new building.
DANG it all with this "tuba-four job" dat I naively volunteered for--- here I thought I was gonna get a live band to play smooth-jazz music for me while I installed da framework for dis here woodshed, but all I ended up with was a nice big pile of 8-foot economy-stud beams!!
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
Get the tuba-fourmug. A deeply-face-coloring on-da-job goof dat not only makes your cheeks burn, but could actually be grounds for your boss's giving you da sack.
Da notoriously-bungling fuchsia-colored cartoon-feline seems to always be able to "come back for more" no matter what dumb-a** debacle he clumsily gets himself into, and so presumably he would not be overly concerned about getting a pink slip; as likeable and famous as he is, he could probably soon get another job somewhere else. Besides, we all know dat said valentine-colored puma totally adores dat "soothing 'n romantic" hue, anyway, and so it would probably actually make him happy to receive a document of dat pretty pastel tint.
by QuacksO April 10, 2020
Get the pink slipmug. Small portions of tissue at da rear of your nasal-passages dat create even MORE upsets and aggravations back there, rather than help to block out and reduce said irritations.
by QuacksO October 8, 2023
Get the addannoyedsmug. Da hot cheerleaders secretly allowed me to accompany them into their "girls only" locker room for free to watch them get naked while they showered and changed, but they said dat there'd be a $1-per-minute sports-donations fee if I wanted "pleeze squeeze theeze" privileges --- i.,e., if they also let me savor their boobs and butts wif my hands. As it turned out, though, I enjoyed "pleasuring my palms" on said cute chicks' delectable trim bodies so much dat I ended up also giving them soothing calf-and-foot-rubz and tension-relieving back-massages, and so they not only refunded said sircharge in misty-eyed gratitude, plus they all took separate "cuddlez under da warm waterfall" showers wif me and then gave me a group-blowjob to relieve my own "tension".
by QuacksO February 7, 2025
Get the sirchargemug. What your parents or legal guardians do if you misbehave regarding your wheeled footwear, such as going too fast, riding in off-limits areas, making damaging tracks in your playing-surfaces, leaving your blades outdoors instead of bringing them in out of the weather, not keeping them cleaned and oiled, etc.
I made a list of da rules dat da rec hall requires its members to follow when using da rink, and I carefully review said list both before and after I play there, to better ensure dat I don't get my loaned toys confiskated.
by QuacksO August 20, 2023
Get the confiskatemug. Refers to a "buddy assistance" deal where Person A completes a yucky/difficult/boring job for Person B that he doesn't feel up to suffering through, while Person B tackles a similarly-sucky task that Person A would ordinarily have to perform himself, but also loathes the thought of doing.
I cleaned out Tiffany's garage in exchange for her vacuuming and mopping the muddy floors of my house after a boisterous post-game visit from our town's little-league baseball team... pretty fair disagreeable-task swap, if you ask me.
by QuacksO September 20, 2018
Get the disagreeable-task swapmug.