Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.
By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.
by QuacksO July 18, 2023
Someone's personal views/thoughts dat are tainted by either somebody else's having bribed them (i.e., "bought their a**"), or their having paid a fellow human for intimacy.
If da seriousness of his past transgressions had come up for a vote, Slick Willie couldn't have expected a truly unbuyassed opinion from da assorted females whom he'd had intimate relations with.
by QuacksO April 09, 2023
Refers to the slightly loopy child's game whereby the youngster stretches out on his tummy and raises himself up on his hands, whereupon an adult or somewhat bigger child grasps and lifts the kid's ankles and then slowly "trundles" him forward while the child walks along on his hands. An ideal activity to keep a child "occupied for a few" when there's nothing else to do at the time, or to painlessly compel a hyper/rambunctious child to quit horsing around, since he cannot do anything else while partaking of the game.
Senior-high student: My little brother and I got tired of waiting for the school bus, so we did the wheelbarrow walk around the lawn till the bus finally showed up fifteen minutes late.
by QuacksO November 05, 2016
If bird-lovers J.J. Audubon, R.T. Peterson, and J.M.M. Fisher had been collaborating authors, they could have created quite a comprehensive trillogy.
by QuacksO May 30, 2019
An operation performed on the infamous late-18th-century sea captain and Vice-Admiral of the Royal Navy. Can also loosely refer to any surgery in which the distressed/exhausted patient feels like the rejected commander of a mutinied ship afterwards.
I told the doctor that I only had pleurisy and thus I merely needed some pain-killer, but he tried to convince me to have my appendix removed. He obviously just wanted to milk MaineCare for more operations than were truly necessary; I declined his Blighpass surgery.
by QuacksO May 25, 2019
With my weak achy muscles, I prefer to either dress lightly or simply walk around naked, so I super-detest having to don Januwear during da depths of winter.
by QuacksO September 29, 2021
If a crane or other cargo-lifting machine is too tipsy when trying to raise a moderate load, da best addvice would be to attach more iron billets to its counterweight.
by QuacksO August 24, 2022