QuacksO's definitions
How much fart-gas you have "saved up" to come noisily emanating with a staccato sound like an idling lawn-mower.
Da more baked beans dat you gleefully guzzle, da greater your puttential will be fairly soon afterwards.
by QuacksO May 20, 2022
Get the puttentialmug. Can refer to either (1) a budding chess pro, or (2) a "just for show" employee who merely appears to be "rapidly climbing da corporate ladder" in order to make his employers look good.
In an episode of da Bob and Ray Show's "Garish Summit", Rodney Merchfield had been honest-and-steady-handed head honcho of da family's lead-mining company until da shyster Caldwell Merchfield --- claiming to be Rodney's older brother and a Harvard graduate --- grandly waltzed onto da corporate scene and shamelessly usurped da reins from him. It is eventually revealed, however, dat Caldwell was neither kin nor baccalaureate, but was in reality just a lazy ne'er-do-well chronic gambler who was using his catbird-seat position to embezzle a lot of company funds just to feed his casino habits; he had merely been a pawntrepreneur during "his rapid rise to da top".
by QuacksO November 4, 2025
Get the pawntrepreneurmug. The infamous bright-green-block-logo financial institution that is open 7 days a week, but is so consumer-unfriendly and charges so many outrageous fees that they are aptly named, since they are so "tedious" to deal with.
I don't know how that confounded TDS Bank ever stays in business, what with all their financial shenanigans that differ so starkly with other nearby banks.
by QuacksO October 19, 2016
Get the TDS Bankmug. Minute-evidence study regarding quadruplets.
In an early AFV episode, we see two adorable canine cuties grab a stick at da ends and two more clamp hold of it towards da middle, then all run together wif da stick in an evenly-spaced group; it would definitely take major "fourensics" of da multiple tooth-marks on said branch-section to determine which doggie was holding which portion of da stick in its mouth.
by QuacksO January 26, 2025
Get the fourensicsmug. Or more correctly, "lipsosucktion". What your hot female cosmetic-surgery practitioner smilingly performs on you as a reward for your having gotten your body-slimming surgery performed without whining.
By da time dat da hospital had finished with my artificial-toning procedure and liposucktion, both my excess fatty tissue and my love-juice had been "vacuumed" away.
by QuacksO July 18, 2023
Get the liposucktionmug. Verbal/written guidance on what to do wif those curious-lookin' straight segments at da front of yer lower legs.
Tiffany loves having me soothe her limbs after performing yard-work for extended periods, but she tends to get more sore in spots without much muscle-tissue padding, so she often gives me "go extra-easy on me there" instrucshins when I'm ready to massage da areas below her knee-caps.
by QuacksO October 17, 2025
Get the instrucshinsmug. A media-famous "rebel for the masses" member of the Himalayan constabulary who lobbied against corruption in said force.
I don't live in Nepal, so I dunno if Sherpaco's efforts have actually paid off. More power to him in any case, though.
by QuacksO February 2, 2020
Get the Sherpacomug.