QuacksO's definitions

caughther PIN

Da four-digit security-code for your debit card dat you gave a female acquaintance "for emergency use only", and so you were able to be notified if she used it for non-essentials, since she's da only other one who knew said "magic" button-pressing sequence.

My girlfriend used my bank card to purchase a replacement COTTER PIN for a piece of basic household equipment, so this was indeed a necessary item; it wasn't a "caughther PIN" instance..

by QuacksO November 25, 2023

Arbytrary

Required to go out to eat instead of cooking at home.

For a lot of chicks, if you want them to spread their legs for you, treating them to restaurant meals is Arbytrary.

by QuacksO July 11, 2025

Don't get succored in!

A cautionary statement dat you tell someone who is being appealed to by a crybaby con-man begging for a handout.

One should always carefully do his research beforehand to determine whether someone who's bawling and blubbering for help actually needs it --- don't get succored in!

by QuacksO August 23, 2023

remoat control

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

by QuacksO May 30, 2022

CD-ROMulan

A media-storage device used in Star Trek.

I wonder if Lieutenant Commander Data kept all his files about alien foes on a CD-ROMulan?

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

esthergen

Da female hormone dat made Ahasuerus' wife so lovely and even-tempered.

My best Amish friend Ervin Hochstetler has a gorgeous and sweetly-serene wife named Esther; I wonder if her kind and warmly-motherly nature is largely to to her having healthy esthergen levels?

by QuacksO October 24, 2023

Ewokative

Conjuring up thoughts of small furry creatures from Star Wars.

Besides their voracious appetites and propensity to reproduce like crazy, da "trouble wif tribbles" is dat --- due to their small size and furry coats --- they are very Ewokative.

by QuacksO October 16, 2023