An anal indiscretion (i.e., butt-trumpet toot) that inadvertently slips out while you’re in the middle of playfully expressing romantic interest in someone. Depending on who you talk to, this intensely-humiliating occurrence (especially if it’s exceedingly loud and/or odiferous) can be either a turn-off or an advantage… while it’s certainly true that many individuals are indeed totally grossed out by any and all sphincter-splutters (no matter how “perfect” or “melodious” they happen to be!), some others --- especially slightly-crude-natured guys --- actually **enjoy** a good “rip-snorter”, and so their knowing that you are capable of occasionally producing such “priceless auditory gems” can actually be an attraction for them. Plus of course, this event can also be somewhat of an “acid test” for determining the other person’s true level of overall tolerance and understanding towards fellow humans… if he just casually “smiles ‘n’ shrugs” in response to your whizpopper, this is a good sign that not only will he be easy-going about this and any other fairly-minor bodily-malfunctions of yours, but he probably also doesn’t “sweat the small stuff” in other areas of his life, as well, and thus he may make a good compatible partner “over the long haul”.
I wouldn’t wish a flart on anyone, but it can be useful in learning how sensitive and forgiving your prospective partner is regarding trivial matters.
by QuacksO September 03, 2018
Highlights and milestones from Junior's diary.
Tronald Dump would have a simple sonopsis --- "I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth, and so I've been coasting on Daddy's money ever since."
by QuacksO March 14, 2025
Getting a boob-job so that you can pass yourself off as someone else with more attractive "natural" ta-tas.
Identitty theft is often practiced by women who have been jilted or passed over by a hot stud in favor of a more "luscious looker"; said spurned chicks therefore find out what said more-appealingly-endowed chicks' chest-treasures look like, and then have appropriate plastic surgery done to modify their own "girls" so that said fun-bubbles will closely resemble --- or hopefully even be more attractive than --- those of the gals who took their place in their exes' lustful affections, so that they can have a fighting chance of winning back said departed hunks once again.
by QuacksO April 17, 2019
Refers to da cheerful/casual whistling/humming/singing dat you're always super-glad/relieved to hear emanating from a mechanic, carpenter, or other repairman as he's working on your in-need-of-fixing item, since this unflustered tune-making indicates that whatever mending/alterations which are required to restore your device are merely "all in a day's work" or "old hat" with him; i.e., he's confidently proceeding with the task and is not concerned that there will be any snags. problems, or delays in said repairs.
Hearing the gloriously-welcome musical reassurance from a service-person produces a similar radiant hopefulness that you experience from being present during an "Ohhhhhhh...!" moment, since in both cases you feel pleasantly relieved that your device is indeed not irreparably damaged/worn/aged, and therefore it will probably be up-and-running again in a fairly short time.
by QuacksO June 12, 2019
Where angry parents or other fans at a ball game would like to "roast da referee alive" due to one of more calls dat they either disagree with or are otherwise unhappy about.
As ugly as high-school basketball games can get sometimes, anyone in charge of da scoring should consider wearing flameproof uniforms in case any of da spectators start yelling about an "umpyre"!
by QuacksO April 07, 2022
Refers to the behavior of a clergyman whom his parishioners view as "stingy with the till", whereby he seems to not spend the church's donations freely enough for their intended purposes, such as to help the community's needy, perform upkeep on the church building, etc.
Ever since that new pastor came to town, the chiurch's bankroll has indeed fattened considerably, but the church has gotten kinda dingy-looking, and the low-income locals have been complaining of feeling ignored and neglected --- sounds like parsonmonious behavior to me!
by QuacksO June 13, 2018
Describes da practice of donating large amounts of one's time/effort to assist others in writing responses on applications, contracts, tests, etc.
Since da infamous Paperwork Reduction Act has ultimately done little to actually curb da tidal wave of required forms and documents, there is still a great need for fillinthropic work by people wif da knowledge, patience, and endurance to either scribble da questionnaire-answers onto da "bothersome blanks" themselves, or verbally guide da frustrated/exhausted/clueless info-jotters on what would be best to put down on said assistance-request pages and agreement-sheets.
by QuacksO January 16, 2025