Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
by QuacksO February 05, 2018
Get the crap tablemug. A super-impressive dapple-coated horse.
Da "cookies 'n' cream" horse-breed has long been used for racing, and so there are plenty of "lollappaloosa" entries in da equine hall of fame!
by QuacksO July 11, 2023
Get the lollappaloosamug. How your four-legged waggy-tailed buddy measures up when viewed by da likes of Freddie Mac and Fannie Mae.
I made sure to properly train Rover in basic things like housebreaking and not chewing up things or maikng a mess with shaken water or jumping up on people, and so hopefully he should be fine if any doubtful landlords check his FIDO score when deciding whether he and I can move into an apartment.
by QuacksO February 06, 2020
Get the FIDO scoremug. Brighty and his friends don't actually grow much of a winter coat, so brayon wouldn't be so plentiful or easy to get as wool from a sheep --- a burro's hair doesn't grow very fast, and so you'd hafta wait longer between shearings.
by QuacksO May 12, 2022
Get the brayonmug. Refers to where you unexpectedly get a whole string of several newly-composed UD definitions approved right off, and so you realize that the currently-online submission-judgers are apparently a more-receptive "desk" (as in, "it all depends on whose desk you land on") than the overly-critical/humorless a**h**es who seem to be typically present, and who often heartlessly/flippantly reject many of your perfectly-good and well-worded definitions in favor of stupid/negative/gross/disgusting/smutty submissions that aren't the least bit clever or funny, and which are riddled with misspellings, poor grammar, lousy/unclear wording, etc. So you hastily delve back into your "archives" of previously-rejected definitions and re-submit some of them, in the hopes that these more-fair-minded judgers are still the ones who are "watching" for new submissions, and thus they will approve this latest "crop" from you, as well.
I always try to perform the favorable-desk scramble whenever I have a chance; it's allowed me to get most of my definitions published, some of which I'd been waiting on for months.
by QuacksO August 25, 2018
Get the favorable-desk scramblemug. A widespread body of advocators/protestors who wish to allow everyone to be equally distressed by da dishonesty, greed, and broken promises of whichever two-faced bums they elected into government by ballot.
Now dat Da Donald has been re-elected, we will all likely feel da sting of his crazy politics --- no "sufferage movement" needed!
by QuacksO November 19, 2024
Get the sufferage movementmug. Da science of studying minute features of a "please remit da stated sum" document to determine where it came from, who created and/or sent it, etc.
Wif modern-day accounting equipment like computers and data-storage --- and customer service usually just a phone call away --- erroneous/inexplicable charges on your monthly credit-card statement are usually easier to get resolved than they might have been in yesteryear; conceivably there should seldom be any need nowadays to resort to billistics to straighten things out.
by QuacksO January 19, 2024
Get the billisticsmug.